Sup robots , crazy shit is happening to me and i dont know what to do
So it goes like this
>be me
>kinda handsome , caring nerd with 0 muscles
>in highschool , good grades but 0 social life
>pretty girl sits next to me in class
>has daddy issues , starts talking about it all the time , because im a caring pussy make her comfortable and become her cry shoulder
>trusts me a lot , we walk to home together
>swimmer chad , has kinda good grades , wants to fuck girl
>they become a couple , girl was a slut inside , gives bj's to chad and allows him to touch her
>chad is abusive as fuck , meanwhile i dont talk to girl that much because afraid of getting my ass kicked
>highschool ends , i start to actually care about myself , still weak body but at least im trying now , start getting socialized , turns out i do have a personality and everbody likes me , make 2 gf's , both of them dumped me because i become a pussy again when i sense that they will leave me
>start working on not being a pussy
>phonecall from unknown numbet
>its the girl , chad dumped her , she is crying and wants help from me , i make her comfortable again , says im the only male that seh trusts
>we start seeing eachother again , things get kinda romantic at some point , girl hates chad now and our talks get kinda hot
>chad messages me and tells me that they are a couple again , and if we talk hot again he will get kinda angry at me
>we also used to be friends with chad , i meet with girl again , we hug for an hour and she kisses me , i get a boner , she notices it but she is not mad , wants to come to my home but my parents are super religious , wont allow that
>chad messages me, if we dont stop thing will get bad , i tell this to girl , she tells chad to fuck off , im kinda scared but turns out his family is religious too , and if they learn the things they done with the girl they will kill him , i have a advantage now , after girl tells him to fuck off chad messages me again
part 2 is coming
>>27416278
Pretype dude wtf
>chad says that he will rape me when he sees me , get kinda scared again , start feeling hatred to myself because of fear , and get mad at the chad , but cant reply because im banned at that moment
>start feeling hatred and rage towards chad , think about murdering him but cant do that because still weak body
>girl gets so fucking hot at me , starts messaging me things like "i cant study because im horny" , "im cold at this bed anon , please heat me"
>Start...
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I really dont know what to do , should i go for the girl and live my fantasies (as she cleary wants things to go that way) or should i just keep chad and girl far away from me , i feel like if i choose the first one chad will go full psycho on me and stalk me or some shit , and i dont want the girl becoming the center of my life , im getting stressed every time she messages me and it fucking sucks because im still a pussy inside , i really dont know what the fuck to do
Lol so randum and quirky xD
>>27416257
I would ask her to show me. If she actually did it I would be impressed. Otherwise I'd call her a liar and leave.
I'm a 26 year old KHV but I'd never date an Indian girl
Go on and tell me how this is all part of my white privilege nerds
>>27416340
You can tell this girl thinks she's as desirable as her white friends. Shitskin girls are totally pathetic.
>tfw I will never be able to compete with a 15 yr old attention whore
>tfw can't get attention on a board for losers on a website for nerds
fuck i hate snapchat filters, god DAMN
>>27416224
You can never compete with teenage girls because they're dumb as fuck. So why would you even want to compete?
>>27416224
>tfw you got BTFO by a femanon on this board and you wouldnt even know it
Who here /gangster/
Just went under an overpass and did some WICKED graffiti
pic related right next to a crips
Once I sprayed an anarchy symbol on the side of my neighbor's house because it was edgy and cool and I was 8.
It stayed for years until they repainted the house lol
posting some other graffiti i found as well
>>27416213
>you will never hang under an underpass wid yo boyz while drinking 40s of Colt45 and smoking dank blunts as you create sick graffiti
Why even live
I'm a retard and I like to imagine scenarios that would literally never happen.
If you had kids, what would you name them?
>Boy
Sterling
>Girl
Alice
>>27416115
>Boy
Duncan
>girl
Maya
>>27416115
>boy
William
>girl
Lorraine
>>27416134
>tfw your name is Lorraine.
>omg look Chad, he's posting frogs again on his mongolian painting board
>>27416108
B-but I'm accepted here...
>>27416162
you're not. you're a worthless piece of shit, you anime-watching videogame-playing manchild autistic scum shit
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
>girls always say loudly how hot some guy is
>encourage each other to suck strippers off ESPECIALLY if they are in a relationship
>cheating is always the guy's fault
>men are considered chauvinist pigs for finding two girls attractive
Penny makes my cock diamonds, am I freak or what?
>>27416090
Don't worry they found a vaccine for heterosexuality. [Sponsored by the Bilderberg Grouo agenda21 commitee]
Agreed OP.
Also,
>Women obsess over super-conventionally attractive, fit and muscular celebrities
>Spend all day schlicking to men like Chris Hemsworth and Tom Hiddleston
>Literally make entire fanpages on social media dedicated to sexualising these actors simply because they're Chads who star in their favourite Tumblr TV shows and super hero movies
>Female interviewers flirt with these celebrities very overtly and female fans echo their...
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what is it like working on the night crew of a grocery store? one near me is hiring and maybe i should stop being a NEET, they even have a sign out so maybe they are desperate.
you stock shelves. if the place is open 24 hours then you might come across the occasional weirdo.
>>27416111
just stock shelves all night?
>>27416087
>they even have a sign out so maybe they are desperate.
Hate to disappoint you anon but no employer is desperate in 2016 and hasn't been for almost a decade now
Anyone else really like raunchy soft core stuff rather than full on porn? Idk, its probably jus me
Not only you
>>27415955
>raunchy
>soft core
I don't understand.
best league girl
What colour is this /r9k/? When people ask i genuinely don't know what to say.
Looks vomit coloured to me
>>27415810
brown like bark
>>27415810
mud-colored
>men and women cannot be 'just friends'
this is a known fact /r9k/
is the same true of traps?
do any robots have a normal male friendship with a trap or vice-versa, is this even possible?
">men and women cannot be 'just friends'"
autism detected
"traps"
autism confirmed
>>27415756
Traps are incapable of any true friendships at all. They think the whole world revolves around them and try to use/take advantage of their ''friends'' no matter what gender.
Is there some torrent or direct download link for kalindra chan and other trans girls like her?
Pretty, please?
Why is it so hard to trust people?
I like your picture OP, where can I get more?
Because there are too many people in this world who want to hurt you and ruin you, and it's hard to parse them from the good-intentioned people.
>>27415748
because even no matter how kind-hearted some people can be, everyone always ends up dissapointing you. everyone always ends up hurting you.
you can only know your own true intentions. trust only yourself, op.
Has anything weird or exciting happened to you in a restroom?
Went in for my pre-commute piss, heard some guy flicking a lighter in the cubicle, after a moments silence he let out a huge moan of ecstasy. fuckin junkies man.
>>27415721
I went into a public toilet for a piss the other day, and this little guy came and stood next to me. There was only three urinals in the toilet so I figured he didn't have much choice. Then I noticed he was doing a lot of post piss dick shaking, and I realised he was getting himself hard. I wanted to smash his head in to the wall. He just looked a little ashamed of himself. I just walked out and carried on with life.
>>27415806
>this little guy
They're called midgets.
>be me about 2 or 3 years ago
>was waiting at the train station with a couple of co-workers, 2 girls and 1 guy
>the entire day girl 1 was really excited about wanting to tell girl 2 and guy something
>girl 1 finally lets it out
"I wanted to wait for us to tell you together, but me and [girl 1's boyfriend] are getting engaged
>they all start congratulating her and giving her hugs, asking when the wedding will be,...
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lol fucking normie. That's what you get when you talk to people.
...beta
>>27415717
you were probably really ugly
>>27415717
This is why you never initiate hugs if you're not Chad.
If they come at you with a hug, then hug them back, but don't go initiating them.
Are you feeling suicidal today? Maybe for the past few weeks or even years?
Ever attempted suicide? Or have you made plans to? If so, with what method?
I've been feeling particularly suicidal the past couple of weeks (more so than normal). Maybe I'll actually go through with it!Probably not though
My suicidal thoughts have been a constant since the new year began. I plan on killing myself on April 1st because I think it would be funny. I'm going to jump off a bridge, hopefully I die on impact or at least become unconscious so I don't have to suffer the agony of drowning.
>>27415711
If your going the bridge route unless your doing it for attention you have to do that shit quick every good samaritan that drives past will want to stop and talk you down and tell you how much they care about you and how life is worth living, they do not do this because they actually care but because they can tell the story to others for the praise of being such a hero, the second they convince some retard that life is worth living they will fuck off and never see you again, anything they say is empty and meaningless...
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>>27415632
I think about it a lot whenever I'm stressed. Just a brain chemistry thing, I think.
my life is actually great. I still contemplate suicide on a regular basis.
Not doin' it. Not ever. I know it's just my fucking brain chemicals.
Would love to see a pro, get a diagnosis, maybe some drugs... but y'know, working poor. That shit costs money. Free canadian healthcare means 6 months or more on a waiting list.
Easier just to go through it. Life's bearable sometimes -...
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