why dont you just find a gf in a game like WoW?
Because mutual masturbation with a thirty eight year old man with aspergers who's pretending to be a girl isn't the same thing as having a mutually supportive relationship in meatspace.
Because I can't get women to be romantically/sexually interested in me even online.
>Tfw I am legitimately jealous of people with online relationships
>would grab that clit with both fingers and squeeeze that pussy juice out
Criminey, that's not how clits work.
>tfw it's the 3rd time IN THE SPAN OF ONE YEAR (THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY FIVE DAYS) one of your weed dealers has quit selling weed because "muh danger" "im scareeeed"
Why does this keep happening to me? Is this normal?
>>27492540
>tfw never smoked
feels neutral i guess
>>27492540
is there cartel in your area or do you live in a fucked up country like taiwan?
If your answer to either of these questions are "no" you might have many punk bitch drug dealers at college dorms.
>>27492540
>Smoking weed
>Ever
Fuck off normie cunt.
Why does /r9k/ call women roasties? I've lurked for five months and still can't figure out why.
Thanks
Ples respond guys
Not sure m80
>>27492533
lurk moar, faget
How does it feel knowing this kid could dominate you in a rap battle?
>>27492481
Looks like a faggot, doesn't bother me at all
>>27492481
I will dominate him in bed.
Makes me feel pretty inferior
>tfw no way with words because dumb
>white girls
what did this full-figured white woman think when she allowed for such a picture to be taken?
>>27492469
>white woman
Take a closer look anon
>>27492469
>white
Kek, she's a fucking beaner m8.
Probably something in Spanish
Basically every effort I make in life fails. I don't know if this is destiny or not. When I was a kid I was told by my parents that if I put forth the effort in life I could be anything or develop any skill I wanted.
>try to get a gf by talking to tons of girls
>all of them reject me or are disgusted that I look at them
>try to start my own business twice
>one fails and the other wasn't profitable for years
>tried to learn to draw from age 14-19
>still cant even make a decent sketch
>try to learn guitar
>can't stretch my pinky finger enough
>people tell me that i'll eventually be able to naturally stretch it
> two years go by and it never does and I never gain any proficiency
>try to learn martial arts with muay thai and kung-fu (not kidding)
>reaction time is too poor to excel at it
>after a full three years my dojo master caves and eventually pulls me aside
>suggests I reconsider if I want to continue practicing
>try to get good at FPS, RTS, and GSG games
>never gain any proficiency enough to git gud
>try to lift and follow /fit/ sticky and bodybuilding.com advice
>all I gain is endurance and my muscles dont develop
>try to become a socialite for years since I was 13
>still ongoing and I am still not able to be witty, funny, or charismatic
>try to get a job sending out hundreds of resumes and following all the tips and tricks I can
>no one calls me back except a manual labor job
>still dont get the position after the interview
>try to get internships throughout college
>either never get answer back or get a response saying I am not good enough for it
This is just scratching the surface. I'm probably just going to hang myself in the next month or so since my effort in building a helium/argon exit bag would fail too. Feel free to ask me anything, but keep your "advice" to yourself. Chances are I tried it.
I'm pretty much the same especialy with businesses, literaly fuckin wasted years of my life, nothing ever works and I see people around me doing similar things doing well.
>>27492541
Maybe we just suck
>>27492551
Probably tbpqh. You gonna keep on trying?
>tfw mummy gets burger king for her special prince and you find an onion ring in your french fries
Excellent find, I found a potato wedge in my rings once.
>>27492362
just order onion rings dumbass
>>27492362
>go to burger king with mommy
>grab a Burger King Crown on my way out
>mommy rips it off my head, says they are for children
>start yelling at her, people watching us
>mommy throws the Burger King Crown on the floor and drags me out of the restaurant
Who here depersonalized or derealized? MAN this is terrifying and far worse than your run-of-the-mill depression.
>dissociated and brain fog
Is that the same thing?
I wish I was
It makes life feel like a dream
>>27492305
I would rather say those are co-symptoms along with the depersonalized/derealized state as a whole. I always get foggy memory during my DP/DR bouts.
What makes us sick, /r9k/?
>>27492270
Virginity. Normies exchange prana through intercourse, monks save it all.
But we spill it away and have no way of getting a refill or so to speak. So we die.
>>27492270
look at the picture you posted and ask yourself the same again.
>>27492369
I asked for the cause, not the effect.
who is more racist koreans, japs, or chinese?
This is gonna sound out of the ordinary but whites desu
>>27492242
chinese by far japanese the least
>>27492242
i responded to your shitty thread yesterday and you said literally nothing afterwards. Kill yourself retard sage
Hey /r9k/, do you miss the Internet when it felt like an adventure - before it was ruined by SJWs, normies, and degeneracy? Older youth speak of the 90s as the time to be alive, but I say naught.
Us youth born between 1995-2000, we grew up in an era of digital pioneering, an era in which the internet, video games, the newest books, and the playground down the street all lived in complete harmony, none at the expense of the other.
Us tail-end millennials will always remember Youtube in the days of Shoes, Charlie the Unicorn, Fred, AVGN, Nostalgia critic, Leeroy...
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>>27492229
>before it was ruined by degeneracy
The internet has always been used for porn.
>>27492229
you'd be surprised if you tried to have new experiences in the future you'd wish you were as young as you are now
>an ode to 'us 90's kids'
I certainly hope this post is a satire.
Sup robots, I have a greenetext for you. It happened today so listen up.
>be me
>be 18 (not underage so fuck off mods)
>be in English
Inb4 highschoolfag REEEEEE
>sit at table with three Stacy's
>fuckmylife.jaypeg
>don't talk because I'm an absolute loser
>Stacy's talk about Stacy shit and ignore me (except when they want answers to tests)
>I'm used to it
>out of now where
>"hey anon, do you think we're dumb? You always know the answers to everything for as long as I've known you but you don't talk?
>panicmode.jif
>ummm well
>"it's okay if you think so"
>every fiber in my body compelled me to say yes and that you think that they are a plague on society
>say that everyone is smart in their own regard
>turns and says okay anon
>pleaseIjustwanttogetclassoverwith.Pandg
Did I do good?
How would you have handled this situation?
Not a robot, Cyborg.
Pic unrelated
You did good, I'm just trying to figure out why they'd even ask you that.
>>27492209
you did good. The best response is to not hurt their feelings.
You fit in and don't look weird.
Obviously you're lying about not being under age, you little faggot.
Just made this OC. This is the truth and its impossible to refute.
>>27492184
>tfw you did one thing on kill yourself tier
>>27492246
You know what to do friend.
>>27492246
>tfw you did something on the serious problems tier and kill yourself tier
no regrets
How do you alleviate boredom, robots? Sometimes I raid car dealerships of their balloons to get crunk on tartlet voices.
I like to get really fucked up drunk and stoned then wander about abandoned buildings armed to the teeth.
Mostly I'm looking for plunder and new friends.
It's worked a few times, 's how I met my dealer, and I've scavved tons of copper wire, abandoned books and weird junk.
i play videogamesthats all there is to it really
>>27492213
Wandering through abandoned buildings actually seems kind of interesting.
>He hasn't made a tulpa yet?
What the fuck are you waiting for?
My tulpa comes and goes, and it rapes me from time to time. I've tried erasing it, but it is still there
>tfw can't tell if tulpa or really an alien from another dimension
>>27492125
iktf but it isn't really rape because I enjoy it
odd feelings
>>27492125
>>27492202
>mental illness
Tulpas don't real
If there's actually something going on it's a demon