So I stumbled into the world of ASMR videos. I don't get/have (whatever the word is) ASMR, but I was fascinated by the nature of some of the videos. Intimate. I'd like to make videos with that kind of intimate feeling that aren't ASMR or typical vlogging crap. Came to you guys because I couldn't really think of any other group of people that would likely want to watch long ass videos of an attractive woman talking directly to you about random shit in an intimate setting.
What would help the atmosphere?
What sort of topics would be good? Is it better...
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>attractive woman talking directly to you about random shit in an intimate setting.
Get the fuck off my board
>>27412897
Look up documentaries of IBM computers or manuals. There's a ton and they're long and smooth.
>>27412926
>not wanting a halfway point between a dating sim and a real woman
The frenulum under my glans has a little fissure, 2 days since my last fap bc this shit.
any of you robots have experienced this? Any advice?
>>27412862
that shit can tear if it's not stretched properly. i think you can get an operation where they snip it, but idk if you want to do that
Sounds like you got a bit of thrush.
I would recommend using non-bacterial soap and keeping it dryish.
>Let me kiss it better!
Good morning wagie! I was just about to head out for a nice little run before I workout and cook breakfast. It's too bad Mr. Shekelstein wants you in at 8:00 sharp. Sorry if your wife and I woke you up last night while having sex, we tried being quiet and courteous for you. I think i'll take a nap after I eat and maybe read some Tolstoy afterwards. Alright, bye bye now wagecuckie!
>>27412823
You ok NEET?
You're looking a little under the weather.
>>27412823
where do people work on saturday?
it's easter weekend you dope, almost no one is working.
FUCK NEETS. FUCK ALL NEETS. IM SO FUCKING ANGRY.
I COME HOME AND MY WIFE IS FUCKING SOME FAGGOT FROM NEXTDOOR WHO I KNOW LIVES WITH THEIR MUM AND DOESNT WORK AND ISNT IN SCHOOL. FUCK ALL OF YOU STUPID FUCKING FAGGOT NEETS.
HARDWORKING PEOPLE WHO HAVE AN ACTUAL LIFE THIS IS A WARNING NEETS WILL FUCK YOUR WIVES IF YOURE NOT CAREFUL. YOUVE BEEN WARNED.
I'M A NEET AND I'M HERE TO FUCK YO WIFE, PIN DICK STYLE
calm down, mr. shekelstein needs you at 100% on monday. be grateful the NEET is just her physical needs bf and that your wife is not emotionally cheating on you.
>>27412730
It's the biggest lie on this board, and this board has some amount of lies.
Neets getting regular sex with the stay at home wife's. Absolute classic, absolute bullshit
But the meme is good though
I have to get glasses what type should I get I was thinking pic related but what types do you think look decent?
>>27412706
it doesn't matter, no one will ever love you anyway.
take the redpill, cuck
NOT pic related. They look like shit on everyone.
What looks decent is going to depend on your face. Very few people can pull of oval glasses, much less harry potter bullshit.
If you can afford to, go to a glasses place that does JUST GLASSES, not your optometrist. A place that has fashion glasses and the like. They can help you find something that is flattering. So can someone at your optometrist, if you get the right person.
>>27412721
I might just go with something standard like this yeah I was just going to see an optometrist I thought I could go to them get a prescription or whatever then go to specsavers or something and pick a pair.
If normies are betas, and Chads are alphas, what does that makes us?
>>27412700
worthless omega scum
>>27412700
Chads are alphas, normies are normies and we are betas you fucking neefag
>>27414001
robots are delta gamma or omega depending on how far gone they are
How come black guys with white girls are seen as a blight on humanity but black girls with white guys are seen with mild groans at best if not approval?
>>27355110
Only men care about that shit. Men only hate white girl + black guy because they're jealous. When they get to choose a chocolate girl it's all good.
Who the fuck thinks this ?
Why do girls think the fucking world revolves them
>>>/trash/
I'm a black guy but don't care either way, most of my girlfriends have been white or hispanic, have only ever gotten stares but nothing ridiculous. I am like 6'4 though
Straight male here.
I really want to suck a cock but why are they attached to men, those same men are so ugly and hairy? It's disgusting and it's not fair.
>>27412691
>Straight male here.
>I really want to suck a cock
You're gay, m8. Find yourself a twink if you don't like them hairy.
>>27412691
hello """""straight""""" male, you probably meant to post this in /lgbt/, let me redirect you there >>>/lgbt/
>>27412691
You could always just suck a girl's cock instead.
>Really want to work
>Fucking mentally sick of being stagnant and NEET and not doing anything productive
>Willing to do any hours or any type of job as long as it's above minimum wage
>Only worked once before but walked out the job and never got a reference or anything of note
>Don't even remember the exact address I worked at or anything significant
>Look at some shit-tier jobs like...
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>>27412592
be your own reference. Buy a couple of burner phones, or get google voice.
>>27412592
This threads scares me so much.
I don't wanna end as McDonald's wage slave :(
>>27412592
I knew a few people in college who acted as their friends references numbers few them got jobs and one got a managers role and didnt know what the fuck he was doing
>it's a mom takes you shopping day
JUST
>>27412588
when you realize that you live only because you mom wanted to spread her legs.
>visiting mother on the other side of the country
>"Im going to go to the local comic book store"
>oh anon Ill go with you!
>>27412598
>when you realize mom said there were not condoms
>cutfags will never know the simple joy of holding your foreskin closed while pissing in the shower until the pressure builds and it bursts open
Why the fuck does this even matter? Is this really a reason people on this site feel "superior" to "normies"?
>>27412599
DELETE THIS POST NOW NOW NOW
>>27412629
You looks quite man anon.
I'm a fan of rate angry pepe, so that have been stolen my man
>be me
>always used to get high grades in school
>was a normie and part of schools football team
>won national competitions
>used to hang out with friends and go to parties
>used to still access the internet but not obsessively
>used to only play a few 1 or 2 games a year. This was when PS2 was around.
>aaaand then came the IPhone...
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I know I should be studying now or I'll end up as McDonald's employee.
But I wanna play sex-modded Skyrim so bad.
Why is stuff so hard.
>>27412548
But anon, when you were popular and in football team, parties etc, how did you not at least kiss a girl?
The fact you are a KV sounds strange after a previous experience the normie world.
Virgin fair enough, but KV???
>>27412699
Only ever held hands and hugged. Never got to the kissing /sex part.
>tfw random older men hit on you in public
I-I'm not gay leave me alone you sick fucks
I'd hit on you are you hot? Describe yourself to me
Now you know how women feel.
This used to happen to my dad a lot when he was younger too, he hated it.
>make fetlife account
>the only messages I get are from 50+ year old men
JUST
Admit it, anon, it was you, wasn't it?
>root privilege
Looks more like /g/ to me.
C U C K
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Jesus fucking Christ redditors are pathetic
>before I tell you off IRL
:|
Only ever see threads about
>tinder/okcupid
>fembots trolling
>dick pics
>traps
>normies b8ing
RIP /r9k/
Guess I'll just over to /pol/ now, the last bastion of the Redpill
>makes a thread whining about the state of /r9k/ instead of trying to improve it
You're part of the problem.
It's been dead for a long while now. /pol/ ain't much better either
>>27412398
This place is beyond saving, dude.