This fuckin game destroyed me. I don't even have any mentality. Dawid Wolski is motherfucker because he is having fun of me because I do not progress thats fucking sad I will play some life is strange or fap to chinese cartoons. Never touch osu!
is fun but too stressful game
I mostly used to play osu mania with 4k mod for fun.
Its a fuckin worse waste of years of practice in my fuckin life. Its actually sad that after 3 FUCKIN YEARS OF UNNORMAL PRACTICE I DIDN'T ACHIEVE ANYTHING I HATE MY LIFE ITS A FUCKIN JOKE...
why would anybody even want a girlfriend
Pictures like that trigger me
>Hey baby I came by so we could take a car ride together are you surprised?
>ummmm sorry i'm kind of busy texting chad
>>27495298
To be fair, girls are literally too stupid to realize, in the fullest introspective sense, what they want. They say things like shit in the OP and they can actually convince themselves of its wise and truthful nature, without even realizing that they are slaves to their biological impulses to fuck and breed and fuck and eat and sleep and fuck.
that picture is a lie
that is most definetly not all it takes
How did the gays get lucky and get their inherent resistance to the bullshit of women, anons?
They just got lucky.As in they were born this way.
lots of gay men act a lot like women.............
>>27495184
They got it by getting women's bitchiness. Even the masc gays are bitchy.
Does /r9k/ enjoy short, slightly depressing comics?
I like these comics
boasting numero 2
bosting numero 3
>tfw when you lower your standards
>>27494984
>tfw I lowered my standards to the floor
>tfw it didn't work
>>27495032
You still have to actually try to talk to girls senpai
>>27494984
>tfw you increase your standards
>he fell for the parents meme
>he fell for the "meme" meme
I laffat you.
>>27494854
I think about this a lot
Is it because I really care, or only because it's what I think I'm supposed to do?
Seems like a little bit of both
>>27494887
You laffwith me
ITT: questions to which the answer is always no
is Donald Trump a sane person?
>>27494655
If I lift and get /fit
will girls notice me?
Should I bother?
Chad General
>mfw
>2 weeks ago
>At a fancy as fuck party concerned with student life
>Wearing a tux being fly as hell
>Talk to girl I've met once before for a bit
>Kinda petite, sjw tendencies without being unbearable
>At the end of the night she comes up to me with a ticket that says "free kiss"
>We make...
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>>27494591
Why are chubby girls so easy to pick up? Even the slightest chubby are easy.
>last weekend
>at a pub with friends
>see a qt slightly chubby girl
>decide to talk to her
>20 minutes later we are already making out
>>27494591
I will still have a shit face and 5'10 height if i lose the weight, otherwise I would
>>27494661
Cubbies are generally easy mode. Was at a party representing our theatre group at someone elses premiere party, and talked for two minutes to a girl who did the same work for the theatre as me. As soon as she "learned we we're colleagues" she added me on Facebook (on the spot) and absolutely was super into everything I was saying. Glad I got out of that one when she had to run to the bathroom and I started talking to someone else
Do you tip, /r9k/? I never tip, ever. Fuck waiters, get a real job and real wage>work as waiter>except customers to pay more than list price
What's next? Tip doctors? Veterans?
I always tip 2bh
I feel like waiters on the whole are such an archaic concept
Feel bad for people who have to go around bringing people food because that's just the way things are
Restaurants should just use dumbweighters for that, or futuristic food chutes, I dunno. Just seems like a huge waste of time and energy to have people running around doing something that means essentially nothing all day.
Yeah, I pity waiters for having to do something so shitty and stupid all day.
>>27494622
*dumbwaiter
I mean
See, it even is waiter in the name
Its obvious potential applications are embedded in its etymology
>>27494579
Im a bartender and make 4k a month AFTER taxes, half of that cash money while I flirt with hot ladies and talk to people and bring them food.
STay mad tho....
Gentlemanfags:
>DURRRRR THE CONSTANT SHITPOSTING AND ZERO ORIGINALITY HERE NOW IS TOTALLY BETTER THAN WHEN THOSE VURGENS WERE THE MAJORITY XDDDDD
You should kill yourselves. Your version didn't last that long and you were basically a second /b/. I was there. It wasn't interesting so people made it interesting. When virgins were here we had OC, drawfags, all sorts of creative personalities, a cohesive community, a board culture, we created our own dating website, our own skype and tinychat groups, tons of amazing greentext...
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*paranoid gunfag vents impotence on internet*
>>27494545
Calm your tits down :^)
>>27494545
...wat?
Gentlemen were here first m8
And we produced the best OC since the glory days of /b/
Virginfags contributed nothing but whining
Name 1 decent bit of OC you cucks ever produced
Why are all women so wealthy??
>>27494493
Because when you are never held responsible for your actions and literally cannot fail at life, you can afford to take any risk.
they can earn infinite money by simply turning on a webcam
>>27494493
Because you haven't looked around enough.
>muh single mother dependent
If this is the IRL lookalike of Feelsguy, then who is the IRL lookalike of Pepe?
>>27494424
I thinking it was a shoop
Steve Buschemi
>>27494424
Feelsguy? Who's Feelsguy?
You mean Wojack?
the normie club next to my apartment finally finished making noise
I can finally go nighty night
Why even move in next to a club?
>>27494405
because it's cheap and close to uni
silence them forever
Ask a robot that was a Chad in highschool anything.
>inb4 Once a Chad always a Chad
then why am I now overweight, friendless, poor and addicted to promethazine
>>27494319
My biggest fantasy is being muscular. I'm an anorexic skelly.
Were you muscular? What was it LIIIKE
KEK THATS WHAT YOU DESERVE MOTHERFUCKER.
>>27494394
I wasn't a beefy bodybuilder freak but I had a six pack and decent biceps. It was pretty cool because I was really good at sports and when I took my shirt off a lot of girls would compliment me
What do the great philosophers have to say about black cock?
They wrote about almost everything, so I imagine black cock was covered at some point
>>27494282
that penis is too big and gross.
if he took me to his place and i was down.
i would call it off and never call him.
>>27494321
Punishment for having a big penis
>>27494406
i don't wanna have sex with this thing.
All my dildos are almost half the size of this thing.
sage