HELP I LITERALLY GOT MYSELF A SLAVEJOB
How do I prepare? I cannot go back to neet no more.
Practice saying "no" into the phone in advance because your boss is most likely going to call you in on your day off.
And if you come in once on your day off, they'll start expecting it. They'll make you their bitch.
>>27346260
okay got it
what about waking up in the morning. what help besides coffee?
>>27346339
fear and existential dread, about what will happen if you're late one more time and you either get fired or boss want you to work extra time on weekend to make up for it
I'm drunk, pissed about Brussels getting bombed.
My manager expecting WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH!!! I want to quit or go on vacation, although I just wish I had a place to cry silently. Tired of all the death around me recently. Feeling cold.
What are your feels?
>>27346204
This past 6 months I have been struggling with drinking problems. See, I black out and then go on this ragemode autopilot. During this rageout, I've briefly flashed back/came to while:
>broken into a vacant store and busted a lot of shit. never caught
>got into multiple barfights and literally thrown out
>wander to the other side of the city lost in the cold rain
>come dangerously...
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I mean yeah, Im mad that the fact that people out there seriously bomb random public places in the name of their religion of political ideals. But there is no stopping that. Me as a petty human being with no power cant do anything about that except sit back and watch the shit show unfold before me until it finally reaches me and kills me too. I hate working, I hate having a fucking dumb job being a cyborg and then my manager tries to make me work more hours in the sake of him not having to wake up so early. I live in the middle of fucking nowhere. I have no friends, I just go...
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>ISIS finally hits Berlin
>Angela Merkel hanged in the streets
>Holy European Union implodes
soon
Hey there frogposters, /aspie/ khv anon here.
So finally i met a girl who clearly is interested in me. We spoke about a lot of stuff, but we clearly have a friendly relationship. What's the next step? I'm not talking about getting laid, but at least cuddling or something.in 3 days ill never see her again so i don't really care about repercussions
>>27346137
Very original bumperino
>>27346137
honestly harder to get cuddled than laid in the modern era. youll only get that post sex or as part of a long term relationship
>>27346318
This desu actually kinda weird when you think about it that a girl will let you inside her before she puts herself in your arms
>tfw no stepbrother bf
kill yourself cebruz you worthless piece of trash
>>27346079
You got the wrong guy.
>tfw watching a movie with qt bf
Time to cover a week in the life of a NEET.
Sunday
>masturbate/Anime
Monday
>contemplate suicide/Anime
Tuesday
>Masturbate to the thought of suicide
Wednesday
>Tell 4chan how great my life is/plan suicide
Thursday
>Order rope from amazon/frogpost on R9k
Friday
>Anime/reddit
Saturday
>Check mail for rope/Complete suicide.
That...
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>>27345951
um, actually...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ_HTABr7hA
>>27345951
Thisis only one possible NEET life.
>>27345977
That's wednesday
Remember to select 2 day shipping NEETie so your suffering can end on time
Does wealth and fragrance make you more physically attractive to females
I am not rich but my father is on the wealthier side (wouldn't call him rich). I have nothing I earned myself, I wear expensive clothes, drive an S-class and have an expensive phone. I do not have a watch or any other kind of jewellery.
It doesn't attract anyone but skanks and they make it so obvious that it is repulsing.
>>27345914
OP asked if it makes you attractive to women, you fucking retarded piece of shit. Not about your life story.
And reading your retard post it is in fact true.
>>27345933
I didn't realise he wanted a yes or no answer, Mr tough guy.
tfw cant even into online friends
i keep telling myself that this is my nature and i should accept it and move on but its too hard sometimes
You aren't missing out. You get attached to someone who can on a whim stop communicating with you entirely. I invested hours of days of weeks of months with online friends who now won't even reply to me.
I thought this was a joke but it really is hard
>add someone on steam
>talk with him a lot initially
>too scared to ever start a conversation again
>he tries to message me once but I was away
I've done this with four guys and I doubt it will be any different with the next.
>>27345923
>>27345891
I guess I didnt really say what I intended too.
I'm friendless, I dont have IRL friends, nor colleagues barely any acquaintances(because I recently got into uni and have to make group projects, otherwise I would have none).
online friends are the last hope for friendless people, yet I cant do it, and Ive tried a lot
I've given up on women /r9k/, or at the very least with trying to establish meaningful romantic relationships with them.
I'm not ugly or that much of an autist (I'm on this board though so take with that what you will]. I have no problems speaking with girls, making eye contact, communicating. I know several like me or that have liked me at some point. The only problem is I have never met a single women I would ever be willing to actually date.
Plenty I'd be willing to fuck mind you, I'm not some faggot that points out a zit on an otherwise...
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I'm like this but the other way around.
We need to either be happy alone or learn to lower our standards and be happy with that. I've learned to be happy being alone.
sounds like some sort of mental illness desu.
I get where you're coming from. Really I do. I see a lot of selfish, vapid bullshit in women out there. But I tend to overlook it the more attractive the girl is.
A sense of humor also goes a long way.
idk maybe try dating a buddhist, not a pop-western buddhist, but like a legit buddhist or something.
>>27345834
Ive been adapting to living and being alone most of the time and frankly I love it. I don't like the pressure of having to be around other people. I like doing what I want, where I want, when I want, and having someone with me only ever seems to limit me from doing what I want; I'm limited in what I can do socially and I hate that feeling of limitation. Of course it's basically just a mental barrier in that case but it's practically insurmountable for me.
/r9k/ DIRECT YOUR POWER TOWARDS THE TREE KING
HAIL THE TREE KING
http://komonews.com/live/event
synopsis:
>man climbs 80 ft / 25 m tree in seattle
>becomes king of tree
>police arrive
>treeking demands smokes
>police bring him smokes
>treeking smokes the smokes
>throws apples and sticks at people below
>ladderbro arrives to talk him down from a bigass ladder
>treeking fashions a wizard...
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My city meme now. Hail tree king!
How may I serve you my liege?
Guy should be nominated beta king
>kissless virgin
>never even seen a naked woman
>best friend going into the army
>a few of my buddies get together and decide we're going to the strip club
>get there
>turn down the first few girls but meet one that I like
>pay for a few dances
>actual have genuine sexual interaction with a human female for the low price...
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By being too lazy to get out my house
>>27345593
I don't.
I dropped 600 on a stripper in one night.
300 on another stripper before that.
125 at another strip club.
They are places I just simply can't go. Like a bar to an alcoholic. I can't control myself around something that has been denied me for so long. Before I moved away my friends knew not to take me there.
>>27345609
inb4 posted to r/4chan
Any other robots here /speedrun/?
Pic related, just got a new Silent Hill 2 personal record.
I just checked the leaderboards robots. This is my first speedrun ever, and look, I beat the #15 guy! I'm the 15th fastest Silent Hill 2 player in the world!
This is my biggest accomplishment. I should submit my time.
>it's an OP seeks validation for the closest thing he's ever had to an achievement episode
I-I'm pretty happy with myself.
>>27345678
>This is my biggest accomplishment. I should submit my time.
i wish i was you
>it's a "3:00am and still awake and crying" night
>>27345420
Do you play pc vidya ???
>>27345420
>>it's a "3:00am and still awake and crying" night
That's been my whole week so far
Gunbuster bro, my man.
That ending gives me overwhelming feels of sadness, and nostalgia.
>tfw you will never live in the 50s
Good.
I wouldn't have computers, video games, and advanced modern medicine just to list a few things
>>27345241
>computers
you mean the internet
>video games
ahah what are you 14?
>modern medicine
medicine was already quite advanced back in the day, they were already performing surgeries to remove cancer, x-rays were used daily, etc.
sure, we are FAR more advanced today but it wasn't that bad
plus you'd have a good job with a good salary, a nice car and a loyal traditionalist gf
all these things are...
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>>27345294
>you mean the internet
What? I mean that's part of it but you're an idiot if you think computers are just the internet
>ahah what are you 14?
Get off 4chan now if you honestly think adults can't play video games.
>medicine was already quite advanced
Not as much as it was now. Far from if it anything with the lack of advanced surgeries and non-understanding of dangerous of substances like...
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What anime make you feel immense nostalgia?
Abenobashi makes me feel 12 again every time I listen to the opening. Kare Kano too. ;_;
I don't watch anime nearly that often anymore, but maybe I'll feel happy enough to again. I never got into anime for escapism purposes.
>>27345193
makes* ;_;
Cute loli, mane.
>>27345193
>What anime make you feel immense nostalgia?
>Tenchi in Tokyo
>Inuyasha
>Zoids?
>Haven't showered in 2 weeks
>haven't shaved in 2 weeks
>need to do laundry
>no clean clothes
>no clean socks
>out of deodorant
>Apartment is a mess
>still have trash from Christmas
>found a pile from Christmas '14
>at least 23 empty jugs...
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>>27345185
You sound like you need drugs m8
Get on mdma, but be careful and stay hydrated
Feeling sorry for yourself will get you nowhere. Take whatever money you have, buy some blow, get your shit together, or quit wasting oxygen. Some of us need it.
iktfb
i am in the same position, i only leave my room to make some instant ramen