How do you anons hide and secure your porn collections?
I have lots of ss incest and western porn comics.
>inb4 why u save porn
I save porn because my internet goes down occasionally and I regret not saving any.
>>27491241
>external hdd that I can just hide away if I ever have to
Plus I usually call my porn folder something like Photoshop
>Make folder
>make folder in that folder
>make another folder in that folder
Works gud for me, I guess.
Does anyone encrypt it?
Keep up the good work contributing to my NEETbux, wagecuck.
I'm pretty excited about getting paid my NEETbux on Friday, I am almost out of soda and snacks.
>>27491218
>implying I give my money to the government
>tfw forced into wagecuckoldry
Life's not worth living when you're a slave. Only those who never knew true freedom can keep on living like this. Just end it, senpai.
>be me in 8th grade
>math class
>ugly teacher but im still in the midst of puberty
>teacher is wearing a white shirt and no bra
>her nipples are as hard as diamonds
>get massive four inch woodie
>reach under desk and take out dick
>start to jerk off as quite as possible
>for some reason look at...
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Look, I was autistic, and I had urges to masturbate at school. But honestly I've never understood how you could be so retarded to pull out your dick in a room of 30 of your peers where they will make fun of you for anything, especially puberty related stuff.
>>27491166
What the fuck would possess you to do something like that. Nobody can be this autistic unless you're a genuine retard.
I've masturbated in class before but I at least had the decency to wear a baggy hoodie, put my arms in my sleeves (acting like it was cold), and rub my dick through my pants.
>>27491344
What the fuck would possess you to do something like that. Nobody can be this autistic unless you're a genuine retard.
I've never masturbated in class. The only person to ever do that at my school WAS a Grade-A retard. At least have the decency to go to the fucking bathroom.
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOl1Wizc
discord
Tons of free gf's in there!!!!!!!~~!!
>discord
>robots
REEEEEEE
Fucking NORMIES!!!!! GET Out!!!!!!!!!!
>>27491200
>>27491199
Original checking for the dubsbot.
Do any of you know the feel of being inside a girl? The cozy and warm feeling given by a wet pussy around your cock? The strong smell of sex which fills the room after a good fuck?
I felt it once but the time is passing by, and I don't know if I will ever know that heavenly feeling again. It feels even worse than being a virgin, because I know what I'm missing out.
>>27491116
I know that feel anon. We'll get out of this, we've got to believe
>>27491116
>be me
>cute girl talks to me
>plams are sweaty
>mom's spaghetti falling out of my pockets
>I try to say "hello" but I only say "Asbestos"
>she walks away disgusted
>I cry and go back home to listen to Slipknot
>mfw
I'M A ROBOT AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HAD SEX. I'M TRIGGERED
REEEEEEEE
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>[FIRES NERF INTO AIR]
I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
GIVE ME A GF NOW
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Before we do, what do you want? Big tits, small tits, big ass, small ass, pretty face, chubby, skinny?
>>27491153
I DID NOT EXPECT TO GET THIS FAR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's okay anon, you'll find someone as long as you try.I recently found a girl that is basically me with tits
What are some entry-level jobs for robots? ie no customer service + isolation
It pisses me off that Anzu is the poster NEETgirl but she's not a fucking NEET herself and makes big bucks by shaking her loli ass at horny old men without being considered a whore.
Anyway, OP, you already know the answer: Retail and restaurant work. If you're lucky, you might land a custodial or security job. Everything else requires some form of experience or real education/skills.
>>27490944
You can make a living amount off of higher paying transcription jobs on MTurk, provided you will put in the hours (you probably won't, because it's boring as fuck)
>entry level
I have some bad news for you op
>girl moves in next door
>Chad always visiting her
>outside smoking a cigarette drunk 2 nights ago
>he's checking the mail
>come up with brilliant idea on the spot to say she's sleeping around
>"listen bro, I know I don't know you but is that your gf?"
>he says yes
>"you know I'm not judging...
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>>27490915
Damn, this story is so good it must be original.
>>27490915
>girl moves in next door
>Chad always visiting her
>outside smoking a cigarette drunk 2 nights ago
>he's checking the mail
>come up with brilliant idea on the spot to say she's sleeping around
>think about what would have happened if I had said something to him for two days
>type up my...
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>>27490915
>6 months later chad comes over and kills op
>tfw no gf
Fucking hell I want a gf so fucking badly. I don't even care about the sex, but being an unloved lonely sack of shit is taking its toll on me. I am suffering all day long because of this, especially now that I have a shitty job and I'm constantly surrounded by normies my age with gf or wife + kids. I am so fucking lonely I just can't stand it anymore. I'm approaching wizardom but the feels aren't going away, if anything they're getting heavier and heavier.
How about you /r9k/, how's the...
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Just get your mind on something else like your job or hobby
It's treating me like it has always been treating me.
Immense pain which turns into complete agony when I think about it.
Like I'm burning and things like vidya and anime can make me forget the pain for a while but as soon as I'm completely alone, I remember the fact that my skin is burning.
A gf could extinguish the fire but I've been burning for too long anyway, I don't even know how it feels not to be burning.
Well, I'm kinda young, but yeah no gf. I think that pussy is a meme because it's just a fucking hole and women use it to rule us. So fuck sex and fuck gf, I want to be free even if I fap myself always
>just got bit by a Brown Recluse
>can't get treatment because no insurance
>tfw in agonizing pain
>>27490757
You know you can die from their bites, OP. Hospitals won't dent you lifesaving medical attention because of insurance
>>27490780
maybe but after he gets out he'll have a 10,000 dollar bill
>>27490757
Sucks to be americuck
ITT post robots who made it
original
>>27490568
I could have SWORN I saw him in Grand Central just the other day.
>>27490568
Is that even a question?...oregano
>>27490878
ahh i remember him, he is chad
quickest way to insert benis into bagina
go
>talk to girl
>get some way to keep in touch with her
>call her/message her/whatever
>ask for a date
>go on a date
>fuck
Not rocket science, my man
>>27490529
>pull out gun
>"take it off bitch"
You're welcome :^)
>>27490529
Tinder. You should reliably hook up with someone by the end of the week. Alternatively, if you've got game, you can hook up with someone at a club, but that's a lot harder to do.
while you were wacking the weasel she was sucking on a big juicy cock moaning and calling him daddy
that girl you are kissing and calling her "your love"? She got fucked anally in the park and liked it
that sweet girl you look at and dream her every single day? She was naked next to two guys while holding their dicks and choking on cum
remember that next time you kiss her
kissing a girl
wrong board homie
>>27490431
this board is infiltrated by normies nowadays you fucking imbecil
do you even know where you are
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0alJAeWaJGm
I was bored.
>dreamt I was a pretty, innocent girl
>break down crying because my uncle molested me
>later in dream, wandering around
>find uncle
>he grabs me and throws me in a cage where I am bent over nude
>sticks his dick in me
>fucks me hard while telling me awful things
>"cum like you do to the memories of me fucking you little...
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either this is an original or you have some serious repressed memories stemming from childhood abuse but either way top kek
>>27490465
I'm not making it up, I'm still lying in bed processing it.
Do you really think it could be repressed memories?
Bumping to get more input, what the fuck is this supposed to mean?
Why is it so hard to find fetish porn of nigger women fucked by white men in various degrading ways?
Why do anons not like black girls?
>>27490563
because they smell really weird
>>27490563
Because they've been fucked silly by everysingle Tyrone and Jamal in the hood. Also they smell bad