Tell me robots, what is keeping you from going out there and getting a girlfriend?
No memes, what is seriously stopping you from trying and asking out a bunch of girls? Who gives a fuck if you look dumb and they say no, just fucking try.
No job. I want to be able to take her places and get her things. I also want to have enough to pay for gas to get us wherever we're going.
I think not having a job is the only reason why I havent pursued a gf
>>27480840
Mainly this. Plus i don't know any girls or have any friends.
>>27480840
Get a job. Search CL, search all over man. You can make it happen! :)
Why the fuck does EVERY female born after the mid 80's LOVE this shitty film?
It doesn't matter what type of female it is, they ALL love it, even the pure virgin wife material ones...
Why?
Because it's a comedy and they find it funny, you fucking autist.
>>27480556
fuck off normalfagorigato
>>27480510
White guy here (25), I love Mean Girls. If you want to get mad at women for liking something, how about The Notebook? Or Sex and the City. Or Friends.
Why do NEETs and autists have long or ugly hair? A simple haircut like this will make you look 7/10 at the worst.
And don't wear jeans and running shoes for fucks sake, just toss every New Balance shoe you have and your light colored jeans.
wait, jeans are autistic now?
damn I guess I should just accept my autism
What is it about light colored jeans that makes them ugly? Are they just more unflattering than dark jeans?
Why would i ever do any of those things? Who am i trying to impress again?
>tfw just turned 18 and still a virgin.
I wish all of the irony on this board had metamorphosized into something silly and nihilistically beautiful
I wish it could've brought us together, all reveling in the nonsense, instead of driving us apart as we sling nonsense back and forth. Forever.
>>27480123
>18
You know this is pretty normal, right?
>>27480188
How many sexual partners do you think an average dude has until he hits something like 30 years old? And the average women?
Post cute stuff
Bonus points for anime stuff
>>27479660
Bloxity blox blox
>>27479676
these are both boys....
is that ok?
>>27479660
is this a mommy gf thread?
Goodmorning /r9k/
**sigh**
guten tag anon. it's actually 12:30 AM where I reside.
>>27479629
Morning, op
>wakes up
"Oh no, not this shit again"
etc etc
Anyone else here fucking hate insects? I don't know if I'm a psychopath but whenever I see one of these I always feel the need to torture the shit out of it. I've never felt the need to hurt animals or anything furry but I always kill these guys in the most painful way possible.
One time I caught one of these guys in a water bottle and drowned the shit out of it and then poured the water out of it and then got a lighter and started burning it from the outside and lit a cigarette and put it in the bottle just to watch the fucker suffocate. Other times I...
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No one has ever hurt an insect?
When I was a kid, yes
I used to trap ants under upside-down glasses and then check in on them a day later to see if they were still alive
Now I have an aversion towards them because they're spazzy little ADHDlords but I don't hate them. Fuck mosquitos and wasps, though.
No not at all, or animals.
ITT: How to spot a male virgin
If they're on this board, there's a pretty good chance tbhfam
Transition lenses, a spergs favorite.
Boxers?
So an article of clothing not usually visible is your way of spotting male virgins?
You're retarded
>bored of video games
>watched countless hours of tv/movies and struggle to find anything I really like that I haven't seen before
>4chan and other forums rarely have interesting content
>already watched all the videos from youtube channels I like
>already listened to all the episodes of podcasts I like
>no friends
Who else /bored/ here?
I need something to fill...
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Programming is fun
start reading books, friend
>>27479037
I'm too dumb to learn programming, I lose focus after 15 minutes
who else waiting for death here.
same but i have a cute wife and a fun job to keep my mind off of it.
My death is coming soon, I will plunge into it's sweet embrace.
>>27478522
>cute wife
normie ree pls go and so on
Let's face it, manlets ("men" below the global average height of 6'1") are a direct threat to society. Manlets:
- Commit more crime than tall men, as well as a higher proportion of violent and sexual crimes, particularly those targed at children and animals
- Never rise above unskilled, menial labor jobs, including the tiny percentage of them which manage to obtain college degrees.
- Account for virtually every single terrorist attack and mass shooting, or aid those who commit them
- Are enthusiastic supporters of degenerate...
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>>27478432
Man that global average seems to get higher every day.
Global average is about 5'9 but i had to go to a high school for work recently and a lot of the kids were taller than me.
I guess it's the food or something, each generation just gets a little taller.
>>27478432
I love these manlet threads, but I prefer when they're centered over their inability to ever get an attractive girlfriend.
All the stuff about them committing crimes isn't really relatable, all the manlets here probably haven't committed crimes, so they'll be able to refute your points.
But all manlets are unsuccessful with girls
It's fun to mock sub-human manlets and how all girls literally don't acknowledge their existence.
Do think this is too much cheese for my nachos /r9k/?
What nachos?
No, that seems like an adequate amount of cheese. Now just stick it under the broiler for a bit to melt it.
>ill have some buttered toast, hold the toast
OPs daily breakfast
I have a female coworker that is quitting tomorrow that I want to ask out, but I have never talked to her once in the months that she has been here (warehouse job, we worked in different areas).
Please tell me what to do robots, I don't think she has any friends so I'd probably be safe from gossip assuming she turns me down. I think she likes vidya since she has one of those mass effect N7 stickers on her car.
Sum wan pls answer me
why is she quitting?
>>27478621
I don't know, a friend of mine told me "hey you know that girl that you wanted to talk to? She's leaving tomorrow" I didn't ask why.
ITT: The biggest lies people told you growing up.
>Things get better after high school!
>high school is the best 4 years of your life
>there's someone out there for everyone
>girls like serious guys
>"If you go on a 2 year mission, god will make your life better. Trust me. You'll be blessed big time."
They used me up and didn't help me at all when the walking destroyed my bad leg. They just told me how disappointed god would be if I took a day off to go to the doctor.
I believed them for years.
Why is it that traps are more feminine than women are? Why are women so fucking useless? I haven't seen a genetic female dress themselves in presentably girly clothes in years and years. It's just frumpy shit like jeans and hoodies all the time.
>>27477925
>I haven't seen a genetic female dress themselves in presentably girly clothes in years and years. It's just frumpy shit like jeans and hoodies all the time.
You have no idea how badly I wish I could dress like a 19th century lady, but I'm too scared of what other people would think of me to do it. I have an ugly face, too, so it's not like people would just find me attractive no matter how I dressed.
>>27477960
You probably could. It'd basically just be a branch off of lolita.
>>27477960
>dress like a 19th century lady,
their dresses look like shit tho