Why is rain so great?
>>27391639
Normie here, fuck rain, the only place I like water falling on me is the shower.
Gimme scorching heat over rain and fucking snow any day.
>>27391861
Also when I simultaneously piss and nut on your face in your sleep fucking normalfag
>>27391861
See this? It's because FUCKING NORMIES hate it, it's the ultimate robot weather.
Is amphetamine overdose a good way to kill myself?
>>27391597
>Seizures
>Irregular heartbeat
>Vomiting
>Diarrhea
>Nausea
>Aggressiveness
>Panic
>Hallucinations
>Restlessness
>Confusion
>Rapid breathing
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>>27391729
No, use heroin.
>I'm tweaked as fuck right now
Absolutely not.
If I had to pick a drug to killyself, it'd be barbiturates.
Or some Valium and then barbiturates if you're a pussy.
>you will never find a robot friend to play video games with, connect with them on an emotional level, share happiness and sadness at the prospect of the oncoming future, and develop a bromance friendship that will stand the test of time.Post what you play. This is also a friendly reminder to please avoid responding to avatarfags and tripfags.
>DOTA 2
>Shit-tier
Pls help me learn, Senpai.
>tfw just pirate everything so a steam account is useless
Who needs friends anyway?
>>27391491
Would you post a throwaway email I can contact you on, anon?
>>27391515
I pirate everything I don't intend to play multiplayer on, since setting up pirated games for multiplayer is almost always a hassle I am way too lazy to see through.
ISFJ Thread
Elliot seemed like an ISFJ from his manifesto.
>>27391478
ENTP master race reporting in.
I'm ESFJ, can I come in bro
To femanons: Manlets or niggers. Go.
>>27391393
Suicide
original content btw
>>27391393
manlets, obviously.
>>27391393
>Implying bigots can be robots
Get /out/ and go watch nascar.
I need to take a poopy but there is no toilet paper in the bathroom because my roommate keeps all the toilet paper in his bedroom. What do I do it really hurts
Just do it indian style and scoop it out with your left hand.
Wash your asshole with water
>>27391381
Should I just take a shower after I poop? Will the water wash it all away or do I need to clean it manually
>be me
>see my mom crying alone downstairs in the kitchen
>asks her whats wrong
>she then goes ahead and gives me her entire life story how her job sucks and can't get into another relationship ever since dad left
>I then be a white knight telling her not to worry, that everything will be alright and I'll make her proud once I finish college
>she hugs me
>she...
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> tfw you realize your dad was actually shit but he also had a lifetime of hardship too that made him shit
> times never got easier because there was always something new to fuck his shit up
> tfw you realize your dad might not get a true resolution to his life
> tfw the same thing is happening to you
> you have to tell your dad to be strong but if it were you, you would have always considered suicide
fuck me
>>27391340
damn that really sucks man, the best I can say is to keep trying to make her proud and don't give up yet
>>27391340
>be a white knight.
That's not white knighting you idiot.
Let's talk about things that make you happy, /r9k/.
I'm not talking about fapping, or scrolling 4chan all day, I'm talking about something that makes you genuinely happy, and distracts you from life for a bit. Something you can do when you're feeling down, and it just makes you feel better again, no matter what.
For me it's going for a walk at night. There's nobody else there. Nobody to walk up to you and make you panic, nobody to force you to interact with them. It's just you and the street, and the darkness. I could walk for miles...
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At night or when I'm alone, I like to sing alot or act out movie scenes. It's a chance to forget I'm me.
Opiates. Just opiates. Nothing else.
same op except being on drugs as well liike lsd or a 25x.
listening to some clouddead too
She's a D.C. area $1000+ VIP escort, possibly a pornstar too
Help out Trump and he'll make anime real for you guys
Yea she's my escort, dat jerk.
>>27391205
>She's a D.C. area
This isn't proven.
She could be anything, were not sure which is the teacher and which is the hooker. inb4 twist!
Why do I get rated as a 5 by guys and as a 6/7 by girls in /soc/?
Women are physically impossible to see a man below 8/10 (don't have the picture,someone post if have please) do they just use random numbers for below rated guys. They don't even see you.
>>27391005
They are trying to be nice to you and will do what >>27391128 said.
In truth their brain works in a boleean way, Is he Chad tier? if yes "give him a 8/10 or higher" If not "give some random number that's not too low else he will think I'm a bitch and I want everyone to love/orbit me"
>>27391128
Not sure which picture you're talking about, but here's the Okcupid study "Your Looks And Your Inbox" that proves that women rate 80% of males as unattractive, where as men only rated 40% of females as unattractive. This basically means that only the top 20% of males get to enjoy dating and happiness, where as 60% of women (the majority) get to enjoy dating and happiness, along with the added bonus of having guys ask them out, initiate and pay for dates, lead the conversation, make every escalation,...
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I just want to be desired...
>Think I want the same thing
>Makes me feel slightly less shitty for a short period of time when I finally get it
>Still very unhappy
>>27390903
>>27390951
You think you are only valuable if others want you. You should find your own value in yourself before you can expect others to find it for you.
>You are too tall and manly to be a cute feminine trap
kill me please, let all the pain wash away
How did we all do?
What are you doing now?
Got 9 including core subjects, still on a worse course at uni than two guys who had 4 between them. GCSE's don't mean much anymore most colleges will have almost anyone as long as they can drag them through the course. More students = more money. Getting into uni isn't that difficult in England either.
>>27390815
How did you do OP?
I dropped out of high school and didn't get any GCSE's.
That was 13 years ago, damn you young.
>Be me
>23yo friendless virgin
>Suffer of paranoia and ocd
>jumped out of college
>live with my mom and siblings
>Collects welfare
>Have a strong welfare were i live so i never have to work in my lifetime
>I can buy almost anything I desire
>No hopes, no dreams, no future
I simply...
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You don't have paranoia or ocd,
Just lucky you live In a time that your overt weakness can be labeled as such.
Damn, if you can buy anything you can, at least buy some quality alocohol.
>>27390828
Suk dic
>WHY AREN'T YOU GUYS MOVING? I GOT TO GET TO WORK SO I CAN CONTRIBUTE TO SOCIETY AND MAKE MY PARENTS PROUD OF ME! I CAN'T DO EITHER IF I'M LATE FOR WORK!! MOVE IT!#!
Sounds nowhere like my morning commute.
NEETS BTFO.
>>27390757
>spend my night throwing banana peels all over the highway
>46 confirmed kills
take that, wagies
>>27390757
lol.. jokes
Hello I thought I would make this containment thread because a lot of trips (me included) make shitty threads in the pursuit of (you)s and now they don't have to! you can discuss anything tipfag related here be it your favourite/least favourite trip, questions for certain trips or why you use a trip.
>>27390506
Why did that faggot shave his eyebrows?
brand new tripfuck joining the ranks
anonymous for 6 years up until now
>>27390522
like everything else he does attention most likely.