Movies that give you feels:
- Something Wild 1986
- Fresh Horses 1988
- The Doctor 1991
>>27446766
>cinema paradiso
>beautiful girls
>Shame
Big Fish
Any movie that has college frat bros or highschool jocks or parties or prom or clubbing gives me the bad kind of feel that makes me want to kill myself
>Oh hey Anon, I see you fell for the STEM meme. I'm a girl who codes but I actually just got offered a job at Google even though I studied English Literature at college. I suppose you really should study what you enjoy and worry about job prospects later!
>>27446698
As someone that actually tried to get hired by google, this is completely wrong
>>27446698
Why do people that call STEM a meme always major in something computer related?? Theres more than that too.....
*nods* I couldn't be happier! I'm a software guru engineer code ninja myself, and the last thing we need is another white male in this industry! *smiles warmly*
>tfw dick is too big
>on the few opportunities I've had to fuck women they've always told me it was big in a way that indicated it was a problem and had to keep changing positions to find a comfortable one
>tfw I can last a really long time during sex
>I last so long that the women get tired before I'm even close to being done
>blowjobs are my favourite but my size combined with my stamina means their jaws start aching before I can finish.
I feel like nature has played a cruel joke on me. Anyone else /gonetoofar/?
Why do normies think they can come to /r9k/ and spew this shit
>muh dick is too big
Oh boy I feel so sorry for you m8. That truly is an unbearable curse.
>>27446751
I'd rather be too small than too big. At least then I wouldn't just get stopped due to discomfort.
>>27446704
Hey, I'm still going to die alone. Those few opportunities are very, very few and none of them ended in a relationship.
I'm not completely socially retarded and incapable of reading people, but I'm legitimately confused.
>go for easter brunch with the whole family
>parents, grandparents, uncle, his new wife (previous bitch was divorced), and the wifes daughter were all there
>I've probably seen the daughter a couple times before when I visited my uncles house, but didn't know her name and I probably have only spoken to her a couple times
>we're not facing eachother at the table and only talk a little bit, and it's not like were making jokes or anything, just boring factual small talk
>a couple hours later and we're all heading off, I say my goodbyes to everybody
>see whats-her-face on the way to my car, give a wave and say goodbye
>she seems to think that isn't a good enough goodbye, and opens her arms to hug me
>um, okay?
>hug her back, she says to stay in touch
What? Just to be clear, no, I'm not remotely attractive and she isn't blind. No, I didn't show any sort of interest of her during our dinner. No, I'm not wealthy or well dressed. Why did she want a hug instead of a wave goodbye when we've hardly even interacted before? What a weirdo.
>>27446654
Don't read too deep into it you fucknugget, it's just a hug.
>>27446654
Stay in touch with her.
Invite her out to dinner and talk to her.
It wouldn't hurt would it?
>>27446712
And btw, i don't mean romantically invite her out to dinner. Just as a way of getting to know the daughter of your father's wife.
>mummy knocks on my door to give me my Easter dinner plate
>I pretend to be asleep
>mummy storms in, breaking part of my door frame
>I take the plate and dump Easter dinner into my trash can because "that's where it belongs"
>she starts crying and runs out
Don't break my door next time, mum.
How was your Easter, robots?
Nice one, m8! Real savage.kill yourself
>>27446621
What the fuck is your problem? Whats your moms problem? What are you even trying to accomplish?
>>27447072
Just asking fellow robots how their Easter went m8
>I'm very smart, but lazy
Is this trope real?All people know by history as "genius" were hard working individual
I know a guy with an IQ of 150+ and he's a lazy bastard. This guy is too lazy to even think about something and form an opinion, but he is a perfectionist once he starts something and always succeeds at it. So I guess it's true for some individuals.
A lot of very smart people also suffer from depression which can cause apathy which manifests as inaction, which can be confused for laziness.
>>27446548
There are more then likely "book smart" robots that haven't applied themselves but they are a minority.
99% of /r9k/ is useless sacks of shit who spend more time complaining then putting this so called "genius" to work. They tell themselves they are smart to feel better about themselves. The more time you spend here, the more evident it becomes.
So No. This trope is a meme used to comfort lonely neckbeard losers from a harsh reality.
>tfw have gay mannerisms like crossing legs, hand gesture shit, some things with the way I speak, etc.
>Very emotional to the point of being bipolar
>Overthink everything, easily clingy
>People have often thought that I was gay when they first meet me
>Get the feeling that women think of me as a woman when talking to them, just based of what they say, or how they act
>dress /r/mfa bullshit,...
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you ask for help and then ask for women into 'twink boys' in the same line.
WHICH IS IT ANON.
CHOOSE.
>>27446371
Just become a cute tranny op. There are attractive women who literally chase after cute trannies.
>>27446396
Okay okay, replace twinkboys with bitchboys.
Small talk seems a lot easier with women than it does with men. Forgot to put that in the OP.
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>>27446367
Pic related here
he's riding balloons now?
>>27446435
Nope, still swaddled in his semen-encrusted blanket, lying motionless before his screen.
>tfw no dentist bf
>>27446297
Fuck uu bitch
>>27446297
How do you make these threads all the time yet not get a bf?
>tfw playing with qt bfs tongueI want to bite it off desu
why do parents want to be granparents so much? wtf is that? They literally cry over it like it's the greatest thing since slice bread.
>>27446287
You get cute kids who love you without having to take care care of them when they're being bratty.
>>27446287
They enjoy to have children to spoil that don't bitch at them, but their parents.
If your kids don't have kids you were better off not having kids and saving your time, money and sanity.
>people die by suicide nearly twice as much as people die by all forms of violence (including war), yet we hear so much more about how killing is wrong, and war is bad
>suicide claims twice as many lives as breast cancer, yet when was the last time you saw a TV ad about suicide?
>so many PSAs about "fire kills so make sure your fire alarms are working", even though fire kills 3 times less people than suicide
>suicide is the 10th leading cause of...
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>>27446091
fuck
>their
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Fixed.
>>27446091
>so many PSAs about "fire kills so make sure your fire alarms are working", even though fire kills 3 times less people than suicide
People who commit suicide want to die, people who die in fires usually don't. Why are you comparing these things?
>It's like everyone treats it as a fake illness.
With this enormous wave of normie depreshun there's no wonder people aren't taking it seriously. Just keep your...
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>>27446091
>It's like everyone treats it as a fake illness.
it is
>dog spilled his spaghetti and revealed his power level to family members again
>>27445998
fuck I can't be the only one...gusys?
>>27446440
no idea what you're talking about, context pls
>>27446729
my dog revealed his power level and gave my family the red pill on women and minorities and they mistook the truth for him being a bigoted asshole and now everyone hates him
What does it mean when a girl suddenly stops responding to your texts?
It means you go do something else until she texts you. And then you decide if you're going to answer her or not
>>27445806
She was busy hopping on Chaz's dick
>>27445806
I've been in this situation multiple times. It means you were a rebound for her. Your purpose was to boost her self-esteem so she could feel worthy of dating hotter guys. It means you've served your purpose and she's moved on and found another, better guy.
Happy Easter join omegle please
tags are : r9k r9komegle omegler9k
>>27445700
Who's the nicest girl on omegle?
>>27445700
just use r9k
not the other tags
>>27446008
Nah use the 3 tags, but you can be a faggot if you want
>this has 100k notes on tumblr
who tf still chases 3D women at this point lmao
if you do you deserve what you get t.b.h
>>27445408
Go back there and stay. Who the fuck cares
women really no how to make men feel insecure. they master it at a young age