Put down the video games and come fill me with your cum anon
>>27453486
she's 1 cock away from full roastie transmutation
shame
>>27453486
said very literally no woman ever
I need to find a save point first.
Hey /r9k/, just listened to a girl I used to have feelings for get fucked on the phone as I tried to fap. I feel disgusted with myself and I couldn't even cum.
This is my rock bottom.
>>27453385
what series of events led to you talking to her on the phone as she got fucked?
>>27453426
I was texting her as she and him were playing around. I mentioned it turned me on, she decided to call and the rest is history.
Make sure you drink a lot of water OP
If all you do is cry and masturbate then you're gonna need to replace all of those fluids
>Going to workout in 30 minutes and lift heavy weights
>have an erection and want to bust a nut
>don't want to waste my testosterone on frivolous bullshit
who /abstractfeels/
>>27453347
I empathize with this abstraction.
stay strong brother, post gym faps are god tier
not even worth saying because I doubt you will take it on board but the loss of testosterone if any from jerking off is so irrelevant to gains you should just jerk off.
>mfw fucking pic related
> her bf doesn't know
> u mad, faggots?
So what? at the end of the day she will never be anything more but a urinal.
it's your duty to tell her bf
>implying this is true
I got this bitch to shave for me, you jealous fags?
r8 my NEET adventure.
went out today coz bored.
sat near a wizard looking fat neckbeard, he was browsing articles on his phone.
>tfw no one to NEETventure with
Based order/10 fellow NEETlord
>>27453308
we should create a real life NEET guild and set out on adventures.
>that feel when no simbahan attending, kotse fixing, itlog cracking, ube chopping, sapatos breaking, puso racing, damit wearing, kumot weaving, puwit slapping, paa rubbing, buhok combing, ulo scratching, parol hanging, kamay washing, tuko calling, ilong blowing, jeepney driving, kanin picking, manok chasing, tinikling dancing, tiyanak finding, aswang hunting, kabayo riding, carabao herding, baboy wrestling, duwende stomping, lechon roasting, lumpia cooking, pancit making, sinigang eating, forest loving, /r9k/ posting, qtp2t filipina gf
i went to the phillipines once. everyone was a rude cunt
>>27453256
I just want you to know I respect your dedication to this cause and appreciate your presence on /r9k/.
>>27453256
>"damn it wearing"
Parents just told me I have 6 weeks to get a job or they're kicking me out. Not a shitty dead-end one, it has to be something with a future that they can brag about to their shitty friends when they dickwave over their children.
Should I just kill myself now?
Nah, just get a shitty easy job, and if it's not enough for them tell them to suck a black man's toe and flounce out.
>>27453194
Novel idea, pick yourself up and get a job. I fucking hate my parents, but I turn my anger into a driving force. Get successful so you can be your own person. Be better than this anon, actually try.
>>27453194
are you a college graduate? know a trade? if not, I foresee a shitty dead end job.KYS is for pussies.
I don't want to be a NEET anymore. I don't want to be ugly anymore. I'm done with this life. I want to change. Anyone here wanna change too? Is it even possible for us to change?
>>27453123
>apply for jobs
>eat right exercise
>get lucky
thats about all you can do
>>27453151
I need motivation. Maybe some drugs or special foods can help?
>>27453339
Try watching Veritasium's video on youtube "learned helplessness"
I just wish I could hear recordings of normal first dates and normal meetups so I knew what normal socialising sounded like.
recordings..?
all you gotta do is be yourself and talk! ask em a question or two, get them comfortable. good luck bud, you'll see it's actually quite easy!
:^)
>>27453109
>ywn live in an old bomb shelter miles from the nearest towns and highways
I wish I could hire an escort, with the whole GFE thing, and then have her stop everything every five minutes or so and go over what just happened, what I did right, what I did wrong, and what's going to happen next, from meeting her all the way through sleeping with her.
Will never happen though, even hookers hate being a guy's first (I had a screencap to that effect but I can't...
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>>27453109
one thing you can do is watch shows on netflix that show human interaction. Even shows like parks and rec have characters with good social skills you can learn from. Just make sure not to imitate the stupid characters
who else /hate mayates/ here?
>>27453070
I don't know what that is
But I hate Mexicans
They'll probably torture me to dearh for this post (I'm not even joking, the cartels are pretty knowledgeable and in everyone's shit)
I just don't care. Tons of mexicans have proven to me they can't act like civilized human beings
>>27453128
gringos are pussy ass bitches
>>27453173
Buildo Wallo Paco Pour Favoure
what's your experience with pretentious hipster grills, /r9k/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3vSjvHEoLQ
cute and the most similar to me
There like any other girl, they are dumb, they are whores, they like money and Tyrone's dick
Those are some amazing blowjob eyes.
>tfw no one to drink with
Come drink with me guys
>>27453051
But I've been sober for 5 monrhs now
>>27453085
Bro why would you do that to yourself?
>>27453111
I got tired of hangovers
So i smoked a tiny bit of weed around 3:30 pm today. The high seemed to almost completely fade away and the only thing that was out of normal were that my lips were still numb or whatever where its hard to tell if theyre touching but everything else felt normal pretty much. Fast forward to right now at 11:25 pm and some fucking how i feel high again but it seems to only be in my body now because my head feels completely normal. Im kinda worried what this means. Can anybody give me insight as to if this is fairly normal and why this particular time this high came back like that...
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>>27453041
its probably good weed relax.
>>27453041
u the first nigga to die from weed LMFAO
>>27453041
What did you do between 3 and 11?
Explain the normen specimen. Why are the like? what are their characteristics?
>>27452961
Why are they like that*
Also, How does one counter the normen phenomena while minting full functionality, and sanity?
>>27453018
The Norman strives to blend in and become a sheep.
The Norman has no individuality he is a shell of a Walking Corpse zombie
The Norman is merely what the general populace help him to be
The Norman claims to be normal even though it is a translation to boring
The Normans refuses to be a person. They will make no impact on the US or the world whatsoever. They are like dirt under thyne shoes you shall never even glanced at.
>>27454082
Are you restarted?
whats wrong with white people?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3511810/Blackout-tattoos-new-trend-getting-inked.html
>whitey trying to cope with never being born as a superior black male
>>27452924
I can't imagine that not looking like absolute garbage after a few years.
would do this to my dick desu senpai