who has an annoying dad here?
I'm not sure if he is trying to bond with me or purposely piss me off.
>>27368992
>dad
What's that?
>>27369017
>Not having a dad
Lucky
>>27369017
Tyrone please leave this board
I found this on my boyfriend browsing history. Tell me about yourselves /r9k/
Hi. I like feminine penis.
And animal crossing.
I can make cool shirts if I put time into a design
We hate women and normies, which your boyfriend is since he has a gf. Shoo shoo roastie.
> stalking someone's history
You deserve to get dumped.
what else did you find? why are you snooping on your bf?
>tfw stayed up all night and now any shitpost is automatically pretty humorous to you
sleep deprivation is a hell of a drug
I'm going on 50 hours. wew lad am I fucked up. Already having auditory hallucinations
>>27368925
wew lad
what keeps you up?
>>27368933
Chronic insomnia. My sleep doctor has me off sleeping pills to test re-setting my clock or some shit.
Why does good looking men always die young?
>>27368865
Because they are confident and take more risks.
>he sees your dick
What's going on here? I don't know history
>family puts pictures of you on social media without your consent
simply do not allow yourself to be photographed
>can't tag you because you aren't on social media
>"who's that [you]?"
>>27368834
>see pictures of yourself
>why is that my face
i want to be dead now please
who /neverfeltlove/ here?
The love from relatives feels forced, like they have to cause of blood relation. I've never had a crush or anything, maybe cause I can't tell if it's real cause I'm a dog who wags his tail for any girl who shows me attention.
>>27368709
I know how you feel. Relatives say they love me and all that, but I don't feel anything at all, to be honest I feel they are unconfortable around me latelly.
I go nuts over any girl that shows me a little attention, but only lasts a short amount of time, either because I get dissapointed by them in some way, or because I just stop feeling attracted to them out of nowhere.
Wish I knew what's wrong with me. I want to fall in love with someone, and feel that someone loving me, but seems I will be never able to.
26 and reporting.
Normie probably won't even believe that.
>>27369136
shit senpai desu
original bump
>people who were 20 in 2001 are now 35.
>world war II veterans are now mostly dead
>your mom and dad are old now
>people born in 2000 are having sex
>>27368634
Anon most world War 2 vets are mostly dead. On the battlefield.
my 16 year old brother's fucked 12 girls already, I know this because he never stops bragging
Feels bad man
>>27368658
post his pic man
5t54gh
When I was 14 I used to pretend I was a rogue and stealth around school.
What /autistic/ things have you done?
>>27368607
Are you chuunibyou?
I used to write random words in /slashes/ until I heard it's new and autistic.
I used to step on mushy snow, watching it spray everywhere imagining I'm casting frost nova.
Who else pretends to be fucking retarded to other people on 4chan and doesnt give a shit?
>>27368583
im actually retarded and that's really disrespectful
>>27368620
L:OL FUCKING FAGGOT I DONT GIVE A FUCK FUCK YOU RETARD BITCH ASS NIGGER APPLEJUICE SHIT FUCK FACE CUNT
Guys OP here please reply to my thread ok?
My robot buddies ever been attacked?
Anyone made it into their 20s without being in a fight?
Got smashed in the face by some cunt today so I'm feeling pissed
>Some methhead thinks I cut him off or some shit while driving
>Tailgates me until I have to stop at an intersection
>Gets out of his car waving a crowbar and storms over to my car screaming his head off
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>be me
>2 years ago in high school
>screwing around with friend
>Chad jock comes up. He must be at least 6'1"
>he Decides to be a dick and tries to record us on his iPhone. I decide that this won't happen
>chase him down a corridor and jump on his back
>slap on the tightest rear naked choke I could
>he falls into...
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>>27368559
That's sort of the result I was thinking of when I stepped out of my car but I just wasn't fast enough.
As he was shouting at me through my window I was trying to think of some way of crippling him with my car but I couldn't come up with anything that wouldn't scratch my paintwork.
@OP
Kill youself but frame him at same time. Win win, you are dead....gene pool happy and Chad goes to prison to bunk with Tyrone for rest of life.
Who pro/choice/ here?
it's almost as if all you don't have to do to avoid murdering your child is to stop being a whore shoving unprotected dicks in your wet hole
>>27368317
Only if men can also opt out of all parental responsibility
>If my vagina was a gun all its rights would be protected no matter the body count
>Implying there hasn't been 100x more abortions done in the US since Roe v Wade than gun deaths
Another night telling myself i wont stay up late...
6:48 AM....
Tell my self every day ill wake up early...
wake up at 4 PM ....
rinse & repeat
If you really want it, you can force yourself into sleeping.
1) don't sleep the whole night, you'll probably be tired in the next afternoon
2) take sleeping pills. This one might be harder, because those without prescription don't work. But if you know someone who has prescribed pills, use them for a few nights.
Then, to keep the effect. every night you have to turn your computer off and go to bed around midnight, no excuses. You'll probably still have trouble falling asleep, so you should engage in physical activities during the day. This will make...
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>>27368397
none of that boilerplate sleep hygiene pamphlet advice ever works for me. I sleep better when I DON'T exercise, being physically exhausted makes me unable to fall asleep
just get drunk as fuck, early as fuck
that's what I do whenever I need to fix my sleep schedule
>family asked me if i was gay since I never had a gf
>>27368057
>I want this loud boorish woman to crush my head under her ass.
Same. I am bi-curious, but I can't admit it because it would make it seem like its a big deal to me, when its really just a minor curiosity that I'll most likely never explore.
>turn their kid into social retard by locking him all the way to 18
>sit passively as he spends the next years playing mmos and talking to that anonymouse hacker guy Fourchan
>why no gf son? Are you gay?
REEEEEEEEEE
I lurk the Forever Alone subreddit and post on the socialanxietysupport forums.
I go in twitch chats, lower view streamers are a bit desperate for the views and don't mind you talking about your shit and you get to watch someone react to what you write almost straight away then get opinions from others in chat. I stopped enjoying games a few months ago but I can still tolerate watching someone else I like game for an hour or two
>foreveralone subreddit
what a joke, it's full of slutty roasties and chads with SOsr9k is no better at this point
>>27368275
you are the fucking worst
>entertainment
>but here comes mr sob who has to shit up everything with self pity
GET OUT REEEEEE
>first girl i loved family belongs to a cult
>next girl i loved, bestfriend for 5 years, live together for 6 months, she starts dating some guy online, im too beta to ask her out. We have a falling out, i confess my love but eventually we just move on with our lives
>fall for my lab parter, talk every day for months, have everything in common, leave her a valentines day present at her desk while i go to another class, she takes the candy, throws the rest out, and asks for a new partnerComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27367853
>am i just beta as fuck
Pretty much, yeah
You'd have an easier time if you made it clear you're only interested in intimate relationship right off the bat
>>27367853
Probably too beta, maybe aiming too high. Just because a woman isn't emotionally stable doesn't mean she doesn't want Chad, if she's pretty. Sounds like you need fat and ugly lad, maybe even slightly handicapped.
>>27367904
I did with 3, 4, and 6. 1 was my childhood love, that never works out unless its a movie. 2 was way too long. And 6 I shouldn't have even tried.