>that emotion you experience when you come to the realization that you don't currently have a girlfriend
>>27436202
>That emotion when you come to the realization that a girlfriend wouldn't fix your problems anyway
my sister and her bf
>The crushing melancholy of not having female significant other
Now that it's been six years since their end, how do you remember the 2000s? Do you think it lacked an identity?
Honestly, they were pretty shit in my opinion, but for whatever reason I miss it.
Pic unrelated.
>>27436177
Take a look around. The worlds really not as enlightened as it thinks.
>>27436177
Pretty weirdly. From what I remember it was literally 90s part 2.
But not really, the 2000s saw a lot of technological advancements.
It even had the second golden age of gaming (ps2/pc games beings easier to develop and also seen as more profitable)
>>27436238
>90s part 2
It sure felt that way, at least until maybe 2004-05, probably because cell phones and Internet were still slow primitive dinosaurs at best, let alone Facebook/YouTube/Netflix being even remotely conceivable at that point, and most people didn't even have DVD players or HDTVs
Even le current decade still sort of feels like 2000s part 2
Top 5 traits of normies? I need to start fitting in. Facebook is a no go.
>>27436175
imo:
>sheepish af
>obnoxious
>ignorant of unnormie shit
>hedonism
>prioritising pussy above all else
lying behind everyones backs
normies gonna lie and talk shit to each other from my(admittedly limited) experience. keep up a superficial interest in mainstream culture as well
>"simple words"
>wear jeans and collared shirts/caps
>have social media
>drink/do drugs
>don't say weird shit/"be chill"
of course you're a fucking retarded shit for even asking this there is no point in even trying
High test thread?
Give me the highest test thickness you got.
>>27436068
hnnnng can i get sauce on her
>>27436210
kek youre retarded
>>27436210
She's so thick right?
My friend's birthday is today. There is a tradition to post stupid pictures of a person on his facebook wall on his birthday and I have this picture where he stares at a blank cute A4 size blank paper thinking really hard.
What should I paint on that blank sheet of paper? You decide.
>>27436015
cute anime girls
>>27436015
you're a fucking faggot why are you even here
>>27436022
fuck off, you are literally a fucking normie grow some balls if you can't suck a man's pillar with stones then you are beta
I want to rub and squeeze a thick girls thighs!
I want to die a quick and painless death.
So do most guys, Anon.
>>27435987
what kind of thick?
I know why we can't get gfs /r9k/. I have solved this dilemma, and funny enough the problem is universal. It's something that most young men have and that Chads always avoid. Get this: it's all about availability and not caring.
Like, not pretending to not care just to get a gf, but genuinely not giving a shit about gf or no gf. This causes you to act in manners that at first might be "cringey" to you, but over time you will get used to it and realize that it's natural. Like, it's natural to express a sexual interest in girls, there...
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>>27435974
If it gets you a gf that's great, if not who cares, not you, because poon is immortal, it never goes away, and the girl attatched to the poon can almost be swapped with another girl as most are the same and don't matter, but you know you matter because you can do things and have an actual life and stuff you're really good at that no bitch that you meet will be better than you at it 99% of the time. Even if the pussy is shut off from you, go this route and I guarantee you will feel a lot better and...
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>>27435974
oh and the best way to not care is to honestly do drugs and get so stressed to the point where everything's a haze and your brain just shuts off
>>27435974
Pretty good, op.
The availability thing also works with friends. I used to always be the guy to ask people to hang out and to organize meet-ups and shit. I've noticed all my friends appear busy and I get the feeling nobody wants to hang out really, but the fact is, I'm not that interesting. I'm gonna stop being that person and just use my time to myself.
anyone want to be my brawlhalla buddy? ;-;
i need a 2v2 partner pls
u dont hav 2 be good
i'm pretty decent i think...
K, share your steam id, I am not good though
>>27435968
http://steamcommunity.com/id/shiggydiggyshiggydiggity/
bump.
Still need a partner
Be from the US pls
Sigh. Cant even play tennis in peace without having some fucking middle easterners harrassing you.
Another night ruined by normalfucks
nice blog virgin aspy FAGGOT
Tennis is fucking gay, even by normie standards
>>27435890
>>27435878
Tbh i just wanted some yous, so i made he whole thing up
I just absolutely cannot cum from having sex.
I've been jacking it for years. Every time i start fapping i will without fail finish.
When i have sex its impossible. My dick just feels numb and it'll go soft eventually.
What to i even do? I've got a week of pent up blue balls and im starting to worry
>>27435845
put a paper bag on her head
I have this weird theory that sex is actually really disappointing and every just goes along with it and acts like it's really awesome because they don't want to admit that they bought into the meme.
And sometimes I can't help but think that sex doesn't even exist and everybody is conspiring to fool me, but that's a little more far fetched.
>>27435845
Holy shit you too? The other day I was with a 6/10 chick for the first time and when I stuck my dick in her I literally felt nothing. I literally couldn't get hard enough to really feel anything. I don't know if my dick is too small or if all these years of rapping have made my dick insensitive .
>tfw you will never enjoy what billions of others had
>Chad and Stacie and other popular kids never fell down while walking in the school hallway
>I and other robot tier kids fell all the fucking time even when not tripped and we're laughed upon
Why did this happen? Were the popular kids more careful while walking or something?
>>27435831
I never fell down in the hallway
One of the often ignored symptoms of autism is poor coordination and balance. I'm a diagnosed autist and I trip and fall almost every day. Twist my ankles a lot too.
That's life though. As a kid other kids might have laughed at me, but now that I'm an adult whenever I fall there are a lot of other adults who come to make sure I'm okay. They are very nice to me.
How old are you, 6 months? Learn to walk, fwag
During the last 48 hours I've been waking up from a nightmare from hell and beyond of embarrassment. Not to say I haven't suspected it, but I didn't think it was this bad.
I have all of my adolescent life been tricked into believing I live a successful social life. During the first week of senior high school I finally got a lot of attention from girls for having a "nice smile". Being bullied through the entirety of my education, I'm a sucker for flattery.
As I started to get invited to parties, a girl would come along and shape my life,...
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I stopped using msn in 2009
>tfw your friends list gradually got grayer
I know that feel too, just fake smile back while they're fake flattering you. It's just part of society that everyone's fake on the surface
>>27435819
I'm wondering how I can turn their perception of me as naive child, into my advantage.My days of being their lackey and jester is over
Would you date a girl who was on the Facial Abuse sites?
No, but someone else will, that's why women are the way they are today, they know that there will always be a man there, waiting for them.
>>27435652
I would have to really like her. Stuff like that make me question how stable she is.
wouldn't date a non virgin, so no
>tfw no suicidal crazy girl to save you from your state
Why even live
>>27435568
Saving them is difficult. And let's say you do make her happy. She will gain confidence and will find a better boyfriend. The best thing is to keep her depressed.
she did nothing but make his life even more shit
he was about to make it turn better
only for her to ruin it all
she's the reason why he lost his sanity
>>27435568
As much as I love Misaki
>Implying she ever cared about saving him
>Implying she never only showed interest in him to make herself feel better by comparison.
>In a party.
>Grabbed a beer
>sat in the corner.
What do next
Find something interesting about someone you can comment on, do so, and try to have a conversation
>socks indoors
>euro
Lmao are you sorrounded by dudes?
Like, just talk to a girl. You were social enough to get in a party. The bar is not set too high tbqh