Characters that are literally you
Pic related
That's the only good show currently on tv
- Good looking
- Gets laid
- Has people in life that care about you
Just all bad parts about him is me.
>>27410511
pretty good show considering most of his movies are weed tier
> 2016
> having a boyfriend
> wanting a boyfriend
> not harnessing the power of your imagination to create an otherworldly experience where it feels like the man of your dreams is caressing you and rubbing his hard cock on your butt
> not finishing masturbating and then laying up in a weird post-sex afterglow
You're all idiots. As long as the imagination doesn't die, I'm always going to have a bf.
But you can'tcuddle your imagination
>weird sex afterglow
what do you mean by this.
>>27410366
> not having a rolled up heavy blanket lean into or wrap your arms around
step up, sempai. I cuddle with my bf and we listen to My Dead Girlfriend and life feels bearable
Is it easier to Red Pill people IRL than online?
In my anecdotal experience it is, but then again I've only Red-Pilled 2 people.
Might be too small of a sample size, ja feel?
What are your experiences, anons?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzC8pn5-MIM
>red pill
stop
Does it even matter to wake people up anymore?
Is The Happening about to go down?
Is it too late?
No matter what we try to do about it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVXQhPj-Ejk
>>27410115
Women redpill or /pol/ redpill?
I'm hungry desu senpai. so I have a game proposal for you
it's currently 4 pm
I want to order something to eat, but I don't want something lame. I want something good that I wouldn't have thought of
https://www.eatnow.com.au/melbourne/burwood/takeaway.html
think up a good order for me (limit $50) and post it, if I select yours I'll buy you a steam game worth <= $50
no biters senpai?
you should also include an email in your post so I know how to contact you
and desu if only 3 guys reply that's a bit too few to have a fun game
>>27408868
Chapaati Indian restaurant
Menu for 2
4x Pappadum, 2x Samosa, 1x Butter Chicken, 1x Lamb Vindaloo, 1x Saffron Rice, 2x Naan, 1x Raita, 1x Chutney.
$35
You get leftovers, 10% off if it's your first order, and Indian food is fucking delicious.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/ginger_rage
>>27409031
thanks senpai
bumping for my extremely fun steamfood game
>black girls yelling in the morning
J U S T
>black girls yelling
J U S T
>black girls
J U S T
>girls
just
Daily reminder that r9k is a Catholic board
Keep God and prayer in r9k
>>27408655
we are all going to make it man
>>27408655
that's a nice daily reminder bro thanks
/r9k/ does not embrace protestant scum
deus vult
>>27408655
tfw betrayed by the pope
>Don't worry anon, your 5" dick is fine.
Jesus christ, doesn't that fucking hurt?
>>27408542
I had a pic collage of a girl taking a dragon dildo with 8" girth.
From then on, I knew "size doesn't matter" was a meme phrase.
If a girl can do that in her fucking ass you don't want to be with her. She has taken more dicks than Germany has taken rapefugees.
>MFW a Hispanic loli calls me papi out of nowhere
>>27407857
Make her your puta
>>27408287
She was dressed provocatively too, don't know how her parents let her out
>>27408411
probably workan
should of nailed her in the ass while they were gone
I'm having another drink tonight, and I feel like posting some of my favorite Pepe's.
But I wanted to say something first, and I wanted to remind you of something as well. What I want to say is that life is a story. You might have heard this from me before. So I'm reminding you. I'm reminding you that this, all of this that you're experiencing, all of it...it's just a story. It's a story that began and that will end.
You probably already know this. But sometimes we need to be reminded.
And maybe, just maybe, when this...
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POST PEPES MOTHERFUCKER
I came here for frogs not for feels damnit.
also my eyes are open
What if all this new age bullshit has been pumped into you and it's sending you straight to hell because you're a cuck for believing it?
What's the comfyest game you ever played, brobots?
Simpsons Hit & Run, circa 2004
>>27407243
Fantasy Life for the 3DS
>>27407243
Hearthstone is very comfy. I feel so accomplished when I stomp a priest and I get all fuzzy.
Guys what the fuck is this shit? I came across this today and am so genuinely curious as to what the absolute ass is going on with these videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y_ur6R8PvXE
There are an absolute metric fuckload of these types of videos, all by different users, all with millions of views, and all nonsensical, ridiculous, and "girl games" tier. Is this some kind of warning? Some kind of conspiracy? How could this shit get that many views? Become this popular? Have TONS of accounts uploading all similar videos?
>>27406883
Looks like college kid normies trying to be quirky or something. I bet most of the views come from 12 year olds.
Autism/10
>>27406883
I...I d-don't understand. Is this liberal entertainment?
>>27406883
It's pretty much the same as the unseen areas of youtube when you type "webcam video from".
Anyone got that screencap of that thread?
You know exactly which one I'm talking about.
>internet bf hasn't responded in 4 hours
what if he killed himself
You gave him a reason to kill himself? Fuck off you disgusting roasty bitch
>>27406818
>Fuck off you disgusting roasty bitch
>roasty
I really hope this is bait and you're not that retarded.
>internet gf gets online but doesn't open your messages or reply
God has a plan for you
Which one?
Suddenly she came upon a little three-legged table, all made of solid glass; there was nothing on it except a tiny golden key, and Alice's first thought was that it might belong to one of the doors of the hall; but, alas! either the locks were too large, or the key was too small, but at any rate it would not open any of them. However, on the second time round, she came upon a low curtain she had not noticed before, and behind it was a little door about fifteen inches high: she tried the little golden key in the lock, and to her great delight it fitted!
And it's the plan for me to burn in hell for all eternity, isn't it.
It's a plan that has me live in despair and solitude.
>younger sister is hosting a party tonight because parents are out of town
>at least a hundred chads, stacies and tyrones are in the backyard and inside drinking, smoking pot, being loud as hell, blasting rap music and probably having sex throughout the house or whatever else normies do
>im stuck upstairs in my room
>have already had a few people try to come into my room quietly thinking no one is here presumably for sex or bjs, luckily have a lock on the...
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How about go and have fun. Who knows, you might get laid.
Call 911 and say somebody's getting raped in your room. When they break down your door show them your k/d in a Quake 1v1 lobby.
call the police on them? just use a fake name when reporting
Why do women ask for so much?
>>27406034
I'm running on a hunch here but I get the impression women actually don't ask (You) for anything.
So what's the problem?
Have you not read one of those "red flags for women" threads? Or even just r9k in general
They're used to attention and don't yet have the introspective to realise they've hit the wall and are no longer Stacy