Why haven't you taken the MGTOW pill?
No more >tfw no gf, no more anxiety around women, no more worrying about living up to expectations that were never even your own to begin with
It's the path of enlightenment for fellow robots
>It's the path of enlightenment
*tip*
Because I'm not a fucking loser trying to rationalize my failure as a man.
>>27478868
because I'm not a closeted faggot mysoginist
ITT music you're listening to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a1NhRbNJ_Y
Your hoe gon' get slayed - don't know artist name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuoW8MTbZY
Feel like I've been tied to the whipping post right about now, boys.
this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oday_Fc-Gc
thinkin about moot
>one shot at life
>missed out on /ss/
its not fucking fair
>tfw /ss/ is one that that you will never be able to experience once you're past 12 or so
No matter what.
Even if you were to somehow gain the body of a child, you'll still have the mind of an adult, so it just isn't the same.
>>27478453
>used to browse loli and shota forum when I was 13
>there were plenty of girls there into shota
>I literally had my pick of the pussy there, as a valuable commodity
>I didn't take that chance when I had it
>now I'm a permavirgin
FUCK YOU 13 YEAR OLD ME. YOU WERE ALWAYS GOING TO BE A LOSER, SO WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE THAT CHANCE.
>>27478453
>be 12
>have 17 to cousin
>always got touchy and put her boobs in my face "accidentally" all the time
>one day decide to go for it and grab her boobs when we were just messing around
>gets mad at me and rarely talked to me afterwards
I guess I completely misread the situation
who /potatoes/ here?
potatoes are so good. I microwave them and just add a little salt and they are scrumptious.
>Literally microwaving potatoes right now
keb
who the heck microwaves potatoes
>>27487485
you posted this on /ck/ didn't you?
>meet Turkish girl online
>friendly, kind, sweet, intelligent
>untouched by western debauchery, Turkey only imports the best aspects of western culture
>sexy and alluring without acting like an embarassing slut
>reads classic and European literature
>aware of and cares about geopolitics because they actually affect her life
>holds intelligent conversations that...
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How much do you pay her?
>>27487457
I pay her in mutually enjoyable time and attention
>>27487424
>she's hinted that she wants to move to America to be with me
breh she's just sing you to get that green card
How can a woman be a robot? All she has to do is post "btw im a girl" and she'll get a ton of attention. I don't get it.
>>27487307
All you guys have to do is go to a gay bar and you'll get the exact same level of attention.
>>27487323
This is literally false. I've been to a gay bar and spent the entire night alone.
>>27487336
you're an exception. the point stands.
>the mere idea of white women willingly fucking black men is so bizarre that it's considered a fetish
get those dog whistles out lads
>>27487230
No it's not. Are you retarded?
What fetish would it be?
>Inb4 bestiality
>>27487255
interracial fetish.
>Crossdress
>Send pictures to some people because I'm not confident in myself
>Near universal positive feedback
>Feel as though said people aren't being honest or have low standards
>Want to give up and die every time I see a trap on /r9k/ because I feel they're bettter looking than me
I just want to be a girl so badly but I just can't come out to my parents. I feel like if I do, my life will be over
>>27487135
If it makes you feel better, all traps are ugly. They have cocks and Adam's apple and usually weird faces and the ones with fake tits are the worst
>>27487173
They also smell bad
>Go on /soc/
>See some guy posting
>Claims to be 6ft1, worked out for a few years
>gets 60k a year
>rides a motorcycle
>girls throwing themselves at him
>18 year old's adding his Kik/Skype without him asking them a question or anything
>Litrelly bitches tripping over him
How the fuck is an average male supposed to compete?
Link the thread
>>27487118
no
but i will say the fucking retard didn't even post a picture of himself.
I'm done fuck this world.
>>27487102
>going on /soc/
How do you robots make money besides the obvious NEETBux route? I'm curious. I do lots of surveys and online "make a little money here and there" type things.
Get a minimum wage retail job
>>27486867
My surveys make me more money than minimum wage, desu, but I can see how that'd be more reliable, or maybe more fulfilling.
>>27486826
How do you do it?
Is there like a website to do surveys for money?
I daydream. Sometimes i have trouble discerning reality and dreamland. Sometimes i have to tell myself that it isn't real and has never/will happened.
Anyone else?
Borderline schizophrenic here I can relate. We need to get back to reality!
I can daydream for hours just staring at my computer screen. My longest record is 5 hours which was interrupted by a family member.
>>27486666
I know that feel. Sometimes I forget which conversations I actually had and which were just my imagination.
Also, the 2 best robot movies, American Psycho and Taxi Driver, are basically about this phenomenon. Both Patrick and Travis get stuck in their heads, they can't differentiate between reality and fantasy anymore.
Since this is /normie9k/, I'll ask the local alphas:
If I ask a girl to go out with me and she politely declines, saying that she's all busy 'n shit, how am I supposed to react? Should I still somehow instist, perhaps on a later day, or go full "aww sorry for bothering you ^^" or whatever?
Life is hard.
the most original post.
>>27486620
I'm not a "Chad" by any means but I escaped robotism a long time ago. I'd just be really specific, when asking her out. That is, "let's do or go to to x this friday evening". If she's interested in me but really actually busy, she'll decline but actually propose a different date herself.
You're an alpha, anon.
>have beautiful, sexy gf
>love her
>get along great, like were meant for each other
>but shes fucking terrible in bed
I just don't feel that aroused/excited when were getting dirty. She's by far the worst I've had so far. Shes also quite young so maybe she'll learn?
What do?
post pictures of her asshole first then we'll give advice. with timestamp. you know the rules.
Communicate with her about your needs, support her if she feels embarrassed or inexperienced, and teach her.
>>27486551
>What do?
get out of my board
someone told me i look like a male cara delevingne today
>>27486482
No but you look as disgusting. Get lost, turd.
>>27486498
FUCK
guess i'll kill myself
you look like one of the sewer people from futurama
This fucking trip fagging roastie won't leave us alone robots. She is a parasite. She does NOT love you. She pretends to be depressed so that she seems more attainable and relatable to the average robot. Eliza has literally claimed she loves attention and has shilled her wish list on YouTube (which was a bunch of stuff given to her the very next day by a bunch of betas on Amazon) You will NEVER, no matter what you do, EVER have a chance with this roastie slut. She has received more praise and love by simply posting her face on here than you will in your entire lifetime. She realises she can get a good guy, and will NEVER settle for an average looking to ugly, socially autistic robot. SHE IS MANIPULATING YOU. SHE IS USING YOU FOR HER BENEFITS. YOU ARE GAINING NOTHING BY ORBITING HER EXCEPT FALSE HOPES, WASTED TIME AND ENERGY, AND A STRENGTHENED BETA CHARACTER. It's time to put this bullshit to an end. Let's all boycott this bitch. If anybody has any information/wants to dox her, post it here. Let's get her off r9k and make her regret messing with us. Normies and roasties have used robots for entertainment, manipulation and personal gain since long. ELIZA IS NO DIFFERENT. Just think about it, she's the one getting attention, love and praise. NOT YOU. No, you're the sad fuck behind the computer screen crying alone to sleep, while she hugs a qt bf or goes to sleep talking to a couple of orbiters on Skype. >inb4 "but she's just 15 :(" She's cunning enough to pull this shit off. Her ideas to dupe you retards aren't genius anyway. you're just too easy. >inb4 "but-but I love her even if she don't love me <3" If you think this you should just fucking kill yourself already because you're a permanent beta cuck and nothing will ever change that.
Calm it dude. Its just someone who uses the internet.
>>27486470
We must make her pull a hero i got 5 of her nudes now all we need is her social media pages
>>27486534
>it's just the Internet dude xD
NO! FUCK OFF. I FUCKING HATE NORMIES AND I USE R9K TO SPEND TIME WITH PEOPLE SIMILAR TO ME, AWAY FROM NORMIES AND ROASTIES.
BUT THE FUCKING NORMIES AND ROASTIES WONT LEAVE US ALONE.
ELIZA IS ONE OF THEM. THERES THE ENTIRE FUCKING INTERNET FOR HER TO ATTENTION WHORE AT, BUT SHE HAD TO COME TO R9K.
AND YOU FAGGOT BETAS ACCEPTED HER AND LOVED HER. SHE FUCKING USED YOU. WAKE UP, ITS TIME TO R@ID HER AND SHOW THESE ROASTIES WHOS...
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