>be me
>be 13
>aunt comes over for thanksgiving
>aunt asks about if i have any friends
>"N..N..NO"
>mom looks at aunt and says "His only friend is DELL"
HIS ONLY FRIEND IS FUCKING DELL
LIKE THE COMPUTER
FUCK
FUCKING DELL
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
help me hate the world
>be me
>21...
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please stop posting this story
>>27431969
>be me
>be 13
>aunt comes over for thanksgiving
>aunt asks about if i have any friends
>"N..N..NO"
>mom looks at aunt and says "His only friend is DELL"
HIS ONLY FRIEND IS FUCKING DELL
LIKE THE COMPUTER
FUCK
FUCKING DELL
DELL!!
bro DELL
>have 7/10 face
>want to get a girl who genuinely cares about me and not all about money and sex
>only 14
>age group I'm looking for is 15-18
What do I do about the situation?
>>27431934
>14
step one is fucking off and asking reddit or something since this site's minimum age is 18
>OP was born after 9/11
>want to get a girl who genuinely cares about me and not all about money and sex
>only 14
not gonna happen
>Working at a fast food joint
>9:30, I get off at 10:00
>Big massive influx of customers
>End up making burgers and dropping meat for a shit ton of orders, stressful as all fuck, boss down my ass the whole time
>Get off at 11:00
I fucking hate this.
This is my first fucking job, and this is only at the end of my first month, but Jesus Christ I already wanna kill myself.
Does this shit get better? How the...
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op first off, congrats on having more willpower then 90% of this site, second apply to better entry level jobs IMMEDIATELY, like fed ex package handler( building walls in trucks with blocks). Your an unlucky bastard working in the food industry for your first job, find a job that accommodates your personality, embrace stress sometimes, and push yourself a little further because you are on the horizen of a beautiful fucking life if you make it. Good luck you poor bastard.
This is the modern """""""man""""""" everyone
complaining about a little bit of work and stress
kys
>>27432064
cut him some slack, the real key is small incremental forward progress because working gets easier over time psychologically.
Is my sister something to brag about or should i avoid her?
>>27431826
Yikes. No deal Howie.
>>27431920
Shes 26 d
>>27432015
Butter face with rat hair, no thank you.
Who /bellystuffing/ here?
>Wanna order a whole pizza and eat it
man I wish I had an appetite I haven't been able to eat since my dad died.
>>27431776
here anon
why did i fall for this meme god kill me
>>27431860
Damn anon. I'm so sorry.
>>27431861
You stuff?
Who's better, Mikasa or Annie?
>>27431749
Their both better than your art skills.
Krista, desu family
Annie without a doubt
>2016
>still believing it will get better
every year passes... same shit
"at least your family loves you"
becoming a wagecuck solved nothing
>roommate is a 27 y/o grill
>had a date tonight with some dude she's seen a few times
>comes over an hour early, no notice
>incessant snide comments, helps himself to her beer without asking or offering her one
>terrorizes her rescued dog, makes him piss himself
>barges in her room while she's getting ready, slowing the process, then complains she's taking too longComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27431698
You sound like a true gentlemen. You should try to romance her the proper way.
Girls have (almost) full-sized skulls, but the truth is they contain just one circuit, consisting of about 4500 neurons, which serves two functions.
Function 1: Mimicking speech like a parrot.
Function 2: Identifying "boldness" or goal-seeking behavior in men
It is a very simple circuit, so sometimes it gives false positives in response to a guy being a dick.
I used to have a 27 yo girl as roommate. She would walk around the house in panties. We fucked one time but never talked about it.
My underage account got flagged for review
RIP Little Chad
how do i make a fake tinder
>>27431686
>Make facebook
>Upload fake pictures
>Set age <18 for <18 tinder or >18 for 18+ tinder
>sign up for tinder
i had 130 matches in one day on <18 tinder kek
its really strange
>>27431645
>flagged for review
How do you know this?
My account hasn't had a single match pop up for weeks now, it's just blank when it loads.
>tfw no itlog cracking, kotse fixing, ube chopping, sapatos breaking, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, simbahan attending, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, ilong blowing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
I don't understand the terrible filipina face meme. She's got a pretty cute face.
im flip and i dont get these fucking threads our girls are ugly man yall can have em
It's been a while since I've seen this. I see you've added on a ton of shit.
Reminder that
>duwende stomping
Is the best trait.
>submit a short 1-2 minute video of yourself answering these simple questions:
>why do you want to work for us?
>what is your secret super power (i.e. why we should hire you!)?
>what are you the most passionate about?
How the FUCK am I supposed to say to these? What do they want?
>>27431599
>>submit a short 1-2 minute video of yourself answering these simple questions:
what the fuck?
i'd upload a fucking virus just to screw them. give me the name of the website OP.
>>27431599
>paycheck
>depression
>myself
>>27431623
burgerfuel.com/nz/careers
Do what you want but there are lots of places that ask for this type of thing now. KFC here does the same thing except for audio instead of video.
Ask a high+drunk muslim anything
>>27431511
Are you a good muslim?
>>27431511
>Ask a high+drunk muslim anything
Are you a girl?
>>27431511
quit fucking with our airports
Is there a way I can commit suicide in a way people will understand my pain?
I really want to die, but I want my message to be known in a peaceful way.
Not sure.
I really like that OP image though. Something about it resonates. Where's it from?
>>27431405
Self-immolation certainly makes a statement, but it looks painful as fuck. Wouldn't recommend.
Daily reminder that the shortest a women will go is 5'6. Anyone man below 5'6 might as well join a circus.you still wont be taken seriously unless you're >6'
>>27431371
I'm 2'8" and I ducked your mom
>knew a manlet for 5 years
>5'7" maxxxx
>talked about all the pussy he got
>all happened "about a year ago"
>2nd, 3rd, 4th year knowing him
>"just like amy last year"
>pretty sure he's a virgin
>poor liddle guy
>>27431447
Never feel bad for manlets, they do it to themselves.
>tfw you want to get into anime but can't
>defend anime whenever it's attacked on 4chan because you realize that that's what the site was originally for and you try not to be a normie who culturally appropriates things he shouldn't
>still can't get into it aside from really entry level stuff like death note
>start to feel like a poser and a phony for browsing this website without liking anime or manga
i c-can't be the only one
>kinda felt this way
>got into anime like 3 years ago
feels goodman. heres some entry level anime for ya:
Cowboy Bebop
Trigun
Black Lagoon
Psycho-Pass
Evangelion
Ping-Pong: The Animation
Your body is still trying to save you from becoming a complete degenerate. Escape while you can!
anime sucks, who the fuck could watch that shit? even the standouts of the genre have awful, awful writing.
miyazaki films are great though