The first rule of r9k is
Be a Robot.
no non-virgins
>>27466029
don't reply to tripfriends
Anyone here know how to do a CRUD matrix? I need your help plox
Guys, for real.
GUYS. I need this now.
Pls I'll love you forever
>check my emails after the easter break
>topic manager of class d: "you should drop out before friday desu"
>microsoft: "are you sure you don't want to upgrade to windows 10? it's freeeeeeeee"
>tutor of class b: "i've yet to recieve assignment x, did you forget to send it?"
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Iktf, school sucks dick.
>>27466184
i know what you mean
>get hell excited about learning something
>start learning it formally
>all excitement removed
>don't even bother turning up
>start looking at something to get excited about
>go back to the start
i think it's just like university and formal education too.
when i was studying german...
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>Linux
autism
so what is your suicide plan?
mine is simply slitting my radial artery after taking some xanax
>>27465524
Sounds messy.
Assuming you don't have access to firearms, surely the best way to end it is via inhaling helium. I have yet to hear of an easier way to do it.
The noose to make me snooze
>>27465524
Suicide by police, I already have an airsoft gun that I painted metallic to look as real as possible. Will probably use it by end of this year if things stay the same
I am a 26 year old living in an apartment, and I plan to go to college as a full-time student maybe next year or so.
The question is, how can I afford to pay my apartment rent and all the bills that comes along with it plus my car insurance, gas money car payments etc while in college?
Let's say I l have the monet to pay for college, what about everything else ib the real world?
I'm going to need to quit my job to become a full-time student, so how am I going to pay for all my bills?
How am I going to pay for fucking food?
>car insurance
>gas money
>car payments
You don't need a car when in college, find an apartment close to the campus. Paying out your ass for a car now will be a massive drain on your funds. Pick up a part-time job while studying to pay for food.
>>27465579
This. Everyone knows a car is a horrible investment because the value depreciates like crazy. Get a bike, that way you'll get exercise in too
>>27465476
entitled much?
get a load of this goy
So these two people that I have a somewhat deep relation to, they are a couple, in which I am of a third wheel of sorts, they don't say it but I am.
Having spend time with his girlfriend more and more, I have grown attached to her. As she even told me, she and I share an emotional viewpoint, something that she don't feel with him. We decided to stop it for that I would not like to hurt him, but I seem I am not satisfied with this. I have also realized that the attraction was not sexual at all, it was purely emotional, even though she thinks that is is a mixture...
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Because real, the only two options I can see are to go for it and completely destroy our friendship as it is or fade away in to the background and not really talking to them anymore.
You're being used. Get out of there.
Same position as you man. You're fucked.
Find another girl and get the fuck out.
>le women can be robots too! xD
Literally untrue. Even females know they're not robots. Pic related.
>>27465335
She is really qt but she triggers me in some songs when she talks about loneliness.
>>27465335
It's not that I don't think that women can lead pathetic lives, but the average or slightly below average looking unpopular loser that nobody cares about stereotype simply does not exist in females.
Loner females are either super ugly, landwhales or loners 100% by choice (who could whenever they feel like it).
>>27465335
>>27465578
>she triggers me in some songs when she talks about loneliness.
Hmm I wonder why...
https://youtu.be/6HFYPd6Cxqk
>We've broken up and now I regret it
>I even cried but I never meant it
>Gimme love, gimme dreams, gimme a good self esteem
>Gimme everything
>No,...
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Do these cool, calm eyes judge me? Do they care who I am and what I do? I see them every day, and I am not sure if they are what I think they are.
>>27465285
If they actually existed they would laugh at your sperg ass daydreaming about having a cartoon gf all day.
It means stop watching cartoons
>>27465427
She's not even my waifu, I just like her face, I have her on my phone and computer. I feel little in my heart but I still need to see her, and everytime I do I feel guilty.
>two people get together
>decide to create another human
>put little to no effort in raising said human
>become upset when it doesn't become what they wanted it to be
>think it's perfectly ok to throw it out like any other object
>society thinks it's perfectly ok to do this to something created out of its own free will
people should be sterilized at birth and only...
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>>27465075
I think we all kind of resent our parents for giving birth to us...
I can't kill myself, I'd rather haver never been born.
>>27465511
bro your pic is upside down
yea well, you need to understand it from their perspective
they gave you life, you should be grateful just to be alive, you owe them everything. even if they never put in any effort in raising you other than the absolute basics like feeding and giving you clothes, it doesn't matter, because you should figure it out all yourself anyway because it's your life and not theirs
it's basically just entitlement and narcissism
Remember when this was a place for dejected people to discuss their failings? Now all the ironic shitposting has become its reality
>>27464956
I don't think the infestation will leave by itself. People keep giving attention to the normie femanon trap sex threads. Yes we are lonely feely folk, but come on guys, you're really letting yourself get cucked by some people over the Internet? Why give them so much attention? In the end it amounts to nothing. At least with feel threads you get a nice story and experience
But it's not ironic shitposting. Normies have literally invaded the board and now we have
>Unifeels
>Workfeels
>Fembot threads reach 300+ posts
>Ugh guys I had sex 2 months ago I'm such a robot lol
>Stacy rejected me again, foreveralone.jpg ;_;
>>27465042
I just hide those kinds of threads. If we keep giving them attention they'll just keep coming.
Donald Trump Approaches!!!!
What Will You Do?
genuflect and say thank you
*tips MAGA hat*
shake hands
shout MAGA
>tfw u miss ex's tits
>>27464329
>Ex
Get out of here normie.
>>27464329
>tfw my highschool ex had 36c's
>tfw she went through a megha growth spurt because of hormones and them getting sucked
>tfw i broke up with her she had grown to a 36 f
>tfw she became a huge tit-cow
>>27464329
>only gf i had when i was 15 had F cups at age 14
>mfw didn't even get to see the tiddies
>mfw she came out as gay not long after
no fap thread: times are looking tough edition
how are you lads still hanging on?
Last time I masturbated was 4 days ago.
I stoped because I can't pee normaly anymore and I think it's linked, but I don't really know.
>>27464349
You might be enlarging your prostate.
Doing no porn rather than no fap, doing pretty good, on third day. I think I'm pretty much ready to give up porn forever. The last few times I've fapped to porn I've really felt disgusted with myself. I'd rather never feel that again. And I don't feel bad when I fap without porn. Seeing all these pathetic fetishists on r9k also motivates me to not be like them.
Fembots, how do you dress yourselves when you go out into public? Where do you buy your clothes?
My wardrobe:
>thick wool mens' sweaters
>cardigans
>button-down short-sleeve blouses, often tucked in
>occasionally mens' band t-shirts tucked in
>very rarely women's t-shirts
>long-sleeved denim shirts and two cozy flannels
>black slim...
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I-I think I might be in love with you.
>>27464266
Thisthread can be mistaken for a NEET general.
10 euros uniqlo pants black or some colours
Palladium or converse
Cheap and retarded unisex tees
Hoodies
I never take my hood of and summer time is horrible cause i cant wear hoodies
Why dont we ban fatties and anime fags and make this a decent online community?
Ban frogposters while you're at it.
>>27464159
>suggesting we should ban certain types of posters
>frog posts
Lol gtfo you fucking disgusting faggot
>>27464231
>>27464231
>>27464202
>HURR FROGPOSTERS
we dont spam gay threads and force our fetishes on everyone