Who /straightteeth/ here?
>>29820140
Where the fuck are your canines
It literally looks like you have all incisors
Pearly white tho
>>29820168my canines are my incisors
>>29820140
>Straight
TRIGGERED, How dare you use hetro slander to decribe non conforming teeth, You CIS Teeth scum
>wake up
>internet no service
>do every trouble shoot i know
>not working
>call ISP hotline to fix
>female phone operator
>give her my details
>"looks like ur local area is under construction"
>stays on phone tells me how long i can wait etc
>suddenly...
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>>29820134
What a bitch. ogano
Did you calm her down and what happened?
>>29820182
I shed a tear, i won't lie, i didn't try pity her directly
hey /r9k/ got my ap results back today and I failed
help me feel better about being a stupid fuck
How bad were the results
23 year old fag here. No one gives a shit about what AP or Honors classes you took in high school, it's a massive meme.
>>29820149
got a 2/5
>Be me
>18 yr old
>7/10 was 3/10 overweight before I started getting into fitness
>Have confidence to do theater but still awkward and beta
>Have crush on 8/10
>Become seriously close friends and actually care a lot
>Ask her to prom as friends (about as beta as it gets)
>"Best friend" of mine decides he wants to fuck...
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>>29820106
On the off chance this isn't bullshit. You need to get away from them.
>>29820296
I feel physically ill when I see them together
1. Find new friends
2. You might have a shit personality. You can work on this of find other assholes to hang with.
>she's ignoring you again
>she ignores you so often
I don't even know why I'm bothering anymore. Do I just give up or keep pushing through hoping that she'll reciprocate eventually?
Never start more then 2 conversations in a row. If someone you aren't friends with doesn't work with that without being told, they don't want to be your friend/gf.
>>29820078
You either give up now or go through more pain and give up later. Save yourself the hassle.
What the fuck? I'm 20 years old KHHHV and even *I* know that if a girl doesn't immediately show interest she never will.
You can't "convince" a girl to like you.
You fucking retard. You fucking stupid retard. You think this is a fucking game?
Good Afternoon, wagecuck.
Enjoy Your Two days of freedom
Another day, Another Sheckel for Mr. Shekelberg
Jokes on you Neety McGee. I'm off on Monday's and Tuesday's.
>>29820112
Hahaha hahaha
Funny
Not
Ah, wagecucks. After a long, hard week of slaving away for Mr. Shekelstien, you've returned to enjoy 2 of the 104 days of freedom you get each year. You are probably being force fed cheap, pleb-tier crap funded by your wasteful paycheck by your shore of a wife who cucks you for the BBC
Me? I'm enjoying just one of the 365(6) days of freedom I get each year, also about to prepare myself a delicous Dinner consisting of Steak, (Medium Rare) Corn-on-the-Cobb, Broccoli, and Pork, before to the comfiest bed on the planet
Just remember, only two days then its...
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>want to be in a relationship
>female voices, especially when they are raised in excitement ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF ME
>WHENEVER I HEAR A WOMAN WITH A HIGH PITCHED VOICE YELLING I WANT TO FUCKING KICK HER TEETH OUT
>want to have kids
>whenever I hear little girls screaming I want to slap the shit out of them
>want to go to social events
>noise of everyone...
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>>29819991
Same here OP, although mine isn't as bad. Sometimes sounds like someone coughing, speaking, walking or handling stuff loudly or making unnecessary noise like rubbing their fingers causes a feeling of blind rage.
Do you have any other sensory problems or are you literally autistic?
its misophonia and whenever i mention it to someone i get called a little bitch. nobody on r9k seems familiar with it so i never talk about it but its honestly ruining my life more than depression. try taking a test with like 6 different fucks around you clicking pens, erasing, stamping their pencils down, that scribbling sound, all that shit, and you absolutely cannot maintain a single thought.
>>29819991
I'm only sensitive to sound if I'm fucking tired or had a bad day.
But yeah, I get your feels.
This is a general thread for anyone interested to discuss, ask questions, etc
LGBT welcome, but not an LGBT thread
>>29819932
That guy is quite smooth I'm jelly.
>femdom
>faggots welcome
shit thread remake it
>>29819932
anyone got any pics of maidboi's in these types of device?
i find them really fucking hot for some reason
OH MY GODDDDD!!!!!!
SHUT THE FUCK UP JIM
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY JIM
YOU'RE FUCKING STUPIDDDDDDDDDD
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP
I DON'T GIVE A SHITTTTTTT
FUCK OFF ALREADY
who's jim?
who is this "jim" fellow?
and who might jim be?
Will it ever be socially acceptable to date traps?
>>29819885
>socially acceptable
who cares, you're asking the wrong crowd homie
>>29819885
That doesn't bother me, but alas it's fucking impossible to find traps irl
The thing is only date passable traps willing to keep their trap status secret
what happened to kingblackchad? last time I heard of him apparently he got reported for posting dirty photos of eliza. could it be possible that he got charged with something as a result? i can't even find his youtube channel anymore
drop some info you dirty niggers I know you know what happened to him
>>29819848
Did he actually go to prison over that whore
>>29819987
that's what I'm thinking happened. it would explain his complete mia status
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chads and stacies welcome!!!!!
lonely bump
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bump for the real human beans that use text only
Has anyone seen my hippie waifu?
DON'T HAVE SEX.
STAY A VIRGIN
sex is a worse addiction than all drugs out there.the moment you have it the first time you keep craving it more and more. While you can live without it as a virgin you can live without as a non virgin.
Please hear this warning
Not true, im a not virgin and im okay with not fucking ever again. And it was pleasant.
>>29819852
This.
Having fetishes and wanting to act out on them is infinitely more worse.
>>29819829
have thought about this, my biggest issue doe is not becoming a man whore once I taste it.
>Tfw one of you few friends doesn't want anything to do with you anymore
I fucking hate this feel
I can be your friend honey... comento oregano
same happened to me a few days ago
>talk to this guy i knew from my old school
>started playing vidya with him
>he started coming online less and less
>bought him a game so he would play with me
>he never did
>stopped coming online
>now he has a qt gf and i dont
>>29819808
>One of your few friends
Try all OP, and you get what I have now. All of my irl friends have pretty much abandoned me, and in a span of like two weeks, but I have to act like nothing is wrong.
>hurgdurgadurgadurgadurgdurgdurgdurg hurgdurgadurgadurga durgurgdurgdurgdurg banjo music starts playing
Howdy y'all I'm yer typical rightist. excuse me fer one moment
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Sorry about dat, its just a genetic defect on the count dat i's inbred! Ya me mum is also me sister and me dad is also my cousin HYUK
I hold strongly in2 da secnd amendments rite 2 bear arms. Even tho theres no reason to own a gun othr than 2 b a sociopathic mass murderer. I also needs it cuz GUVMNT COMIN...
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>>29819807
not an argument
originaloooo
>>29819807
Does the government think I'm a fucking IDIOT ? I'm not gonna let the GOVERNMENT fuck me in the ASS
The second amendment is THE MOST IMPORTANT amendment because it allows me to STOP the government fucking ME in the ASS
The day the government comes for my guns is the day I lose the little faith I have in the government. First they let a Muslim into the office, then they banned weapons I NEEDED for self defence, they cannot be trusted. They are not true Americans. I am a true American. You...
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>WE WUZ KANGZ
>BLACK LIFES BE MATTER
>HE DINDU NUFFIN