Whats the most alpha thing you have ever done anons?
>>29826077
When I was in grade school I got a bunch of girls to kiss me.
>>29826077
fastest person on the track team in middle school
>>29826077
Kissed some 10/10 chick when I was like 13 or something she must have been at least 17 I didn't really do anything alpha but it would be the most alpha like thing thats happened to me
>he pisses on the side of the toilet bowl
It silences the stream
>>29826062
I have a cursed dick and soul.
>>29826489
be proud of you stream!
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mDsP0HXYnt
>>29826059
what did he mean by this picture and audio?
>>29826059
Australian pride.
>>29826082
It's a cry for help. On the inside he is screaming for us to end it all for him.
why am i afraid of every female i find attractive
im 29, this shouldnt still be happening at this age, lifting for the past 5 years hasn't helped
>5'7
Because you're afraid of failing. The secret to life IMO is not giving a fuck. Pursue as many girls as you want but realize that each time you fail you got experience points for the next time. Its a numbers game, the more you try the more likely it is that you'll succeed.
Start talking to a female you know like your mother and/or grandmother
It's best if you live with them for a month so that you get comfortable talking to female
I would also be afraid if my stature barely surpasses that of a teenager.
do people notice if you walk autisticly?
>>29826004
yes we notice how you walk spergo.
>he does the infamous virgin walk
I assure you that most people notice
>>29826004
only shallow people do
Hey, robots, why haven't you gone on adventures with your friends in Ikebukoro, met the girl of your dreams and gone off to travel the world with her yet? Most 15 year olds have already done this. What is your excuse?
>>29825957
>what is your excuse?
Heiwajima is out to get me...
>>29826047
More of a reason to leave for a while. Let the bastard cool down.
my gf doesnt like to leave the house is why
>walking back to my apartment after getting dinner two days ago
>some girls driving by me yelled "YOU ARE CUTE!" at me out their window
just a reminder this happened
just a reminder that I am cute
probably directed at the guy behind you
>Everything people say is correct.
>>29825954
Nothing anyone shouts out a window is good. They knew they could say it because they could quickly drive away without facing any repercussions. After they drove off they probably had a good laugh about how ugly you were.
>be me, today
>waiting for elevator on 2nd floor of building I work in
>9.5/10 girl comes up next to me and waits for the elevator to arrive
>stare intently at wall to force myself not to look at her
>elevator finally arrives
>she steps in and holds the door, looks at me and smiles
>"aren't you getting in?"
>try...
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>>29825913
that's why i tend to avoid elevators entirely if i have to share themwith other people
yea i would take the stairs if the have any
>>29825913
kek does she work there?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq33tXCB6y8
>>29825820
i wish death upon her
And where will you be when autism strikes?
Christ anon, nothing to brag about if your SO is literally mentally deficient
>>29825820
I'm so sorry, she looks very annoying to be around for extended periods of time. I hope she calms down once she shits out a child.
does anyone remember this fucked up kids' book where this kid gets sick and starts mutating and changing colors, maybe turning into a plant, then becomes merged with the entire house. It was like the ending to Akira and it scared the shit out of me. Does anyone remember this? It was probably 30 pages, color, a kids' picture book.
I was born 1995 and I would have read it age 10 at the latest, so it would be from year<2005
Green Eggs and Ham by Dr. Seuss
>>29825807
Somthing to do with Lima beans
I know what your talking about
>>29825850
ahhh fuck, you are right
I googled kids book lima bean mutant and found it: "A Bad Case of The Stripes"
FUCK this shit man this still freaks me out, fuck this dumb ass book
Remember the beginning of this year, when you said to yourself "This is the year. This is the year I finally get laid/get a girlfriend?" How's that going?
Me, I'm still spending all of my free time on 4chan and playing video games, and I still haven't had a date.
I actually said this is the year I kill myself. I'm probably going to do it on my 26th birthday which is in December.
I would never say that because the "new year" as people call it is entirely arbitrary.
Happy 365.25th rotation around the sun everyone! Fuck off.
>>29825876
A lot of things we do, say and think is "entirely arbitrary". It's inherent to the species.
look at the recluse
no exit.
>>29825741
it's cute though
cut off its legs one by one, it could be interesting
Considering I live in Kansas and always have one or two of these - though small - in my room at any given time it always terrifies me to think they may grow to that size. I've actually woken up from nightmares of spiders in fright, hallucinating them touching my body and scoping out every inch of my bed just to make sure there aren't any.
Where's a good place to hang yourself? Preferably outside where no one will find me that isn't a forest.
>no inside places
>no trees
youre limiting yourself too much.
Do you want to die without your body found or do you want to die hanging?
You cant have it both ways.
>>29825733
suicide forest
>that isn't a forest.
wait why
I would go with an abandoned building if a forest isn't an option
>>29825767
I mean, I guess you can search for cliffs and stuff around your town but it wouldnt be different from trees
>be me
>talking to my ex
>we both agree we wanna try it again
>I'm in another state tho so feelsdeadman.jpg
>she's dating some dude who's literally going to become a cop
>going to school this fall to train for it
>ask her lowkey whats gonna go down
>you think hes going to dump you Molly?
>she...
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You're a retarded faggot who deserves all his suffering.
>>29825766
thanks man
appreciate the words of advice
>ex
Hah hah, stopped right there
Why do normies think the "Main" hispanic is a bunch of mixed race injuns?
Is there any hispanics here with no injun blood? We're the most overlooked group in existence
In the US Hispanic means anyone who comes from a population that speaks Spanish. Unfortunately that usually means filthy Mexicans.
>>29825699
you're just white niggers
>>29825735
When people shit talk Mestizos with injun blood, why can't they just say Mestizo or Mexican? Why bring Spaniards into this with "Hispanic"