Cool things that you're not allowed to think are cool because of memers. Things that for one reason or another became demonized in pop culture, but you don't care because cool is cool.
Normalfags who are just here to put internet strangers down are only allowed to post ITT if they can speak their mind without using le fedora me mes.
Katanas. Some of the hand- forged ones are pure Art.
>>29823575
assault weapons.
male obesity.
cryonics.
white imperialism.
> hold on just realized this isn't /pol/
being MGTOW / foreveralone
> hold on this isn't /b/
being autistic on purpose. Like, not talking at all for a month just because I can.
>>29823575
Japanese weapons
>be me
>a few months ago i ask out a 7/10 qt girl
>she says no
>whofuckingcares.png
>a few weeks later
>meet her
>she asks me out
>mfw
>i say yes
>we start dating
>she is complete tumblr normie trash
>she...
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>>29823524
cool blog post faggot
>>29823524
wow she sounds retarded
like genetically inferior. you're better off
>>29823524
>7/10
>tumblr girl
pick one
I have figured out why my autistic tendencies have resulted in setbacks in my life. This theory explains everything perfectly.
Normies are naturally hedonistic, cunning, and don't care at all about unseen suffering. I don't mean this as an insult. I now understand that you need to be all of those things to make any change to the world, good or bad.
Here is the problem: since normies NATURALLY have these tendencies, the cliches they spread are intended to curb them. But autists don't naturally think this way, so they are simply left with cliches which...
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>Here is an example: "Money isn't important."
Actually, isn't it more likely that statements like these are made my normies in a sortof 'game theory' way, to convince others of their own moral virtue - convincing others to 'trust' them... while also disarming and encouraging others to hold this value themselves as a truth. So it's basically a manipulative lie\propaganda.
There was this video on Youtube recently which got a lot of attention from MRA\MGTOW types because this conservative organisation...
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>>29823514
This is actually a good theory, anon. It also explains why we're so beta; the "Don't be full of yourself, be nice to women, etc." memes are designed to keep the normie tendencied in check, but with us, it leads to exactly what it literally says, being a submissive cuck.
This is one of those things yoi have to experience your whole life to realize is true without >muh source
Another one for me is when normies say stuff about how bad complaining is and how entitlement is terrible, and I always have that shit on my mind, and then people take advantage of me because I am too afraid to draw the line even though the people the nornies have in mind when making their sayings is someone much worse than me.
And plus, I worked retail before, 99% of customers have customized orders that they heavily scrutinize because they are all special,...
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first time posting on 4chan so sorry if the formatting sucks
My sister and her friend are trying to set me up with a stacy, and I have no clue what to do
>Be me
>17m
>Good looking, play sports
>Sister and sister's friend assume I am a chad because of this, they don't know the real me
>Actually a social fucktard who has never spoken to a female that wasn't family or a family friend
>Watch...
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>>29823501
>>17m
what you do is you leave this site and don't come back
goodbye
>>29823501
Man up anon. You're already half way to Chad-Dom, all you need is the mental aspect now.
Just go on the date. Treat Kim like shit, give her one word answers, don't talk too much. I guaruntee she'll be giving up the pussy by the end of the night.
>>29823549
She give you the pussy if you're trash. Trust me. I know this.
well since r9k is known for being full of fat ugly lonely people i guess i'll start a rejection thread
>be me yesterday
>talking to girl on kik
>she says rawr and XD and shit
>whatever she seems cool
>she also seems pretty interested in me
>coolio
>she asks me to send a selfie
>normally i'd be afraid to because...
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>>29823497
What's her kik? I must know for... Reasons...
>>29823671
dude i may be sad but i'm not a dick
>>29823698
May I have your kik? I'm really bored and lonely. Also female, but that's besides the point. Kinda.
>anon I have a hair on my tongue can you get it for me?
Yes one moment please!
*unzips*
>>29823692
*DACK*
>>29823692
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP RRRRRIIIIIPPPPPP CHOMP
how you guys doing with pokemon go? get any good pokemon yet?
>>29823464
Haven't left my house in 13 years.
>>29823464
Get on my level pham
But then I have to go outside
what if you meet a qt irl while playing some lame game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BN6Q9dynAcY
>>29823409
holy shit what an autist
where is this 80% asian place in the US? I need to move there, it would be ultra easy to attain azn gf
>>29823409
i would pwn her until she rage quits
>>29823430
most asian-americans are in cali and the pacific northwest
Anon have you ever played willy wars before??? :)))
The players wank their willies and whoever shoots the most willy milk get's to use the loser's bum as a fanny!!! :))
I used to play with chinese keith but his sister told his parents and now he's not allowed to play any more!!:'(((
We should have never let her watch! that's why no girls are allowed in willy wars anymore!
My big fat willy used to always beat keith little brown chinky one!!! :D
But then when i used his bum he'd make SO MUCH WILLY JUICE it was crazy!!! and he used to...
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>>29823357
fuck off
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>>29823357
>someone actually sat down and wrote this
What the fuck kinda autism is this
Who here /couldbehappy/ but self-sabotages? My friends wanted me to hang out today, but I lied and told them I was busy when all I do in my house is absolutely fucking nothing besides sulking and thinking depressing things
Is that not what it means to be robot, Anon?
>>29823306
Lost many opportunities because of that. Hell, even my Chad cousin tried to hook me up with at least five grills and eventually gave up. Whenever I see him, the first thing he does is try to cheer me up to fuck bitches.
I am a fucking failure. ;_;
>>29823306
Cyborg here
Not sure how i feel about this my dude, it's 2 am now and a friend's friend will ride me to her church at 9 am, they're both religious girls so no never thought of anything because they're not my type, I'm currently on vacation and bored to death, hope i meet someone cool there, I'm so lonely it hurts
Are you feeling lonely?
Not really.
Are you?
none of your fucking businessacting like a prick isnt a coping mechanismthis legit pissed me off you nosey jercan i smell your hair?
another lonely birthday of regret.
why don't you just find a christian girlfriend
>>29823262
i never go to church
I'm not Christian. I'm not worthy of them desu...
>>29823262
why would I want a specifically Christian gf? I am not christian
I wouldn't have any problems with a Christian gf as long as she wasn't ultra religious though
I want to brutally BEAT Ayano-chan to DEATH.
I want to feel her blood running through my hands. I want to see as chunks of her brain dislodge from her skull. I want to taste her tears before I rip out her eyes and smash them into her wrecked vagina. I want to watch her pathetically try to fight back before succumbing to her death, accepting her fate. I won't let her die quickly, I will force her to bleed out, not allowing her to lose conciousness until she fully understands the true meaning of pain, until she WISHES for death. I want her to be at the point where she...
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You have some serious problems. I recommend therapy.
>>29823277
>You have some serious problems. I recommend therapy.
There's nothing wrong with me. She had it coming.
>>29823359
Say no more senpai
I gotchu
>>29822770
>tfw I will never tell a boy that I like beastiality porn
>tfw I will therefore never have a beastiality porn bf
be my disgusting beast gf
Hey no, that's cool. I like BLACKED too.
>>29823216
>tfw I will never tell a boy that I like beastiality porn
you already told me
all you have to do next is be my gf
How do I stop the voices in my head?
the soul is immortal anon (:
Take antipsychotics, or kill yourself.
>>29823222
Nice trips you prancing fairy