>no gf for years
>finally have sex and it isn't anything special
>realize that I didn't even want sex, I was just giving in to peer pressure
Feels strangely liberating, yet also scary. I'm comfortable with the fact that I don't want a family, marriage, a relationship, etc. I honesty don't even have a desire for friendship, (I've had good friends in the past, and it was nice, but I don't go insane without friends, and have actually drifted away from friends lately)
Anyone in a similar boat? Fellow, schizoids, turbo-autists, and philosopher-kings, how do you deal? It's nice to have freedom from society's norms, but how do you stay grounded and keep from veering off to the point where people avoid you because they think you're a nut?
I mean, I just want to make nice money so I can have nice things and live the comfy life, but the good career paths require you to at least pretend to be a normie a little.
Maybe you're just with a girl that you don't really like. Does the idea of finding a girl who's just like you sound more appealing?
>>27426576
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>>27426610
>Does the idea of finding a girl who's just like you sound more appealing?
Not really. I mean, I have and have had friends who are girls who I liked, but I never wanted to have sex with them and always liked them platonically. Every time I've gotten into bed with a girl I didn't even like it and it felt forced. I think I'm just one of those lunatics who isn't wired to like sex.
Who else /pissinsinks/ ? I personally find it a lot more convenient than using toilets (except for shitting). Whenever I can I pee in sinks, doesn't matter if it's strangers house, friends bathroom or my own house, it simply is superior to using the toilet.
Here's why:
1. Convenience - Sinks is right next to your JimmyStick you don't even have to aim
2. Silence - Peeing in sinks is a lot more silent than peeing in the toilet, all you have to do after taking a piss is just rinse it down with water
3. Stealth - If you are embarrassed...
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Most of us piss in sinks. That's the whole point of having a dick. We pee wherever with no fucks given. I used to piss in the tub when I was little (when my dick couldn't reach the sink).
When I was younger yes, but somebody opened the door on me with my dick flopped on the sink and I was banned from that place.
I call my sink my urinal.
I'm only 20 but I feel like I'm at the end
>>27426527
20 was one of my best years, stop triggering me
>>27426527
You wish, life goes on and on and on until you are 27 and still khv. And yet death just won't come until at least 30 more fucking years.
>>27426527
You still have a loooooooooooonnnnnnnngg way to go.
Has anyone experienced the loss of a parent at a young age?
I lost my mum to cancer at 16 if you consider that young, 19 now
When my mommy wouldnt buy me a PS4 on the day they came out, I ran away from home. Well, only for a little while. I ended up coming back to a nice hot plate of my moms famous spageti :)
So yeah I was without my mommy for 10 mins or so, and it sure sucked eggs friend.
>>27426483
yes, lost both my parents when I was 4, then I ended up in an orphanage because I had no other family.
>mfw people who seek to "help others" first do not probe the participant in question for their strengths and favorings, but instead offer them a wall of single lined canned advice
Why do people who live on clouds handing out life lessons have such a hard time understanding they cannot assume to the nature of everyone's situation at face value?
Counterintuitive fucking arguments.
>>27394463
keep whining bitch nigga
>>27394463
because everyone thinks they know better than you and some say they've been through it.
Honestly i don't give advice because it's not something people should do without being asked for it.
You keep your mouth shut until people ask you for something
It makes them look good.
The idea being that not only will you look up to them as some kind of deity but they also look saintly to others for helping out a dirtbag.
Why don't I have any friends
This shit hurts
>>27426370
not having gf is understandable but not having friends is really fucking weird. I mean how? Didn't u went to school? Dont have neighbours?
>>27426370
maybe because you don't leave your house?
I know how you feel. That's why I watch movies really. It simulates having friends in a way because you get to experience cool things with great people. It makes me feel like I've lived and experience something worth living for.
>there will never be as soulful musicians as Simon & Garfunkel
Pretty based to be honest. Haven't listened to much of their stuff though
>>27426341
>"haha such a big fan of ____"
>posts greatest hits album
kill yourself
>>27426470
What's wrong with that anon
Why wouldn't you post what has been agreed upon as objectively their GREATEST hits?
my names kev, im from atl and i have a black bbc, but i am shy and beta male desu
wish i could find a girl which suits me, not all black guys are same
>>27426302
>"muh dick"
>"Not all black guys are the same!"
Sage. By the way, you're one ugly fucking nigger.
>>27426302
aight nigga i gotchu senpai
Stop.Immediately.
>be me
>short
>literal manlet tier, at this time i was not even 5 foot
>have literally no friends going into highschool
>meet 2 black girls, taller than me (obviously)
>start talking to them
>everytime i see them in the halls
>"ANOOOOON I LOVE YOU"
>they rest their elbows on my...
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>>27426188
6'3" here.
Honestly, I can say that I've done this before.
I kinda miss little jimmy...
>>27426387
How do you view 5'11' people. As manlets or slightly short?
>>27426490
any male below 6' is below average
t. 5'10
No father figure = no chance at life
How was I meant to be successful as a fucking male without anyone to look up to?
>no dad
>teachers all female
>men made to look like shitty people on TV
>>27426181
I would prefer if I never had father
>>27426181
But you do have a father figure. You have God, or you can pick Hitler, Stalin, maybe Ronald Reagan, Donald Trump or even Obama if you're black like most black people do.
>>27426181
I had an abusive, shit dad that had me when he was almost 50, all my life all i saw from him was his literal cuckery, inability to provide, absolutely abusive, autistic mentally ill retard.
I wish he would die so i can start forgetting i am his son. Way worse than my mother who is also retarded for marrying him.
So what i am saying is i would prefer to be you, my terrible father fucked me up in ways many tiers worse than having no father. So maybe you should stop living on hot memes from this stupid board.
Post foods women will never understand.
I'll start:
Popeyes apple pies
Licquorice, especially darker/salty stuff like zout.
>>27426139
looks like a sugar encrusted turd
>>27426139
There's already a thread on /ck/ you fuck
Beer is my answer though
>Chad comes into the surgery
>Been very active on Tinder lately
>Noticing it stings a lot when he urinates
>Wants me to give him antibiotics for chlamydia
>Give him a lethal dose of morphine instead
>autist comes into the surgery
>refuses to take off his fedora as we put him under
>give him a lethal dose of morphine
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Simple Q: do you robots ADMIRE this monster? I was fascinated for years w/serial killers -- but lost interest. 95% of them are dumb as hell, very twisted. How can you admire him? Or is it just a meme?
>tfw finally revealed my power level and told my parents how women can never be lonely
>>27426078
How'd it go, familam?
>>27426078
>can never be
well, they can be lonely. But the vast majority of them can go online or anywhere and get validated.
>>27426078
Nice job ( not really thought ) and check these dubs.
I miss the negro humour threads
dont be raycis
>>27426032
I do too Op
how can it be that are black people so much funnier than other races?
They're so great if you're into irony
Why do Robots hate their lonely female counterparts?
Kill yourself worthIess cunt you're lonely by choice
quick. predict how many replies this thread will get
>>27426048
>Kill yourself worthIess cunt you're lonely by choice
Why are you so mean?