>have bolt lock on my bedroom door incase parents try to kill me as I sleep
>tape up cameras on my phone and computer, just incase
>hold breath when putting deodorant on, leave room and breathe fresh air
>use minimal amounts of hand soap due to its feminising properties
>can't use toilet when someone is in showe incase they peek out and see my cock
>whenever people laugh in public I always...
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>>27319948
>is this normal
LMAO
Very. Before you know it you'll be shouting to no one telling them to fuck of and to stop watching you then you'll break and scour your house for cameras and bugs whilst stabbing yourself repeatedly in the arm as a means of recompense for your sins
>>27319948
>>hold breath when putting deodorant on, leave room and breathe fresh air
Do you have cameras in my apartment?
"We will live forever" master race reporting in
But honestly I do shit like this because I want to deny possible enemies the joy of outsmarting me, there's a competitive element to it like "I bet they don't expect me to expect that"
I almost jumped off a bridge tonight
>go out for a night walk like I usually do
>arrive at a spot I like to sit at, it's a big hill that overlooks a highway
>just sitting there thinking, watching the cars go by
>start to get that feeling where you realize every single car, every light in a window, has a person behind it with their own life and their own entire story
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That's fucked up man. I hope it all works out for u. Maybe apply for local community college?
if you're feeling sad everything will work out in the end. It always does.
The little shopping center I work in has a high percentage of terrible, hypocritical people.
The same people who tailgate me and brake late are the same ones who thank me when I help them.
They come in with entitled, miserable attitudes, ask us questions they know we can't answer, talk down to us, but yet say thank you in a honest sweet voice as I walk away.
The area has a "pedestrians have the right-away" thing, and the people here feel so entitled that every day I watch countless people walk out into the street without looking left or right....
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Would you watch a sitcom called "Too many Cucks" starring Louie C.K., Anthony Burch, Simon Helberg, Wil Wheaton, Moot, and Marc Threadingham
haha epic /tv/ memes are epic
>Simon Helberg
what the hell does he have to do with the cuck meme?
>>27319405
He plays a beta on a TV show making him cuck for life
Why do women lie, what is there to gain?
Thankfully Im not completely ugly
Sage reee and as usual
>>/out/
>>27319265
>mexican chinese
So basically east asian.
Anon, we don't need another woman in our lives
im going to be the ring leader for beta uprising, thats right fbi, im the man with the plan.
not when we have each other anon, we can just have gay sex together.
But one of us has to pretend to be the woman, not that we need another woman in our lives.
SPREAD YOUR MANGINA!!!
>>27319329
Fags will be executed...sorry fampai, you have to die
Was just invited by an old friend from HS to come to his birthday party in a month (literally from out of nowhere, we haven't talked in like 3 years). I figured it'd be good to at least TRY to stop being a pathetic piece of shit, so I said yes.
I'm 20 and NEVER had a night-out. I'm fucking scared shitless. What am I in for and what should I look out for? Help a scared robot out.
Try to find people playing games; games are easy to participate in even if you don't know anyone playing them. If there is alcohol, fucking drink it; don't get retarded drunk but get buzzed enough that you find it easier to talk to people. If you see people you know/knew, talk to them - one on one tends to be easier - ask about what they've been up to, what they do, etc.
>>27319212
What if I don't like alcohol?
If you went to HS with him he probably doesn't even know you are a robot. Try to make some friends. Without revealing your power level.
Good luck my man.
Who here on depression meds? What do you think of them senpai? I just started taking lexapro and my sex drive is almost completely gone, I'm kind of concerned because I went from jacking off an average of 2-3 times a day to maybe once every 3-4 days and when I do, it takes forever to finish. I'm afraid that these side effects will stay with me after I'm off lexapro. What about you guys, did your side effects go away once you stopped?
I'm on 300 mgs of Wellbutrin. It's been great; I feel from decent to almost giddy. Confidence is back. It actually increases your libido.
Too bad it's not a standard SSRI and is usually prescribed to people with smoking addictions or bipolar disorder.
I was suspected of being bipolar 1, but later they established my non-existent mania was actually just boring anxiety, but they kept me on Wellbutrin because, hey, it keeps me from going an hero.
dude Nardil lmao
That shit goes away when you stop, OP, don't worry
>go to bed with 100% clarity of what's wrong with my life and how I can change it tomorrow
>wake up
>browse the internet, jerk off, accomplish nothing again
>repeat this for 5 years
>>27318999
I don't want to feel this feel.
Nice trips OP
>Realize thats all life is, is busting a nut.
same desu fambam
last five years has been me just fucking around acting like I know what I am doing.
>you will never be a third world man who gets taken in by a kindhearted european family and allowed to play with their daughters
i cry
If you must reply to these racebait threads, sage them. Otherwise just ignore them.
Look how disappointed the one in the middle is since she doesn't have a BBC to sit on
>>27318895
She's only in the picture because she was peer pressured to.
She realizes these apes are trouble.
Just bought pic related. I don't really ever leave my house so I thought if I bought an action cam it would motivate me to go outside and do cool things. What do you think? It was 140 usd. I would have gotten a GoPro but 400 was too much and didn't really want to get the base model.
Hey guys please come into my thread and discuss. Can't be the only Robot who has an action cam. Speak up, what do you use yours for.
Bump thread
bloxxbloxb
upload your entire day when you leave the house, or at least for however long you are out of the house.
Upload them all to youtube.Call it "An Autist Travels".
>tfw my sister found my celeb feet folder
What the fuck do I do, robots? How can I ever look her in the eye again?
>>27318521
Just keep your head hanginig real low looking ashamed for a while. That'll stop you from making eye contact, and you won't trip I guess.
Just look at her feet stupid
>>27318521
go back to /tv/ and start shitposting as usual
The success of Trump vindicates everything this board has said about Chad over the years.
Trump is the big alpha in the room swinging his dick around. Beta males like Rubio and Jeb were endlessly frustrated because they presented logical, reasoned arguments, yet Trump, who has nothing really substantative to say, is the one who's seducing American voters.
There's a lot of overlap between politics and game. It's not so much about your material qualifications or how good you look on paper. It's about having an aura, a presence that people are...
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>>27318503
"Chad" Trump will get destroyed in the general by one of the least liked politicans there are out there in America (Hillary) so did it really mean that much in the end?
Shit, it's not even a guarantee he gets the needed delegates to move on yet
i've had it with this farce of an election.
all politicians are old, out of touch, and don't have anything worthwhile to say.
they all just want to get elected first, and figure it out later.
that's how i genuinely feel. none of these politicians stir any hope in me for the future. that is what's wrong with america and why we are divided, we don't have a strong leader who has the ability to unite the American people.
i would vote for Paul Dano as president before i vote for anybody that is running for presidency this election.
cute, bubbly, outgoing personality or sarcastic, cynical, but secretly cute personality anons?
i like the ones who deep down are cute and they only let certain people in
basically april ludgate
Is that the slam poet slut who was qt then trashed her aesthetics when she discovered feminism
she's really cute to be honest with you family
shame she's been tainted
>>27318487
That's me.
Original poster.
Does anyone else feel like they'd be happier, if not the happiest person on Earth, if they had a girlfriend as hopeless, alone, atypical and brain damaged as you are, that you can understand and be understood by, that you can take care of and feel loved? Someone with a life as fucked up as yours? Or is that just me who feels like this?
yes
sjsjsjskdleksm
i used to feel that way, but girls like the one you are describing always have a bf better than me.
gib April Ludgate gf plz
Tick tock neetcuck, I'm here to take those neetbux away
Fuck off Kike lover.
its over fo you
should NEETs vote for sanders?
wasn't sanders a NEET?
>>27318300
he's a jew senpai