anybody want to talk to an irl oldfag? I've been coming here 9 or 10 years. Let's share stories/advice and feels. Other 30+ bots get in here too
Discovered 4chan in '06. Seriously, being on 4chan as long as this is far from anything to even bring up. It's pretty pathetic how long I'm still here
>>29827308
Not bringing it up to be relevant. thought I could talk to other bots about time it felt like you made it and other feels.
What about you robosage? Where you from, how old are you, what do you do?
The oldfag who fought in the Rhodesian civil war here. Thinking of moving to Thailand this year and retiring there.
Now that a race war is starting where will black men escape to? For me it will be Japan.
Yeah a notoriously xenophobic archipelago is definitely the best place to run to
It's literally the same four black guys in every JAV video and their dicks aren't even that big
I'd follow you there and form far right militia vigilante groups and send you back to Africa, groids.
That's what motivates me to study Japanese every day.
Who the fuck is into this shit? Larkin is hot and and her tits are fucking gorgeous and all, but it's plain fucking profanation. Stupid cunt. I hope one day someone will dance on her grave.
>>29827253
plus she's a coalburner
GROSS
>>29827265
>plus she's a coalburner
To be fair, it's 2016. Most females are coalburners these days.
>>29827282
to be fair it's still gross
And if so whats the last degenerate thing you did?I just came in my own mouth and swallowed
thats just gay
>>29827244
that's pretty gay dude
you might be a gay
going to be meeting a guy tomorrow with a big dick so I can suck him off good and when he's ready to explode I'll go down to the base so he can cum down my throat. I'll swallow like a good boy while licking his balls with my tongue with his cock still twitching and pulsating down my throat, emptying his sperm in me
this won't be my first rodeo
I know my ex is going out tonight how can I ruin it?
>suicide attempt?
Don't do anything out of the ordinary, and don't even think about her.
That is truly the best revenge.
>>29827223
>I know my ex is going out tonight how can I ruin it?
try to win her back
>>29827236
>>29827223
best revenge truly is cold anon. That saying has been around a long time for a reason
Is it worth it to lose my virginity to a random slag online?
>>29827201
No
Your problem isn't virginity, that's just one of the symptoms
You might as well, just for the experience, but don't expect it to fix anything
Remember; as soon as yiu lose your virginity, you become a failed normie and no longer a robot. Thus you are never allowed to come here ever again.
>>29827218
yeah this is what I am thinking too, nothing will change in my shit life
also the stuff she describes she's done to other guys is kinda disgusting, maybe it's for the best... she is hot tho
but really robots if you REALLY wanna lose your virginity there's sluts on reddit who apparently like sex or something, I just messaged some girl off random acts of blowjob and she replied like a day later saying let's meet up
so check that out
>>29827240
good...
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>>29827166
I don't see any pokestops
sorry bruh ;_;
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>>29827166
>fuckong
kill yourself
>applying for job
>they want 2 referees
>TWO
>>29827133
I know that feel famalam
>>29827133
my referees are Smith & Wesson
>>29827133
They always want two anon.
>NEETS BTFO
Do wagies actually believe this?
>>29827039
the term cuckold has never been more appropriate holy crackers
>>29827039
wagecucks are pathetic
Wow that post is a crock of shit.
Since a young boy I always thought I wanted to have my own company OR get paid to do something I love and would do on my own free time anyway.
The latter is now true and to first part I'll start working on next January when I get my inheritance.
There's no point in "working" if all you get is shit pay and the people who own the company get three times as much + any profits the company makes.
Who wants to help me jerk off? I'll jerk it to whatever you guys say i should, and post pics if you lewd anons want me to. Lewdposting vigerously encouraged. (Pic related is benis at half-chub right now)
>>29827027
I'll help yah out fampai
>>29827054
Cmon man i want this to be a fun thing, i know how lewd this board gets
>>29827067
/d/ gets pretty lewd too
maybe you should go there
what is the most normie type of music?
Top 40 pop music? Isn't it obvious?
noise rock
Avant garde doom metal
some of you guys are allright
if you are from san diego, don`t leave your house within the next couple of hours.
Nice bb you got there
>>29827003
I bet your Canadian, OP.
not that i ever leave the house anyway
>buy a microphone
>realize you have a spergy voice
please give me hints on how not to kill myself now
>>29827002
post your voice so we can judge
>>29827008
what do you want me to say?
oregango
>>29827025
Not same anon
Say ayy bby u wan sum fuk
>hide all anime posts
>hide all lgbt posts
>hide all fembot posts
>hide all posts of a sexual nature
>hide all normie posts
>hide all survery posts
>hide all wagecuck posts
>hide all "let x answer" posts
>hide all tinder posts
>>29827001
pure browsing, it's the way to go.
If you dislike anime then you simply do not belong on 4chan.
>>29827032
hidden, i won't let you cancer my brain anymore
i'm seriously never going to drink again. probably.
>>29826991
i, on the other hand, cannot wait for mr. chinky to open so i can procure a bottle of vat 69 from him
>tfw hungover
>tfw just took a shot of vodka
>went to this guy to drink and chill
>we play never have I ever
>little dizzi, we end up kissing for 3 mn; I'm a guy to
>mfw questioning my sexuality
>he said I'm the best kisser ever tho
Felt the need to share.