I JUST WANT TO BE A NORMAL 18 YEAR OLD KID WHO HAS SEX GODDAMNIT WHY THE FUCK IS LIFE SO UNFAIR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
But you're 28 yo virgin without social life, right?
try being me TRY LIVING LIKE ME WITH THIS PENIS THE REST OF YOUR FUCKING LIFE JUST KILL ME PLEASE
>>27459554
no i'm 18 in university
>Up at 3am cranking out this bitchin' essay due tomorrow
>Phone goes off
>New text
>Message from ex gf of 3 years, have only spoken to her once since breakup.
>She wishes me a Happy Easter.
Fuck I miss her and would love to talk to her but it only brings me pain. Now here I am, procrastinating on some stupid japanese image board about someone that is no longer in my life in any capacity.
Don't let her come crawling back into your life, I bet she's fucked all kinds of dudes in those 3 years. If I were you I'd tell her not to contact me again.
>>27459452
Just block her fucking number, not that difficult. You need to cut all contact with her else enjoy being emotionally toyed with since that's all that she is doing by texting you this.
>>27459492
>>27459561
Of course she has fucked all kinds of dudes in those three years, that's 'aight. There is absolutely no chance of us getting back together, at this point we live on different continents on opposite sides of the planet. It's clear she isn't trying to get back with me, she seemingly still has a place in her heart for me as I do her.
I yearn to hear what shenanigans she has been up to, written and told in her unique mannerisms that...
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time
a long time
I think we dun goofed
>>27459447
#rekt
Limited Original
It's been exactly one year since I stopped watching anime.
When did you grow out of that shit, /r9k/?
Never.
Sometimes I think I have, and I've even made it a year or more without watching anime on a few occasions, and then something snaps and suddenly I'm watching 5 series a week and marathoning shit I missed.
Sill watch it. Didn't start watching anime until my late twenties, wish I watched it sooner, it's great. Why would you want to "grow out of it"?
why would you stop, anime is great. nothing soothes the soul quite like it.
Good morning, wagecuck. Time for another full week of work.
Another day, another dollar.
good morning fellow neetbro!
what are you up to in this beautiful day?
Watching my friend Wagie from up here.
>waageecuuck!.....
>waaggiee...
Enjoying my new bucket before I'm off to class, but being a NEET isn't all it's cracked up to be. I'm bored a lot
am i ugly my robot bros? please give me some advice so i can prevent killing myself. All my friends know im gay and they have disowned me and kicked me out from my own fucking anime club. My boyfriend ended it with me this easter because of my wieght. I feel like fucking killing myself.
You'd make a good bear. Grow the beard out more mang
>>27459312
yes you're ugly.
but only because you're fat.
if you lost weight, you would be fairly attractive.
you have a decent face.
literally, just lose weight.
either lose weight and be happy, or don't lose weight and stop complaining about how your life is shit.
whining and not doing anything will not help
>>27459336
>yes you're ugly.
>but only because you're fat.
>if you lost weight, you would be fairly attractive.
>you have a decent face.
>literally, just lose weight.
>either lose weight and be happy, or don't lose weight and stop comp
Fuck you dude im healthy at every size. Its been proven wieght doesnt mean...
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How hard is it to become a pharmacist? I'm absolutely shit house at mathematics but my dad expects me to do something in the medical field because he is a doctor. I honestly have no idea what to do in life.
Don't do it. Not worth it. There won't be jobs at all in a few years. Your professors and classes will teach you all this stuff like you're a doctor, but you get out into practice and realize how little say you have and how limited your scope of practice is. It's also completely filled with women (not a good thing). Nearly all techs are women and my class is probably 70% women. I have to put up with their conversations daily and it's driving me mad.
You don't need math really at all unless you go into compounding. Even then, it's just...
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>>27459429
Thanks for the insight I'll think of something to do I'm 18 so I've got until I'm 20 to start University my parents said.
>>27459491
I may as well post the pluses, then.
You do get it make a good chunk for relativity less responsibilities (legal, time) than a doctor. If you're a clinical pharmacist, you do get to do more like round with the physicians, and your skills and knowledge are genuinely valuable. You will likely make less than a retail pharmacist though.
Retail pharmacists have fewer responsibilities but deal with more inane shit. They do get paid more. Calling insurance, doctors who hate you, and patients who want...
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>be 25
>first time in life get easy access to weed
>its average quality
>buy 40 grams, buy a good vape
>smoke or vape it everyday for 5 months
>longest breaks during that period were about 24h
>yesterday, smoke in the morning, and no more
>go to sleep sober for the first time in months
>the...
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>>27459249
dont forget its all in your mind. just watch a movie and do stuff to get your mind off
>>27459249
Stop being a baby.
When i quit heroin i was puking cold and shiitting anything a put in me for about a week and i was in pain the hole time.
You only think you know suffering.
Withdrawals.
Stay strong and it will pass. Then never fucking smoke weed again.
If there is one thing I could change in life it would be ever touching drugs.
I used to think the only problem with drugs is if you became one of those junkies that stole money to get high.
I've never been an addict, yet drugs have completely ruined my life and my psyche. There is no going back even when you stop completely.
In before habitual stoners that cant see what losers they really are. I know because my brother and his gf are like this. They think because they...
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I've started lifting, robots. Is this truly the way out of a shit life?
Welcome brother robot, i hope to see you on the fit board.
No, most fitizens don't do anything except lift. There's a good chance you'll become gay aswell (if you aren't already)
If you have enough money and connections for steroids and other illegal drugs, plastic surgeries and other medical treatments etc. then yeah.
But if you do why is your life shit in the first place?
I hate her but goddamn she's cute. Help me anons.
just turn into a pedophile
she loves pedos.
>>27458824
Yeah, this dopey ass, greasy-haired, pizza-faced fuck is definitely cute.
Kek.
Get some standards.
>>27458846
I do have standards, but idk, I think it's the eyes. Plus that's a bad pic, I could get you an ugly pic of Scarlett Johanson if you wanted.
>men think they can be lonely
>men think they feel loneliness like us girls
How many guys did you ask for a drink?
>>27458843
get away from me you fucking freak
>>27458819
The trap has been set, we wait for their arrival
>late 20's
>still living with parents
>mom still buys me Easter chocolate
some kill me please.
>>27458740
>31
>life isn't even half over
Why would you want to die when you have such a nice mom?
I'm 22 I live 20 minutes away but my mom still made me a basket filled with candy. Shit was bad ass.
You will never have a girlfriend that hits you and threatens to tell the cops you raped her unless you get her pregnant.
She will never force you to shove a full pine cone up your ass or else she will give you something to cry about.
You will never cry and wonder how to get out of this abusive relationship.
Why even live?
Your fetish is garbage you idiot
>>27458705
Thissounds like a nightmare desufampai.
>>27458714
this was a good way to say that
You're a FUCKING WHITE MALE!
HOW DO YOU DARE HAVING OPINIONS?!?!
I'M SO SORRY THANK YOU FOR CHECKING MY PRIVILEGE
b-but you're a white male too
>>27458856
Shut your mouth you transophobic racist! He indentifies himself as a black woman.
Why do women age like milk?
i feel sorry for the men who fell for the marriage scandal.
>>27458653
If they'd age like milk at least you'd get cheese, i'd say they age like meat
All the make up causes wrinkles, and constant hair dyeing/blow drying/straighteners/curling irons/etc fry their hair.