Reminder that Roy did nothing wrong.
>>27407480
that episode where he decked jim straight in the mouth was the best one
based roy
>>27407480
Roy didn't really get Pam though.
He kind of took her for granted.
>>27407511
can you let us reeee in peace pls
lol @ you losers home on a friday night while im out
>>27407321
it's not friday idiot
hope you choke on chicken feet and buttered lobster while you're at the chinese buffet with your hipster friends, fatty
>>27407351
its b dubz you stupid faggot
>>27407321
I'm at my Grandma's
You're drinking
I do not drink
My going outside would not influence my life ever in any way shape or form.
>All Hispanics are Mexican beaners
As a Spaniard American, how do we end this meme? SPAIN FUNDED COLUMBUS, we are 10 times more civilized than the Irish and the fucking Italians. Spaniard Americans don't have a high crime rate. Most Spaniards in america have been legal and speaking English for centuries, longer than the germans. But now everybody thinks Spanish = Beaner Wetbacks thanks to illegal immigrant dumbfucks. Are Spaniards in america the most overlooked race?
Like why can't rednecks just say "Mexican" when...
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Can't fix stupid
>>27407286
Spaniards are white, hispanics are not. If you got brown in you, you aint white
>>27407286
you're a fucking dumbass op pretending to know his own culture
Spaniard is a nationality
hispanic is an ethnicity
Hispanics can be a mix of at least 3 different races; nigger, yuro, and native. I usually include Arab too
You're teleported back to your early childhood anon, knowing everything you now know. Waddya do differently?
>>27407200
You know.
Everything.
gettin cucked with the girl i save
Save my childhood friends from being murdered and prevent the nice paper plane boy from being framed for it
Its the bane of all fucking existence. It turns us into losers, porn causes us to become robots and never know what real sex feels like. Social media makes women go from whores to mega-whores.
Think about it- back in the day before cell phones and texting, you actually had to put in effort to get a gf. If she gave her number (her HOME phone number), chances are you made it and she really loves you. Do you think she'd be attention whoring by giving her number out to every orbiter in sight? Pops would be furious!
Nowadays, its all gone to hell. Normies speak...
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>>27407157
you still have to put in effort to get a gf friend
your oneitis, the chunky girl all the orbiters, jupiter or whatever
that is not your girlfriend
get off the internet and go for a run and think about life
>>27407228
It doesn't matter. Everything is fucked up now. Online dating is the worst thing ever invented. Sure you got a gf now but chances are she's sexting tons of guys from tinder. Even worse is Snapchat so none of the dicks are ever seen.
Maybe Akuma had the right idea
How does it feel knowing that you'll live and die alone?
I never wanted this, but so much is decided in the 15-19 age group that if you fuck up becoming a normie, you never even realize until its too late
I'm totally okay with it.
>>27406999
it doesn't feel as bad as being expected to NOT be alone and being ostracized for being ok with it. I don't like this pseudo alone, I want to be fully alone. like on mars or some shit
Fembots, why don't you just lose weight?
>>27406834
Left is hotter desu
Because they don't have to. Someone will still fuck their nasty moo-cow bodies.
>>27406939
woman has shit genes 2bh, no hips, bony shoulders, small tits, weak ass
el trash man.jpg
Anybody /Runescape/ here?
hmu if you're still playing in 2016
no oldschool shit, stay the fuck away with that piece of fuck
I got my account hacked and lost my cheap godsword and full bandos armor and some mil.
Whichever the cheapest or 2nd cheapest godsword is.
>>27406734
literally any of that gear is worth basically nothing compared to what it used to be
>>27406704
no jagex banned my account for macroing. They need to do away with those permanent bans.
I broke up with my first girlfriend
>shit r9k
>The girls/relationships isnt as much as it's cranked up to be meme''jpg is true
>Talked to a girl for a month and a half
>worked up the courage to ask her out
>at first we kicked off
>at first we were obsessed with each other
>she this was just last week, we got comfy
>Had...
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Right now I'm exactly like you at your >worked up the courage to ask her our point
>tfw there's no obsession for each other
>>27406699
Shouldn't have broken up with her. My current gf is like that now, but I'd rather have her over any other girl I've dated or talked to since I was 16 to now. My gf is waifu material which is why even when she nags me, I do my part because she always does hers. Go back to her and try to fix it. Even though it looks like you burned your only bridge to her heart, it's worth a shot. But you really fucked up.
>>27406699
All women are naggy, annoying pieces of shit.
But look. If you can't handle THIS woman's nagging, that doesn't spell the end for all your relationships.
I think you did the right thing.
But like. You know she's probably gonna fuck a lot of other dudes in short order, right?
If you regret what you did but you were honest about not being able to take the nagging, you need to have a very serious talk with her very soon.
Ask a Chad who's wasted anything. I made it, I lost it and I'm nothing again. Fart.
Also eyesore eeyore I miss you a bit
>>27406695
Also is my birthday in 14m so I love you all
>>27406812
I miss coming to r9k and talking to you all they and booze so
>>27406695Fulfill my curiosity and tell me what sparked the personality change.You're lucky I checked the archive on a whim.
In this scenario, a girl finds you, and she grew up in the same places you did. She's extremely relatable and shares all of your interests, so for example, if you're into shooting guns and fishing, then that's what she's into as well.
And get this, she really likes you, not only does she think you're funny and quirky without even trying to be, she also thinks you're insanely hot for some reason.
She's made it clear that she wants a life with you, and she's willing to do whatever it takes to be with you.
The downside is, she's admitted to sleeping with over 100 men, but she doesn't have an STD (by some miraculous odds).
Would you still accept her, or would you shun her away for being such a whore?
>>27406641
>live in small town
>statistically she's slept with every guy
Id let her be a whore with me then drop it
Before Arcanine I would have said yes. Nowadays, I just can say no.
Or just hang out with her without committing into something too serious
So I had a convenient excuse to try nofap for the past two weeks living at my grandma's place doing work on her house. After 16 days, I've noticed
1. More headaches
2. Achy balls
3. Had a wet dream
4. Don't use my free time any better, in fact I waste more time shitposting and spend less time doing work
5. Surprisingly, temptation/urge to masturbate hasn't increased at all, in fact it has fallen
6. My behavior towards women has not changed at all. I still never speak to them.
7. Significantly more tired and have less energy overall
First...
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I've never had a wet dream in my life, even when I went a month without masturbating.
Whats it like?
>>27406598
no fap is bs, but no porn is legit
>>27406937
It's like having a little precum on the head of your penis when you wake up. I don't really talk about it with other people but even when I was a kid I never fully ejaculated in a dream, idk if it can happen.
Pictures you can't help but smile at
>>27406528
this makes me smile
senpai
Boxxy never ceases to make me happy
qasdfy
>give bf twenty bucks so he can buy weed for the week (he starts puking from withdrawals and his dad won't give him any more money)
>suddenly disappears from all social media
>he ignores all my messages about Easter brunch
>family thinks less and less of me as they observe this dynamic
Any other practice gfs here?
Update:
He told me to stop bothering him while he was playing videogames
lol
>>27406424
>>27406585
Ya he is smoking weed and playing vidya but he's probably smoking weed with another chic. Sorry fembot.
>>27406585
Maybe he wants to be left alone because you're a fucking wet blanket.
>tfw been sitting here typing and deleting the OP post for 10 minutes trying to decide what to make a thread about
>realize I don't actually have anything to say, just want to talk because I have been off /r9k/ all day and it's my only source of socialization
Pretty much the same, minus ever feeling a need to make a thread. I'll make one if I have something I care to discuss, but never just because.
Anyway. Going to bed. Goodnight, anon.>told Op have a goodnight
>it's about 11:30pm here in NY
>he only has 30 minutes to enjoy it
>mischief post
Hey man, at least you managed to do something besides shitpost all day like the rest of us.
>>27406390
I usually never make them unless I really have something interesting to say, but I am lonesome tonight.
Sleep tight, mischievous friend of mine.