What did you do today? Rate others' life judging by their day.
Bought some normie clothes to look like a normie and played tennis with 70 year olds
>>27405488
Woke up, took shower with gf and fucked her in shower because she's on the rag, played the division, programmed some java bs, played the division, got final grades in (4.0 quarter), went to a dispensary and bought some pot and concentrate, researched some programming books to bring for summer job so I don't get rusty, ordered pizza, got high and played the division. Now I'm watching Eric Andre and doing fuck all tonight.
>>27405665
Get the fuck off my board you fucking normie rEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who else /Sanders/ here? I can't wait to vote him tomorrow here in Seattle!
>admitting you are a cuck
You know what to do op, take the glock
>>27405210
roman reigns is a faggot
BELIEVE DAT
also
>2016
>not voting third party
You are seriously an idiot if you're voting for him.
Good night, robots.
I work at a shitty grocery store putting products out on the shop floor and sometimes working the cash register.
I work with 2 solid 7.5/10's and a almost-Chad.
Today we were taking our break in the break room and the 2 girls were talking about a festival that is going to happen in our town and they asked almost-Chad if he was going to go with them and he said no he's working on Saturday and I was just sitting there hoping they wouldn't ask me.
"anon, what are your plans for next weekend? Are you going to the music festival on Saturday?"
"n-no,...
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Feels good that I became a selfish asshole early enough to dodge these situations.
I am still polite and nice when it doesnt cost me anything, but I will decline any such offers.
Wow, lucky. I was always going out of my to get people's hours, and they're just handing them over to you on a silver platter.
>>27438641
Next time turn shit like that down you fucking faggot. They won't be greatful and nothing good will come from this.
At what age did you grow out of religion?
I think I was 14-15. Like seriously how can one believe in something that denies basic logic?
>>27438629
Maybe basic logic isn't always right.
>>27438629
>atheists on the internet
I'm 22 rn and i'm on the edge of islam. Still crawling, looking for more clues and enlightments. But if i'm leaving my religion i must leave my country too. Just for more convenient life.
Does /r9k/ like Minecraft?
sure
5 years ago
>>27438523
Yes, but
>I have no friends who will consistently play with me
>it'll make me look like a bigger sperg if I tell people I play Chinese block games
>tfw I just want to build a cozy wood cabin in the forest with a few torches for light and a dirt tunnel leading to my anime grill harem room
Comfy game ruined by shit like this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k9nQthMijrc
A shame really, I spent hours playing this game. Then I realized how autistic the community is and never came back.
I don't know what's sadder, the fact that I steal my dad's anti anxiety medication or the fact that my dad takes anti anxiety medication.
Just kill me now God
Why does it make you sad about your dad having anxiety issues?
>>27438344
Because clearly there are a lot of issues in his and/or their lives
>im suicidal/sad over what kind of luxury pills my dad wants
>please give me attention, i have ""anxiety""
>tumblr
With /soc/ being a nest of normie degenerates, how does one find long-term internet friends with the same mind-set and on the same wavelength as him/her?
>>27438307
Supposedly in forums for niche interests you're into.
I don't really understand how, though.
Why can't you try /soc/ ? All sorts of people post there.
>>27438307
I found some of my best friends on Wow. So joining a guild/clan on a online game is a good way from my experience.
>Hypochondriac comes into the surgery
>Drones on and on about trivial symptoms
>This is the 14th time she has told me about the tiny mole on her arm
>zzzzzzz
>mfw
why didn't you give her a lethal dose of morphine?
>>27438118
a medium sized dose of morphine would always be good doc
>>27438249
OP here, once when I was in hospital, I was accidentally given a double dose of morphine by an incompetent doctor, although this is coincidence and doesn't have anything to do with the shipman meme.
What does /r9k/ think of /biz/?
It's more interesting than here, but still full of irritating people
People who still think playing the game will make them win.
Should be called /eth/ for ethereum
>Who here /red wine and sleeping pills and wearing their gfs cloths about to get fucked/
Noone, lucky bastard
>>27437910
What type of sleeping pills are they?
>>27437910
Tell me more!
Original comment.
Who /kicked out by parents/ here?
I want to know what to expect.
if you're homeless, a lot of black people
>>27437836
UK or some other country?
>>27437919
Doesn't really matter. I just want to hear your story.
Gf seems to be bored of my love?
Seems like she doesn't enjoy spending time together.
When in person we just fuck and watch movies, any advice?
Also im the type of guy who says i love you before leaving and shit
Why is the quadratic formula on his pant leg?
Do something else. Plan a surprise activity vaguely in her interests.
Am I shadowbanned? Why is nobody replying to any of my fuckin posts!
>>27437709
Yes.
Origami killer
Because it's not normie enough, real robot threads and posts are ignored now since there is so many normshits on here.
Yes.
t. mod
Just sent a long and heartfelt message to a girl on OKCupid who probably isn't interested in me.
>>27437551
Good luck my friend, I just saw my first pussy in real life yesterday. I was absolutely disgusted and regret looking at 2D so much. Her pussy looked like some drooling monster out of a studio ghibli film. She wanted me to eat her out but I ran into the bathroom and pretended I had the shits for 4 hours till she fell asleep.
I don't think I like women anymore
>>27437551
>long
>heartfelt
>okcupid
Why?
>>27437588
>She wanted me to eat her out but I ran into the bathroom and pretended I had the shits for 4 hours till she fell asleep.
nice save, if she's not a virgin she'll more than likely give you genital warts in your mouth and throat
look up HPV statistics, nearly all non-virgins have it
Taking acid for the first time. Nerves are really high while waiting rn, what can I do to calm and prepare? Any cool experiences?
>>27437481
Always remember:
>It's just a drug, it won't hurt you
>It WILL pass, you won't feel like this forever
>In general, if no one is yelling and there's no blood, everything is fine
>do not go into other people's property
>Do not talk to cops or your family
>If there's anyone you need to talk...
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Put your phone in airplane mode.
Nerves always happen, combined with uncomfortable body feelings. It will pass.
Have fun.
>>27437953
When I do acid, I always feel like my tendons are being torn appart in my arms, for some reason. I think it's because once I did acid and lifted weights for a few hours and now it triggers flashbacks.