>Ok class, your project is due in two weeks
>Find a group of three and get started
>TFW don't know anyone in my major
What do /r9k/? I don't want to be that bitch that emails the professor and gets assigned to a group. Just ask random normies?
Ask some other loser or do it yourself.
>>27331820
This is a top 10 uni, almost everyone here is a super-Chad. I'm basically the only non-normie in my major. Can't do it alone or I fail.
>>27331844
I went to a top 15 university and there were plenty of weirdos. What's your major?
I've been here for a long time,
Honestly I haven't been an active poster since 2010. I just peep my head in to see what's going on and honestly I am disgusted.
>anyone who has their shit together is a normie
>people like anime because of "waifus"
>racial discord
>false sense of superiority
> 14 year olds spouting on about nothing in their life will ever improve
>anyone...
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Blame the morons on /r/4chan. They damaged more than just this board irreparably.
What? The kids are trying to be edgy, but it is much tamer then is was back in the day, I guess 2010 was a boring year or something?
>>27331502
that's the thing, 4CHAN way the fuck back 2003-2006 was insane
>raids
>people who wronged others getting smashed
>no actual racism (was more so about for shock value and the sake of being offensive)
then one day it just seemed to shift into wannabe white nationalists who have no accomplishments and need a bullshit cause and twelve year olds bitching about not having sex.
Help /r9k/ my parents are currently trying to figure out in which country my sleep schedule currently fits in society I think they want to send me to Russia "at least with the commie bastards you wont get out until you're a man"
How do I learn Russian? I'm scared
You'd best work on your squatting ability OP
>>27330879
what's the benefit of squatting like a gopnik
>>27330879
please help I don't wanna die surrounded by drunken slavs :(
Was invited to a party this weekend. Now, before you scream "REEEEEEEE NORMIE GTFO MY BOARD", listen. I'm a KV, been a NEET for 3 years, haven't talked to anyone besides my parents in 2 years, have no friends, online or in real life.
I know you guys are probably gonna tell me to go, so that I can pretend to be a normie, but listen me out. It's halfway across the country. Even if I make friends there, they'll just be online friends and I'm not good-looking or confident enough to smash a girl in that one night. So... would it be useless...
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>>27330817
how did you get invited to a party?
Thisis very important.
>>27330836
that's the question you need to answer, OP.
>>27330836
>>27330851
Old friend from HS invited me through normiebook.
who /stickyfingers/ here?
i keep washing my hands but they still feel sticky
stop cumming in your hands every two hours
Use some washing up liquid, very good for removing grease and stickyness. Make sure to wash it all off though.
Your hands have absorbed too much cum. You must burn off the outer skin layer to remedy this.
HOW DO I REDUCE STRSS IM SO FUCKING STRESSED REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
just stp giving a fug dude, smoke weed 420 nigga XDD
>>27330551
Essentially this anon
If it builds up to much I bleed a little but that's probably a once a week thing
Just stop caring dude
>>27330539
Kratom works. It's expensive though.
So robots, what happens after you die? What's after death? Eternal darkness? After-life? Reincarnation?
>>27330488
You born into the same body after and after again until you complete your mission or after death you're trapped into phantom zone to spend the rest of eternity with your personality.
>>27330488
you relive your life as the girl you crushed the most on.
then you relive your life as each one of her orbiters and admirers.
>>27330488
nothing happens because there is no existence for there to happen something, what this means for us on a personal level that we dont get to experience our own death, only the people who knew about us will notice us being gone
How much of a Chad does one need to be to even have a chance with her?
She is cute. Nothing special about her. It's makeup, hair
>>27330545
This. She's hardly cute, her face looks stupid and is awkwardly shaped and it made me laugh
She has one of those faces you have an urge to punch yknow?
>>27330441
If you have such low standards that you aim for that hag faced slut you are are not a Chad in the slightiest.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-kdyg4Fxo34
Well, would you laugh at her if you were in her class and she started sneezing non-stop?
>>27330434
bitch that's not real sneezing
I'd be pissed, she's just gonna sit there sneezing all class? How am I supposed to hear the teacher over her?
>>27330434
>in tears "I don't care what people think, it's just b-been going on for way too long I just want it to sto-"
>SNPEW SNPEW SNPEW SNPEW SNPEW SNPEW SNPEW
guys what is your preference giant giga tits or a massive ass?or something else completely and how did you come.to enjoy this?
>be 18
>get girlfriend called helen who is 17
>she turns 18 a few weeks later and we end up fucking and i play with her tits a lot
>tit playing and sucking.goes on for a while
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Why do you have to make up stories to try and impress random people on the internet?
>>27330422
33Q 9JT R9K L0L
>>27330422
>doesnt like potentially made up stories
>browses r9k and 4chan anyway
>girl im really into is an obsolute freak
>after a month of vanilla sex she confides in me that she wants me to shit on her chest
>decide to do it
>smear it all, both covered in shit in her bath tub
>blow load
>that post cum clarity of mind kicks in
>im covered in shit in a girls bathtub
>cut all ties and never see her again
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I'm a scat fetishist and that scenario, while not ideal, would be considered lucky for me.
>>27330256
Wow sauce on this webm op
>>27330345
i would tell you but judging by your filename you are a redditor so pls fuck off
>tfw the world is being torn apart before our very eyes
I don't know whether to laugh or cry. Even on 4chan nobody gets along anymore.
>>27329901
Sure we do. We just need a common enemy like the Muslims
>>27329901
If you think this is bad, imagine how people in the 60s felt. Or the 30s and 40s.
No one ever got along on 4chan.
Hey robots; I see you fell for the therapist meme.
Its a lie, a fucking cruel one normies play on robots and make a fat profit off of it. That person doesn't care about you, their concern for you doesn't go deeper than your check.
>I know its my job but I really do care. That's why I do this.
Oh yeah? Stop paying them, see what happens. They are paid to fabricate what normies get for free with a healthy social life. The only people who benefit from this is rich spoiled white girls with no mental problems who...
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Agreed, therapists on the whole are absolute shit. Couple's counseling is a joke as well, they almost always side with the woman the same way that the police/legal system does.
I mean, if you have insurance and seeing a psychiatrist is free, then by all means knock yourself out and give it a shot with a male therapist. But to pay for it? Hell no, definitely not worth it.
>>27329882
>I'm literally so autistic i cant even talk with a person that made it their job to talk to autistic people, it must be their fault REEEEEE
I don't think a therapist will really help me with my mental illness, but i have to see one for a diagnosis, which i'll need for autismbux.
What's the point in doing all this work to fix myself if I have no desire for a gf anyway?
Hold on to that feeling, OP.
I was like you a year ago.
>>27329609
What do you mean?
Original comment you fucking piece of shit board
>>27329573
oh god
i remembered when i accidentally sat in the first women's study lecture for the year
they called up all the guys to the front and i was like "hang on"
when they were like "why are you doing women's studies?" i nope'd the fuck out of the theatre (with hundreds of little deathstares watching me)
>be 27 y/o
>never worked in my life and never will
>tfw going home to play video games after buying vodka and pizza
>see an endless line of wageslaves stuck in traffic
>it will be at least an hour of unpaid misery
feelsgoodman :D
origin cum
>>27329561
Thisis living life to the comfiest.
FUCK YOU!!
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>>27329625
What's the matter? Did the boss call you in on your day off?