Why do normies all look so fucking gay these days?
What's with the flannel?
How can girls be attracted to shit like this?
>>27477209
talk shit post fit
bloxxxx
>>27477209
Flannels are as comfy as hell senpai. The bun looks fucking retarded though
Probably the same reason they thought this was attractive about 5 years ago
Wanna play mtg with me?
>>27474170
how?
fuck you robot
>>27474170
>>27475449
There was an online version, but i cant remember the name. Probably mtg online.
>>27475472
It's paid :(
Traps of /r9k/, what is your ideal partner like?
>>27471418
Trannies are the ultimate practice gfs. I know what you're thinking, but pls let me make my case.
>ultra low expectations, all you have to do is not fetishize their dicks and they'll be all over you
>extremely submissive, won't be able to turn down your advances
>due to their imitation of REAL female nature (kind of disgusting to be honest but you're just there to get exp and get out) they're very...
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Like Chad. Do you even need to ask?
>>27471465
Anon, I can't believe you have a copy pasta response for this kind of stuff, this is the third time I guess I see you writing the same thing over and over/
You like trannies jut admit it, you're in denial with all this dom roleplay you have, you just want a qt to hand hold, lightly kiss and love.
who /thuging/ here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NoDRROeGo-8
not as good as barter 6
>>27482518
not as good as barter 6?
hell, it's not even as good as slime season 1.
FREDO IN THE CUT
My son, who is a senior in high school, came out as gay last night so I let him know that when he turns 18, he can either move out or start paying me rent.
I've decided to spend his university tuition to treat myself and the rest of my family. Does /r9k/ have any ideas on what kind of nice thing I can do for my wife and daughter? I have about 80k saved up.
go on vacation before the muslims completely take over. See europe before all the cathedrals are torn down.
nice poast anonymous
liked, commented, subscribed and reblogged
I hope you and your wife's daughter live happily together and you leave this board :)
nah being "gay" is a meme, even trannies are realizing how badly they dun goofed down the road.
>It's 2016
>Your wifes son approaches you out of nowhere one day
>"H-hey dad, I just think it's time to tell you myself. I identify as a woman and for the past few months have been on hrt, I plan to fully transition and mom already supports me. I just thought I needed to tell you myself."
What do you do?
"I have no son."
0
"Okay, are you using the same name as before or do you have a different one you prefer?"
Ask him to explain the nitty-gritty of his plan. Does he have some sort of niche talent valuable enough that his employee will tolerate him looking like a brony in a budget dress? A nest egg saved up? Insurance that will cover the psych sessions?
>"Relax it was just a prank, bro."
>>27482398
can you explain this prank please?
Speaking of pranks, I hope those guys on YouTube who fake-kidnap people(ostensibly to warn about Craigslist being dangerous) get shot.
>>27482433
ETHAN BRADBERRY
I rarely make start threads, but I thought I would share with you this picture made by a friend sympathetic to my plight as a KV NEET. Please post pictures that sum up your life in this thread.
>inb4 you have a friend therefore can't be a robot
you're still in highschool aren't you?
>>27482359
Nah, I'm a college dropout.
dear my friends in the time we've spent forever after beyond this when will our nightmare ever end?
make new ffriends? i havent left the house in 3 years...
Go outside and expand your mind or something. Go to the park and say Hello to people.
>>27482071
what's your age? there's a point where you just can't get friends anymore
>>27482133
i second this advice. just go out to the park (preferable after sunset) and talk to random strangers.
try to find people under 18, they are generally more agreeable. maybe bring some sweets.
The boredom is taking me robots.
Lend me your interests, hobbies, things you do to pass the time and keep the suicidal thoughts at bay. Vidya is failing me, I've watched all the TV.
I need a distraction, an escape. I can't be left alone with naught but my thoughts.
>>27482049
I read classic sci-fi novels. It's easy to find torrents of them, in various collections.
>>27482049
You haven't seen all the TV.
You haven't played all the vidya.
You haven't listened to all the music.
You can do better.
Mostly I just work a lot and go to school. It's no fun but it gives me a distraction from the suicidal thoughts.
how the fuck do I buy bitcoin
I want drugs and I need bitcoin what site?
coinbase is legitimate
so is localbitcoins
try /r/darknetmarketnoobs for more
bit quick dot co
localbitcoins
coinbase if ur a fuckin faggit
invest in ethereum pham
I have had it
I am fed up with get disrespected in my own house. My parents give me shit for being a NEET when they are both unemployed also. I get called names by my own mother and father and get laughed at when I express what they are doing is wrong. My mother the stupid bitch hasn't been paying rent just to spite my dad, I tell her that what she is doing is retarded and she needs to pay the rent or we are going to kicked out on the street, but she doesn't listen.
I don't know why I was dealt a shitty hand in life, but I'm out. I'm going for good.
>>27481830
>I am fed up with this wurhl
>>27481830
Kill some judenschwein on your way out, op
>my own house
>mom pays rent
Ok
ahhhhhh cheated on and dumped :( love of my life gooooooooooooooooone wat do?
can't drink alcohol, class tomorrow, paper due next week
wat
do?
:/(
>>27481828
Well you could always kill yourself since Chad just views you as a pump and dump.
>>27481828
Drink anyway, you'll be fine :^)
>>27481828
You must be over the age of 18 to browse this website.
>It's the women prefer tall men meme
You understand most women would prefer a guy who is too short than too tall right? Most women don't want to have to pull a disc just trying to kiss their SO, or have to worry about the medical bills associated with them bumping their heads into things.
It's men themselves who perpetuate this myth anyway. Most women would prefer a guy around 5'6'' over some 6ft+ homonculus.
We're better at cuddling and 69ing too.
>It's the women who post on r9k, that failed living life on god mode
>Yet think their opinion matters or is somewhat relevant
>>27481777
>reverse psychology manlet thread to make it look like manlets are trying to justify themselves but OP is really just baiting
oh my god
women would prefer a manlet to a 7' freak of nature
absolutely unbelievable
i'm in shock
>Please stop being evil, anon. For me?
I don't know if I can.
>>27481759
I haven't finished HDN2 should I do it OP?
>>27481759
No. Why would I do anything for you?