Have you ever really really thought how easy it would be to be a girl? Everyday you wake up knowing someone wants you, someone is willing to take care of you, you have a selection of poor, middle class, and if you're above 6/10 even rich to choose from. Think about it, they basically get to live as children forever, this is why they act like children. When you turn 18 your parents push you out and you're on your fucking own, no one cares about you. A women can stay in the house as long as she wants and most the time she can find someone to support her at even 16 so...
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>>27436118
sure. I have female friends and they all admit it quite happily all the time though and say they would hate to be a guy.
Especially when talking about relationships.
>>27436143
>>when they see guys nostalgic for things of their youth, they are like "Lol" because life never stops being great for them
this hit hard, you never see any roast looking back and missing things until they're past the 30 wall, and all they miss is being able to
fuck guys out of their league
>>27436118
Spreading this truth with a #bump family
NEW MEMES.
ANY IDEAS?
how about this black water? you could draw a face on it or some shit
High dad. A normal dad who smokes weed to escape the monotony of his otherwise boring life. Perhaps he gets caught by his son sometimes and tells him "Don't tell mom".
>>27436541
thats a meme already you fag
Let's just take a moment to capture all the things you/a robot will probably never experience in life.
>>27435796genuineconnection with another living being
>>27435796
Wing suit gliding off a mountain.
>>27435807
what does it take to acheive this?
>one and only one chance at life
>born male
>>27435791
>could have been born a cute girl
>could have sat around playing video games on twitch and raking in donations by the thousands just for being a cute girl
>born a disgusting guy
Life isn't fair. Women disgust me because they have no idea how good they have it.
>>27436034
>there's feminists that complain that women don't have it good enough even though they have it wayyy better than men
>>27435791
I lost the count of how many times you make this thread, I know it's a super funny meme but go back to BBC posting, I miss their cocks.
Who /drg/ here?
Anybody else here notice that as time goes on, they've become more able to function semi-normally for those brief moments of sobriety in between when you're completely fucked up?
I've noticed this with the following:
>high doses of weed
>acid
>benzies
>alkies
>lean
I'll be completely fucked and when that happens I revert to babbling in my first language (Espanol)...
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>>27435144
Thread Theme
OG Ride or Die Edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1BQFSZtT58
>>27435144
Here's a story about how I got cucked during one of my weeklong drug binges
>>27435275
>be me (the OP)
>20 yo manlet hispanicfag
>currently NEET
>dropped out of college
>still friends with 3 other bros from old college who I visit sometimes to chill, smoke weed and trip
>one of my visits
>came on a friday night
God is the greatest
Whatever satisfaction you are trying to attain from a gf, or from vidya, or from drugs etc., will never last. You will always be disappointed and want more. You have that hole, that craving in you, that only God can fill. You were made to have a relationship with him. God wants to help you, he wants to love you and purify you, and give you living water, living bread, that will satisfy your desire and finally give you rest
All you must do is yield to his calling, and pursue him. Walk to him, and he will run to you.
>5 Solae
'Non'
I don't believe in God and neither does any other robot.
>>27434956
There are good arguments for his existence. But we both know they won't change your mind. Only God himself can do that. Are you willing to submit to him as Lord over your life, if he reveals himself to you?
What album have you listened to the most times?
>inb4 le edgy
Amnesiac by radiohead
>>27434780
One of Pink Floyds albums I just cycle through them they have a lot of stuff
the sounds of OP's mom getting fucked, vol.15
How many anons here hit 25+ and still living with parents?
>>27434445
21, but I'll probably still be here until I'm forty
>>27434445
wasn't living with them when I hit 25, but I'm - obviously - a failure and had to move back a few months ago.
literally zero social life ever since
>>27434445
yep. all i want in life is to have my own little apartment but i cant find a job. have been trying to get a job for the last 5 years :(
im drunk and fucking lonely i want a steam bf why the fuck will no one love me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
steam friends thread
>>27433611
>im drunk and fucking lonely i want a steam bf why the fuck will no one love me reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Are you a girl?
>>27433676
no. but i could pretend to be if you would love me anon
post id
originslo
Being fat is totally worth it.
Way better than being an anemic thincuck or a roided, gay riplet.
While thincucks are out cold for lack of nutrients and riplets fuck each other in the gym showers, I lay in bed, perfecting my artistic technique, both in the canvas and in the pan, rivaling the likes of Velasquez in "Las Meninas" ,and Robuchon's "Nouvelle cuisine". I have even left some Cheeto stains in my paintings on purpose and people cherish them, all ignorant thincucks/riplet degenerates, obviously.
>"B-but...
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>>27433400
Chad here. Top kek, Anon. Top kik. Because that's totally what we do, fuck each other in the showers. It's just one big gym orgy and that's how we get gains. Come on, you're supposed to be the smart one. Here's the reality fatty, it's more expensive to eat shit than it is to eat healthy. And if you're blowing that much money on food, it'd probably pay for the gym membership if you bought healthy and a membership, just with the money you saved. Your art is probably good but...
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What if I don't like eating too much anon?
>>27433517
boy oh boy you sure got triggered
whats it like to have a gf that actually loves you?
i know some normie is browsing right now so you owe it to me and my robot friendos to tell me of the qt things you do.
>>27433301
I would also like to know what qt couples dobesides fucking
women are not actually capable of love, so no one knows what that's like.
>>27433301
Women aren't capable of live no one is, they just grow dependant to having a dominant man to guide their lives
ITT: MANLETS BTFO
http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/long-and-short-it-eight-reasons-why-short-men-come-short
>>27432886
>Women want tall men
How is this BTFO? Like, the water is wet
>short men are treated like shit because they have these traits that make people treat them like shit
>>27432952
Manlet also want tall women.
No tattoos, pale milky flesh.... So not these three single moms.
>fat women can get a bf like it's nothing because they are seen as "thick"
>fat men get no one because they are just fat
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR. HOW DID IT END UP LIKE THIS?
>>27432587
>fat men get no one because they are just fat
when you lose weight you still won't because your skin is loose and your body isn't perfect
>>27432587
friendly reminder that life is full of shit and nothing makes sense anymore.
also if you haven't gotten it together by now you most likely wont later down the road.
>>27432587
Women are capable of liking a fat guy that carries himself well. I would know because I live with one. He always dresses business casual, is clean shaven, and stands upright. It's all about confidence, anon. And that Tales of Vesperia T shirt and basketball shorts aren't doing you any favors.
im
dropping out of school
ive found a new
job
doing what i love
and you
cant stop me now
Any other music loving robots up tonight? I've been drinking heavily, and trying to find some great music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILvMOC4H9EM
>>27432435
Love that song OP, check this one out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2y6bYWNHWs
>>27432450
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2y6bYWNHWs
I'm digging it. I think I've been so lonely so long, so drunk for so long, that any comforting tunes just sooth all the problems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bywv_yjSgHc