>be me
>got into UCL, Imperial and KCL for Biochemistry
>KCL offered full scholarship + housing
>go to KCL
>now 7 months later everyone is calling it shit
Did I fuck up?
>>27467336
stop making this thread pls
>>27467336
>picking KCL over UCL or Imperial
LOL
LOL
LOL
>>27467336
why the fuck is some faggot making this thread about some shitty UK college hundreds of times?
pls stop
you didnt get into oxbridge, you already failed
>tfw you smell bad no matter how many times you shower a day
>>27467195
Why?
I never even wash my clothes and I don't smell bad
>>27467211
I'm a bit overweight and masturbate at least 3+ times a day.
iktf i had to take 3 showers back to back in the mental hospital because i smelled terrible :(
What's the edgiest thing you robots have done?
>>27467120
OP go first.
>>27467120
My whole life at 13~15
>>27467120
stole things from my church youth group when I was around 13 years old
>>27467331
Also this
Nobody has ever told me they love me, ever.
I fuck frogs.
i am a good person
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As soon as a girl I like starts liking me back I find her disgusting. What gives desu?
>>27466799
Because you're fantasizing and having never been with a girl causes you to be able to enjoy a fantasy in which the girl is into you, as it's unrealistic and outside your experienced reality.
>>27466882
unable* excuse me
>>27466882
I don't know. This happened to me from age 12 to 18. It happened every single time. This is why I am a KHV still. Couldn't even get female friends because they would become interested and everything would turn to shit.
Need some advice here bros, should I stay or should I go?
>be me
>talk to cute 9/10 girl for a couple months
>she asks me to date her
>I'm unsure, tell her not right now
>she says it's best, for her, if we don't talk
>a week later we're talking again
>she tells me she kissed someone while we weren't talking, to try and forget meComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>27466789
date/fuck while you can, you're clearly not 9/10, so she'll eventually get bored and move onto someone better.
This isn't gonna be a long term relationship.
>>27466789
Sure, you guys weren't dating, so she can do what she wants - she's not obliged wait for you to say yes. She didn't cheat on you so she can't do it "again", so yeah, go for it. You're overthinking this, if you like her keep dating her, if you don't then don't - there's no more to it.
>>27466789
You weren't talking to her at the time. You weren't dating, and you had in fact told her you didn't want to. She wasn't cheating. She didn't even fuck the guys.
You're an idiot for even asking this.
Guys I just realized. Men literally cant be virgins.
When we are born we pass through our mothers vagina. Our penis at some point must make contact with the vagina.
FeelsGoodMan
Jokes on you, I was born via caesarean section, didn't even pass through my mother's vagina.
Unless you were delivered by C section like I was you fucking idiot. Good thing I can actually get pussy though.
By that logic no one would be a virgin therefore birth has always been excluded from being considered sex
can anyone recommend me an amateur porn of a son watching his mommy getting fucked?
>>27466662
was it an attempt to shit on sanders supporters or genuine request?
>>27466980
an honest attempt, I don't give a shit about politics
>>27466980
honest request I meant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D054DDe8RBo
This is r9k's new queen. Eliza and all the other tripfags are garbage, reddit tier normies.
>implying she has to post on 4chan to be queen
>implying she has to be older than 12
fuck off normo bozo
She looks like Elliott.
>>27466648
exactly tbqh with you family
>>27466686
Nah Erica is the absent queen of r9k.
What did she mean by this?
original
>>27466548
i recognize that artist, but I only like his gay stuff
>bull man
>with hoof-hands
>but human dick
I'm not a furry, but I do look at a lot of xeno.
I always figured part of the draw of furry shit was the plethora of weird and exciting new genitals, but it look like most just use standard human plumbing.
Why is this?
>>27467303
it's for the plethora of weird and exciting new faces and skin textures
>if you try to befriend a girl to get gf you're a creepy nice guy
>if you just be honest and tell her you're a creepy rapist
>despite this, normies regularly get gfs
how the fuck do they do it?
>>27466540
Where do you get this logic from?
Please read the rules, you've got to be 18 years or older to use this site.
>>27466540
Both of those situations are either going too slow or too fast
Befriend them first call this day one
Sometime between day 2 and 7 you indicate you want to date her
That fucking picture is from my city.
I cringe so fucking bad everytime I see it.
>Anon, what do you even do all day on that computer of yours?
Distract myself from the futility of existence with a constant bombardment of easily consumed brain dead media content.
Everyone always just assumes that I'm on Facebook a lot. Even though I post on Facebook like 5 times a year at the most.
Uhh... Read the news...
What are some of your quirks
>have to take a shit
>sit down on the toilet and spread my cheeks
>suck in air through my asshole several times
>poop comes out smoother than just pushing it out
>>27466427
I used to line the toilet seat with paper.
poop on balls
>>27466463
I do that AND cover the water with a lyaer of paper that way toilet water don't launch itself up my anus and all over my ass
Ask someone browsing r9k in public anything
>>27466375
More pics of the grill in front?
>>27466408
Dont be a pervert anon, i cant really take any more pics
>>27466375
are you capable of being an absolute madman?
Samantha when?
>>27466075
you mean AI? Waifu AI, Waifu app? how advanced you would want it to be? Would you be ok with something simple and still be happy since you can use your imagination?
>>27467021
fml i just want some to love me unconditionally
an AI is the only way
You do realized he was cucked with like 4000 other guys and then abandoned at the end, right?