>see an interesting thread
>have something to contribute
>make quality post
>thread dies
Every. Fucking. Time.
if your post was quality, the thread wouldn't have died.
That's why I shitpost almost exclusively now.
Especially if I get in on the ground floor, I'm gonna hit the thread with something heavy. You gotta say the most inane, and outlandish shit to keep them (You)s flowing.
>>27410615
I do the same and the (You)s have never been more abundant.
Listen to these wise words OP.
It finally happened guys.
I'm pretty sure they think i'm gay.
Wat do
This isn't Facebook. Cut the vague, angsty bullshit.
>>27410630
Vague? Would more details soothe your erupting bunghole?
>>27410561
Why don't you try suckin' a dude's weiner?
I feel so fucking frustrated I just wanna REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
reeeeeeeeeeee my lungs out, let's come here and REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
try this on for feels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BWBxiQVpqc
hey man i feel you i've got some weird emotions flying through my brain
anything specific you want to say or just all purpose ree?
i'm here for you either way
>>27410595
I just want to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I haven't accomplished what I want in life
I'm not happy
I'm trying my best and things don't seem to work out
I'm trying though
Robot test. Let's see how many normies we have here.
I got. 35. Does that make me a normie?
Here is the superior one kek
>>27410689
Here I am a robot. Maybe in test 5.0 I become a normie.
>3months in 2016
>still no steam friends
>>27410519
>3 months in 2016
>Already sick of all video games and no desire to socially interact
>still want love and friends
Reee I am so upset
>>27410553
maybe we can be friends anon?
>>27410563
In reality I don't want a real life friend , I want a idealized friend who is perfect for me.
SO really I just want 2D instead of 3D again.
>tfw no bara bf
I just want to be pounded in the ass and cuddled by a man twice my size
>>27410448
Where do I find a bara bf
That would be pretty great.
Sometimes I just fantasize about a guy who is normally built but scaled up about 40% so he's close to nine feet tall and just generally big. I just want the cuddles.
>>27410983
This.
I don't think I have a submission fetish or something. Big guys are just more fun.
Are qt grils tsuntsun to robots>
tsundere is only a thing that happens in anime
in real life they actually just fucking hate you and want you to fuck off
>>27410435
whos the demon
>>27410435
tsun
but no dere
WHERE THE FUCK DO I FIND HOOKERS THAT AREN'T FAKE OR COPS IM SICK OF WAITING WRRYYYYYYYYYYY
BACKPAGE IS SHIT.
>>27410431
>OR COPS
What, kek, greentext me about it.
Dont cops get pain enough there where you live? Why dont you fuck cops?
>>27410431
Tell me about it. I would gladly pay $100 for a ~5 minute blowjob or >$300 for quality sex, yet I can't ever find any escorts. Wat da fuck.
>do you wanna play with us, anon?
>I'm sure a guy like you is big enough to handle both of us
What do
Sure am, but I only have one strap on, so you're going to have to take turns.
step 1: expose penis
step 2: get laughed at
step 3: post about it on 4chan
You're right.
>Grab booze, drink it all, then wrap one arm around each of them
>Escort them to the bed for further penetration
Let's discuss some positives about being a wizard and/or robot.
>you will never get taken to the cleaners and lose your stuff in a divorce
>by not interacting with women romantically you are helping to cut off modern day feminism letting it stew in it's own shit revealing it's hypocrisy and damage to women
>you can live a quality life with much lesser income when you don't have to support a family
>both more wealth to keep for yourself...
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>>27410355
Most wizards have zero wealth and nothing worth taking in a divorce. There is no upside.
>>27410355
>you will never fear retardation, disabilities and birth defects your child might be born with
im a ksv but this is like my greatest fear in life. and iv never even held a girls hand. if i ever have kids i just want them to be happy, they shouldnt live like i do they shouldnt have to feel like this.
>will never be cheated on
>will never have a mean gf
>will never be broken up with
>will never waste money on dates
>needs smaller (cheaper) living space
>can live all alone if we don't live with parents so no nagging about masturbating or drinking too much
pic related
Hi robots, normie here. Might even be Chad by your standards. I want to give out advice so you will live a better life. Ask me anything
What do you hope to prove here Norman?
normies dont know of this shithole here, youre lying for attention so you can feel like a normie
>>27410408
>normies dont know of this shithole here
people pretend this place is some sort of secret?
Let's begin a Hispanic thread
I'm building a wall around this thread
And you fucking wetbacks are gonna pay me in (You)s
>>27410289
All the spics are cancer
trust me, I'm colombian
>>27410289
Gachupines can't be robots.
Woke up today with the very strong urge to kill myself, It's lasted all day to this point.
What do you think happens when you die? I'm scared.
Hopefully you get a do over
>>27410058
Nothing. I think absolutely nothing happens when you die. Not even blackness. Just a complete absence of everything
Hopefully nothing else than eternal nothingness.
feeling nervous for a thing in the morning, shoud I masturbate and cum now or after?
you should do both
>not masturbating during whatever it is you're nervous for
you know what I think I masturbated myself and cummed before last time, so this time I won't.
tell me, /r9k/
do you like Aryan Texan women?
>>27410028
I want Laina and her sister to kiss each other so bad
>>27410028
>aryan
>texan
>women
pick one.
>>27410036
they used to sleep together in bed