Which one would you fuck and how would you fuck them?
>>27483682
None what the fuck
I would fuck the thick one who isn't looking at the camera and I would do it very vanilla style but before I ejaculate I pull out and cum on her feet. I will lick it all off while licking and kissing her feet.
>>27483682
Middle-right. Anal creampie
Being from the U S of A im completely tired of the girls here, and been really wanting a foreign gf specifically German.
Has anyone ever had a girlfriend outside of the states? How did it go? Are they a lot better then the girls here in the United stateas
>inb4 all girls are the same.
> German girlfriend
there are prerequisites that need to be met, like
1. are you Arab or Central/Southern African
I imagine there will be a large influx of them in the coming years.
Because, y'know.
>>27483868
No anon sadly I'm Hispanic. I just want to indulge in said Gf's heritage and show her mine, and it'll also give me a reason to travel
who /vigilante/ here
>>27483379
What's with the long fingernails? It's disgusting.
Cut your fingernails for fucks sake. That shit is disgusting.
>>27483404
i don't care about my fingernails
i just want to kick criminals with the boot needle
>tfw my ex-wife's son is raping my transgender daughter in the next room
>>27483369
you need doctor phil, stat!
>>27483369
Pics pls sounds hot
>>27483369
>tfw raped my dad on a boat
>Asks if I'm lonely
>Tell them "No"
>picked a booger in an empty refrigeration aisle at the grocery store
>can't get it off my finger so I wipe it off behind one of the handles to a freezer door
>>27483317
I have no shame in eating my own boogers, its harmless and an efficient way of disposing of it
>>27483304
>cashier asks me how I'm donig
>I say good
>Talk with girls about things that you're interested in and knowledgeable of
>for me that's folding knives
>live in a cuntry with britbong type of mentality towards knoives
The game was rigged from the start!
I don't think I'd ever mention knife collecting as my sole or biggest hobby to a woman. Ever.
As long as you don't come off as a serial killer, Anon lel.
> Talking to grills about knives
What the fuck are you doing nigger?
>you will never have your skull crushed and brain matter ejected by her muscular thighs
Why even live?
>>27483157
I'm definitely stronger than her, so I'll do it if you want. But keep in mind that I have a penis.
>>27483180
Your arms are stronger but your legs and head aren't
>>27483157
i didn't see the watermelon at first and was very disturbed
to day food helb hebler came
food:
5 pottattoes
2 tomatoses
1 onanion
mikl
ketscup
and broiler
it wwas guod
i watn manny new fre dns on 4-chen to day
suonds goddd.my fod helpper hanst coem yet
fukcing whhoore did no bring coca cola
>4AM
>still awake
>>27482964
kil ursel
>implying
normie
eastern time zone cuck
it's only 1 in the only place it matters
>oneitis sends me a message for the first time in fucking forever
>"hey anon, I bought a KFC family meal and my friend isn't hungry, want to come have dinner?"
>holy shit, my luck is finally turning around
>fix myself up
>drive 30 mins to here place
>get there
>"food's on the table"
>grab some
>sit down
>try to strike conversation
>she's giving the most apathetic and stilted replies: "yes, uh huh, hmm ok, haha, yeah, dunno"
>on her phone the whole time
>sitting like an unwelcome idiot eating my food
>"you can just take it back home if you want"
>"oh no it's alright haha"
>"anon, you really can take it home, it's fine, I probably won't eat it anyway"
>grab the whole box and leave
>few hours later
>she asks me to pay for the meal
>mfw
>>27482951
she was like
"ugh anon just lost it completely."
>>27482951
If you pay for it, you deserve to get raped by satan and executed by ISIS.
Don't fucking do the ultimate beta move.
Just ask her to kindly fuck off.
>>27482951
>she asks me to pay for the meal
wat
you really should think about trading your oneitis in for a better model
Give me a reason not to live
>>27482891
You really have to shit post into killing yourself?
Obviously if you made this thread you're not gonna do it; you're looking for help.
What's troubling you, anon?
>>27482891
you look like a 14 year old or a transman who looks 14
>>27482891
congrats on owning a face that everyone, even friends, would love to punch.
What are some easy hobbies to start with. Not vidya, reading, Internetz, sitting hobbies, not any of that shit, not even lifting. Something like genealogy, botany, brewing, carpentry, metalworking. How do start out and get into those hobbies?
Just say fuck it and get into cardboard crack.
>>27482727
Wuz that f.am.
>>27482684
Guns.
Go get a gun, some ammo, forget everything you learned in movies and videogames, have fun shooting. Webm shenanigans mildly related.
At what age did you become self aware?
When did you notice that you weren't like the other kids, that you were different. And that you were doomed.
>realize you're different
>lol speshul snowflake
>realize you're the same
>lol u wish weirdo
can't win
I don't care anymore
>reddit & memey
lmao.
You're different just like the rest of leddit.
15 or 16.
its been downhill ever since.
diagnosed adhd. probably have bipolar and hypothyroidism
So what was it you wanted to talk about, anon?
I fucking hate threads like this. Stop it.
>>27482187
What's wrong, anon? I thought you wanted this :(
hey pretty eyes. nothing I really want to talk about.
do you have siblings? older/younger? do you like them? what are they like?
I have a sociopathic older sister that didn't care about me growing up unless she was power playing a situation that I was getting pushed around in.
I have another older sister that wanted nothing to do with me.
An older brother that molested me and bullied me.
Another sister that was my friend but I didn't know how to be a good brother to her most of the time.
All younger and I'm not really close to any of them except the very youngest few. It's like we're all strangers living in the same house.
>>27482059
>It's like we're all strangers living in the same house.
I know that feel