Bed time, wagecuck.
>>27469810
Thisis the part where I say good night to all non-NEETs.
You've gotta wake up early tomorrow ;)
>>27469810
How will you spend all that glorious free time tomorrow, NEETbro?
Who here /samefag/
On any board,if i find a thread with 0 replies i will post in it as much as i can,even creating complex discussions and arguments with myself.
Does anyone else know this feel?
>>27469651
Iktf,sometimes the thread is full of replies,and i just end all conversation with my post
>wtf is wrong with me
What do you think,how much of /r9k/ is samefags?probably not enough to be original
Does any of you actually have diagnosed schizophrenia?
>talk with friend about my sad life and suicide attempts
>talking about it kind of helps
>now he texts me and tries to make me go out every day
What's a soft way to say "jesus fucking christ I'm not gonna hang myself if I spend one day alone"
Say exactly what you just typed out. This is coming from someone who had a friend tell my entire family I was suicidal last November (I think I was, I don't really remember desu) And then AGAIN in January (I might have been again)
The only way to get people off your back is to be blunt and confront their fears full force.
>>27469628
>What's a soft way to say "jesus fucking christ I'm not gonna hang myself if I spend one day alone"
I'm not gonna hang myself if I spend one day alone.
why go outside when there is perfectly acceptable vidya to play?
>There is a man who's got your back
>Even though some folks call him a quack
>His arrest was quite a shock
>"Not our kind and caring, friendly doc?!?"
>He can tell when his patients are down
>From him you cannot hide your frown
>He's seen it all, many times before
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>>27469621
They keep getting better.
I can't say the same about your autism.
>>27470561
This post is more accurate than an atomic clock
>>27469621
>>27470561
>>27471344
I don't recall losing my sides this much, ever
Thanks for making this depressed robot feel better
I just did NOT cheat on my girlfriend with a prostitute
>tfw together for almost two years
>sex getting a bit stale
>love big fat tits
>gf has a perky b cup
>often fantasize about more
>have a local red light district
>just got back from walking there and seeing women with big fat tits winking and beckoning at me
>thought...
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>>27469430
You're a bad person and you should feel bad.
>>27469430
hey man can you post here ur fb profile thanks i wanna talk to you thx
>>27469430
You should kill your girlfriend.
Just look at the suffering she is making you go through.
I want to fuck the sheep
edition
>>27469329
>tfw no little wooly gf
>>27469329
I've seen this Movie 4 times. The third time I found $58 on the floor and the fourth time I bribed my oneitis $500 to see it with me.
>>27470090
Did you fuck her after and make her pretend to be the bunny?
There's not much you could do to say or phase me. People think I'm a little bit crazy
>>27469264
does anyone else know this feel? fuck its been hitting me hard lately
Are these lyrics, or is the half-rhyme unintentional?
>>27470185
unintentional desu
Friendly reminder that .9999999... = 1 and if you think otherwise you're a fucking retard.
At what point does .9999999 become one?
It doesn't, or else it would've been 1. Unless you're saying that it's so close to 1 that it might as well be 1, and calling it .99999999999999..... is extremely redundant.
>>27469148
IT'S NOT 1 YOU FOCKING NORMIE SCUM
It seems like all everyone wants here is a virgin, but let me tell you the truth about actually getting a virgin gf...
First off, with apps like tinder and the music videos that welcome girls to join the night life from a very young age it's damn near impossible to find a virgin girl these days and if you then she will most likely be very ugly or retarded. But let's say you do find a girl who is a virgin, the most likely scenario is that you are now dealing with a young girl who hasn't been exposed to the average sex life that a female has in 2016...
So...
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not going to read that op
>>27469059
that's fine, just some thoughts i had...
Also who wants some chick that's bad in bed?
ITT: post a kawaii anime girl and post a sad story about your life.
Any story without a kawaii anime girl will be ignored.
im 30 and posting kawaii anime girls on 4chan
*Hide Thread*
nb
I will never have sexual interactions with a woman
People who now have full beards, did it fix your ugliness?
I'm not sure if I am capable of growing a full beard.
I don't know if patchy is the right word but it looks like my facial hair is too spread out.
But maybe it might look okay if I let it grow out for about 6 weeks?
The other issue is that some of the hairs on my chin go ginger, which is odd because I have dark black hair. So I'm not sure I want to grow it out and draw attention to this.
>>27469789
I have the same thing. People started nicknaming me red beard which is pretty cool imo
>>27469977
That settles it then. No beard.
why do women always giggle when I walk by them?
>>27468920
Can't you guys figure this shit out for yourselves?
>>27468920
Cause they think you're a cutie patootie~
Maybe you smell funny.
Who is a fake nice guy here? I'm a pretty awful person and act nice because I'm too much of a coward to be mean. It's almost like I'm holding back my power level, so don't piss me off because I won't hold back when I'm angry. I'm somewhat of a berserker and can't feel pain or die when I'm angry. I'll be sure to bring you with me if you manage to take me down.
>>27468670
I'm not as autistic as you but I'm a borderline rapist when a girl lets me get close enough to her, otherwise I act fairly normal.
>>27468728
What's it like totoucha girl?
>>27468904
It's nice, a girl who isn't anorexic or obese has a nice, thin, even layer of squishy fat all over their body. Grabbing a handful of tit and feeling her nipple poking into your palm is indescribable. My favorite is massaging the inner thigh and watching them squirm as I work closer and closer to her vag, you can feel the intense heat from their crotch from like a foot away when they get turned on.
I can't help myself around women's bodies, if I can get myself alone with them I will essentially...
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Do you ever stop and think "Wow this is reality right now, this is real life". The planet is dominated by weird bipedal organisms that can build flying machines but act like animals for the most part. Forget the meaning of life, what about the meaning of conciousness and awareness?
Far out.
It blows my mind but it doesn't change anything and no one cares.
And then you realize this is your only chance at life.
>you only get older anon
Doesn't matter.
Nothing matters.
Just relax and wait for it to be over.
Ask a Chad that is playing Dark Souls 2 anything
>>27468546
Sure, I have some questions, let me know when he gets here
No thanks. You're a fucking Chad and Dark Souls sucks ass
>>27468593
>images need text