>you will never have a healthy relationship with your parents
Nooe, theyre dead
>>27440041
if you have sex with them it strengthens the bond
>>27440080
Nigga they ain't even having sex with each other
This is it brobots
See you in space, cowboy.
;_;
Solid method. I'll try it out myself soon.
What is that supposed to be?
>tfw 6'2
I'm so glad :^)
>>27439950
Churchill was short, for had polio so effectively he was an ultra manlet
>Nelson Mandela
>good guy
Prepare for another manlet uprising from Putin. Manlets are the true apex predators of the human race. Tall fags are just liberal cucks
Get in the space ship femanon. Now.
>>27439912
That's a big head.
Kawaii desu ne.
fuck you anon, you made me chuckle outloud
>>27439912
I love this meme. I fucking love this meme.
Never fails to make me laugh
>"you are a truly a wonderful person, anon"
>"most guys look at me like a washed up slut"
>"but the past is in the past, right?"
>"I've had my fun time, I want to settle down with a nice guy now"
>>27439696
No problem dear, do you need some money to go to the store?
>>27439696
r-really? that means we're gonna have sex now?
>>27439696
Honestly if a girl that beautiful started coming on to me like that I'd take her. I am shameless.
Has time been flowing slowly the past couple days for anybody else?
>>27439646
Nope.
These last few years are all a fucking blink.
>>27439646
Yes, but I did do a bunch of drugs to be fair.
>>27439646
It has, actually. I swear it was easter sunday last week.
Is it beta for an Asian guy in the west to date an Asian girl? As an Asian guy, I somehow feel like if I go for an Asian girl instead of a white girl, I'll taking the easier road because Asian girls are stereotyped as being "easy", whereas white girls are especially challenging to get as an Asian guy. Thoughts?
You are legitimately fucked in the head for even thinking like this anon.
>>27440048
This
Originally original
>>27439563
50 years from now when China becomes a world power, asian guys will have an improved social status and be more prestigious in the eye of white women.
Kind of like in the 70s how bruce lee made asian men seem virile and tough.
women are swayed by the most trivial of things.
GUESS WHO HAD A CHOCOLATE RABBIT TODAY
>>27439557
I don't know, you tell me!
fuck originality
>>27439578
I HAD A CHOCOLATE RABBIT TODAY
>>27439594
Post a different picture nigger
It's weird, for the longest time I was scared of having no friends that I came off as desperate to everyone I came into contact with. Now that's been my reality for a few years and I realize now that I can kind of only go up from here.
Once I realized that since I had no friends that I could just be me, instead of this false persona I had tried to create that was as inoffensive and passe as possible, I started to make friends I actually liked instead of people I just hang out with just so I didn't feel like a no-friends loser.
Basically, bee yourself,...
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>>27439449
The Gautama Buddha's last words were, "Be a lamp unto thyself." Most people spend their lives shining their lamp outwards, trying to find others to be with. Gautama was saying that we should turn out lamps inward, and be ourselves so strongly that we radiate our light for others to see; those that find the light appealing will then be able to find you.
Of course, this assumes that your light is in fact appealing to anyone. A lot of people in r9k are so hateful, self-pitying, spiteful, and bitter...
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>>27439449
>implying this realization helps the anxiety at all
>implying I don't have anxiety even when interacting with people I'll never see again or people like cashiers
>implying you can jus bee urself when your mind is in a state of pure panic
You were a normie without any real problems all along.
>>27439536
I've had social anxiety all my life, bad enough that I've fainted a few times in crowded places like supermarkets. But I've never let it hold me back. I've hosted radio shows, run for public office, and given hundreds of media interviews. All you need to overcome your anxiety is to have courage. Bad enough anxiety makes you feel like you're going to die; you have to have the courage not to care. You have to want to do things more than life itself. If you can do that, if you can dig down for...
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Just ate my chocolate rabbit, AMA
How was this chocolate rabbit
There's a chocolate rabbit that lives in my backyard. I would never eat him though.
>>27439335
vodka or whiskey
Help me robots!
Until recently I have hated people and social interaction but now I crave a gf and friends.
I'm not ugly and I can hold my own in a conversation I'm just a bit short. I think I could fit in with normies if I tried.
So how do I get friends and a gf? I have no idea. I'm 19 and going to uni this fall.
>>27439177
Join a club or a group of some kind, that's the key. If you put yourself in a club and actually make an effort to talk to people early on you will be set.
Don't worry about introductions when you get to uni, everyone is going to be equally nervous, nobody will bite your head off, just go up and talk to people, introduce yourself, ask what programs they're in, etc...
There will be a lot of events at the beginning where you can meet people, be sure to take advantage of the atmosphere early...
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>>27439177
Same boat, OP. Although I don't crave a gf and friends. My faculty, like every other, will have this "initiation" where you do crazy shit and get drunk. I'll have to go if I don't want to be an outcast. And then, there will be these parties frm 4 to 7. I'll go to one, maybe I'll enjoy it. But I don't think I will.
>>27439229
Adding on to this, you're going to want to force yourself to talk to people, but don't force yourself to really like them, try to find a group of people you actually want to be friends with, people you feel comfortable around and have things in common with.
If you only meet people you don't really like, neither of you are going to have a real incentive to want to hang out or anything and it's a real bummer.
You shouldn't need to worry about this too much, you should just try talking to as many people as possible and look for people you think you'll be comfortable around.
Anons, whow come she isn't replying to me? Are TED talks dumb to do?
If you're serious, you're retarded for not realizing she's not into you sooner - TED talk or not. Just compare the lengths of your texts and observe her completely uninterested tone.
>>27439228
Well that was the end part of the conversation. I'll post the rest of it, it was more even-length over there.
do you actually know this person or some tinder girl?
hopeless piece of shit Neet here,
my rich aunt is proposing me to come live with her for a while in south africa, she knows a zoo owner and can get me a part time job there. I was thinking about going there and kill myself by swallowing a lethal dose of elephant sleeping drugs. Is this a good idea ?
>>27439108
Being a Zookeeper is a fun job.
You cuck.
>>27439182
they'll just make clean the shitters and not let me go anywhere near the animals you double cuck
Sounds fucking awesome desu baka senpai
Somebody get in here and convince me to kill myself
you will never kill as many jews like Hitler did.
>>27439001
Hitler himself probably havent killed many jews, so there is not really a big problem.
You're life sucks ass. If you try to improve your life you will always be chasing the next thing and never satisfied. Even if you can create a life that is good, you will not be happy because you will be tied down by your possession, your social obligations, and your job. You will never be satisfied. If you don't try to improve yourself you will continue to wallow in hopelessness indefinitely. If you go the route of virtue you will fall into a trap because you will reject certain parts of yourself that you deem to be "wrong." If you go the route of maximum...
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>friend gave me his life savings before he killed himself
So /r9k/, what's the best way to waste 100k?
>>27438934
Make sure he gets a nice funeral or something.
>>27438934
high end prostitutes.
high end restaurants.
sports cars.
>>27438934
Honor him properly by smartly investing it.