I just got banned from omegle
please help
how do I get unbanned/evade the ban?
>>27394503
Kill yourself and blame Omegle in the note.
>>27394503
How do you even get banned in Omegle??
Genuinelly curious.
The ban will wear off after a day or so.
You'll just have to wait.
>walk into your sisters room
>see this
>what do /r9k/?
>what do /r9k/?
spread those cheeks and speak Latin to that boipussy.
>>27394496
She's pretty I would feel jelly because I can't be a cute trap myself.
>>27394496
Fuck him, he's not my sister.
Today I'm going to interview the absolutely filthy, shut-in, "I haven't left the house in a week" NEET.
Don't answer anything you'd feel uncomfortable with if I shared it to the normie public.Ok.
"How often do you go outside?'
"Did you have a "turning point" moment that caused you to become a recluse?"
"Do you have any mental, personality, or eating disorders? How severely do they affect your life?"
"Do you use social media?"
"What are some of your top movies and TV shows? Music artist?"
"How would you rate your self-confidence?"
"How were you like as a kid?"
"Do you hold any prejudices towards any group of people? Do you ever publicly express them?"
>>27394470
bump bay
>>27394470
>"How often do you go outside?'
Only when I have to.
>"Did you have a "turning point" moment that caused you to become a recluse?"
When I realized that I hate normies, maybe.
>"Do you have any mental, personality, or eating disorders? How severely do they affect your life?"
Yes, and enough to affect how I live my daily life.
>"Do you use social...
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>>27394470
>How often do you go outside?'
Never
>"Did you have a "turning point" moment that caused you to become a recluse?"
No I've always been like this
>"Do you have any mental, personality, or eating disorders? How severely do they affect your life?"
Those are all memes made up by the pharmaceutical industry to make money off people
>"Do you use...
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what are my fellow alcoholic bots drinking today? what's your drink of choice for certain situations?
>pic related
I like vodka because it gets you drunk with minimal effort although it's pretty expensive
gave up drinking last year. nasty stuff. I'm a straight edge teabro now, herbal aromas are my buzz and clear mindfulness is my hangover.
>>27394279
Not drinking yet, but I just got back from the store with a handle of seagrams vodka and a 12 pack of blue moon that has four varietes. Lookin foward to it. Haven't had blue moon in a while, I hope it's as good as I remember it
I like vodka too, mostly because it's actually pretty cheap where I live
>>27394492
i can't stand the str8 edge life
if there's no alcohol, something must replace it. in my case, weed
Have you ever friendzoned a girl?
Why did you do it?
I didin't like her tits.
>>27394123
>yes
>because I was too much of a coward to tell her I felt the same.
I deserve every minute I spend here, wallowing in my own stupid mistakes.
Because I'm too beta to fuck a girl I'm not attracted to.
Its funny how the more advanced the human race got, the weaker we got.
We cant eat raw meat
We cant drink water out of a pond without getting sick
No fur and soft feet so we depend on clothes and shoes
We are physically weaker
Now we have to work 40 hours a week to afford all these things our body depends on. It could be much simpler if we evolved into physically superior predators that can handle raw meat, cold, and can fight off other predators without the use of guns.
I want to live like an animal.
You don't seem to be aware of the life expectancy those humans in the past used to have.
You can eat fresh raw meat.
You can still do those things. You may have to shit a lot the first few times, but you will not die. You seem to have a sheltered view on what you are capable of.
Anyone else /eating the same thing everyday/ here?
I always cook myself some lazyass mix of pasta, fried vegetables, cheese and coleslaw
I have carbonara like 4 times a week. I also make a lot of pizza.
That actually looks pretty good OP
I alternate between (microwaved, never boiled on a stove) pasta doused in salad dressing or spicy red sauce and ramen
Sometimes I'll have brussel sprouts and tofu
>>27394090
I did something like that for quite some time. It was a steamed mix of different vegetables, rotisserie chicken, and cooked quinoa. I would mix in some D E L I C I O U S homemade pesto at the end, and top it off with a poached egg and a little worchestershire sauce.
I switched up the veggies every week to keep it interesting.
OH WHAT THE FUCK
I was in a different universe, and had to stop an evil which I only vaguely remember now. I had a qt girl whom I married, and we had kids, and I grew old. I was 50 or so, and I went out to my last day of work, I couldn't wait to restore in peace with my wife. But I got hit by a truck, and I found myself back in bed, back in a young body. In a foreign place.
WHY DID I HAVE TO WAKE UP
I barely remembered how to use this thing, but it makes me so mad that my entire life was just a dream.
Fucking kek, welcome to the real world boi
lel get fucked normalcuck, it's what you deserved.
>at a restaurant of some kind
>then at Jewish friend's house
>cute girl there that wants me
>everyone leaves
>we approach and I start touching her
>kiss, finger her
>have a bit of trouble fingering
>get the idea that it's a tranny
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ITT songs you're listening to right now
https://m.youtube.com/results?q=no%20k&sm=3
> inb4 judgement via virgins
>>27393960
Your next line will be "I'm not listening to it because of JoJo"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29jhWIO_mlM&list=RDwA_pcrqIkA8&index=14
>Just lift bro!
>Just be attractive!
>>27393890
>implying he doesnt go to the gym
you're a mongoloid
One pec is noticeably smaller.
>>27393890
>Just be attractive!
/thread
>tfw coworkers talk shit about me behind my back
>tfw coworkers hate me for no reason despite me keeping to myself
What is wrong with people?
Normies despise loners, they've got the "if you're not with them you're against them" mentality.
>>27393902
this times 100000
Just start acting really weird like your on drugs they'll leave you alone guranteed it's what I did
>>27393880
You have to remember that most normies can only react to outside stimuli. If they see somebody in their immediate radius not engaging them, they see that as a threat.
Best you can do is ignore them, unless you are alpha enough to confront them, which I'm going to assume you are not.
Why are there so many autistics now a days, there are definitely more around then ever inb4 diagnosises have just increased bs.
Is there some truth to vaccines causing it? Estrogenic foods? Internet? wtf is causing this autism epedemic.
I think it might have to to with information consumption. The autism diagnoses correlate with increased info consumption if you look at trends in recent years. I think it might be a coping mechanism of a mind to deal with massive amounts of information, much of which is lies, bullshit, and of dubious truth.
>>27393835
Old mothers
>>27393895
This. Also single mothers
>Alpha = Chad
>Beta = Loser
>Omega = ?
>>27393725
Bump.
I won't stop until I get an answer
>>27393725
Omegas are the ascended wizards. The ones that will endure till the endtimes and have forsaken the 3d world.
>>27393725 = Omega
now go kill yourself famalam
My friend just told me that a qt girl I am interested in had sex with him a few months ago.
He bragged that he came all over her face. He also came in her ass.
The other day when I talked to her, she said that she will never do anal because of a bad experience she had.
I don't know if I can get this mental image out of my head. It is really disturbing me but I still think she and I would make a great couple.
Should I still ask her out?
Ask her out and lose that "friend" of yours.
>>27393685
Just have natural raw sex with her and ditch
She'll go out with you if you tell her you'll feltch that 2 month old semen out of her anal cavity
So a friend of mine is in a shitty relationship with a whiny jew and she is trying to break up with him
but "he's so sensitive" but she's already cheated on him once, fucked a random dude.
I told her if she doesn't break up with him by april first or if she cheats again, I'm cutting her out of my life.
Well last night she cheated with one of my brothers (fraternity, inb4 gay jokes/elephant walks)
So my question is
How do I use my threat to cut her off to get her to fuck me or at least send nudes?
but that would be blackmail, anon
>>27393672
thats if I threatened to leak or show something
its more so coercion
>>27393682
bump?
i need some insight rubits cmon.