>Be thinking about Zeta
>I dream about Zeta
>I have sex with Zeta in my dreams
>I realize im in love with Zeta
Robots, what can I do?
Yu can suk mai dic... no homo hahahahaha
>>27504142
Un top 7?
vamos hispa
What do you do if you think you're ugly
>>27504001
Think you're beautiful instead
Be totally within and of yourself
>>27504028
if only it were that easy anon
>women who settle down with much older guys
anyone else despise women who do this? i despise them because women like that always mess around with younger guys than their old male provider and fuck their shit up too.
When you're older you'll probably think highly of these whores.
>>27503983
i see the irony in it.
it's not right. the chick and the old guy can do their thing but the chick needs a young man too.
and that young dude doesn't know any better than she's settled down with a guy maybe 15 years older than her, and goes after the girl like she's his one and only and she LETS HIM.
absolutely despicable.
t. bitter and formerly younger guy
>be le handsome robot
>obtain gf
>normal enough at first, after awhile make the mistake of moving in with her to save rent money
>she is into lolita fashion, goes on cgl
>uh oh
>we almost break up, threatens to kill herself, proceeds to threaten to kill me in my sleep and then down some pills
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>>27503922
nobody caresoriginal commento
>>27503944
I care OP fuck this guy
>>27503944
>>27503955
>posters: 3
>posts: 2
why dont more boys film themselves masturbating? ;__; theres tons of good girl solo porn but not a lot of male solo porn. or at least I dont know where to find it I can only get off to hear and seeing a man rub his dick aaaaaaa
what the fuck is wrong with you that you can't find any of the 230948234 videos of dudes jerking off holy shit
sick b8 m8 i r8 8/8
I only do that for my girlfriend.
Who here /this close/ to doing it?
Sometimes I wonder if my mom needs me to kill myself in order to wake up from her pretentious mundane existence
What a fucking lame thing to say
>>27503844
You're fucking lame, you lame lemon
>>27503844
Also I find it funny that you're so averse to suffering when it reveals the truth of the world and, therefore, alleviates suffering in the future, instead of repeating the monotonous cycle of retardation
Like, idk. I'm just hoping she'll realize that life is as sad as I see it. Fuck you. I hate you and other people who think I'm a bad person just because I have feelings. Look at yourself instead of other people, faggot. Our lives are far different from yours.
Well memed.
Look at this meme shit. Is this what you want for this board?
>>27503738
pepe was cool
seeing that little guy a few times a day
somehow he just stuck with us
then the power was released and people couldn't get enough
pepe has been abused and his presence is destroying everything
i would rather have the entire board be pepe with pepe background and pepe file names and pepe tripfags and pepe anonymous than the exhausting amount of cuck and racebait AND stupid fag tranny bullshit threads
SO YES
it's not much better now. Pepe has been replaced with fembot and cuck threads.
Hows their hot food /r9k/. thinking about getting some late night snakkies
I like their pizza and chili dogs. Haven't had anything else
I used to work at a Corner Store. Not the same company, obviously, but I assume similar and how they function behind the scenes. Hot dogs were supposed to be changed out every 2 hours, but late at night sometimes they werent, and so you might run the risk of getting something less than fresh. But nothing is absurdly old or anything. As far as low quality cheap food goes, I like it. Hot dogs really are your best bet. Everything else is better at whatever fast food place sells it. But beefy frankfurters seem to be a specialty of c stores. Also, slurpees are great.
>>27503602
never tried but look at this
>trying to watch my degenerate animated porn
>POV while being ridden by an elf
>yea, mythical shit is tight
>this pretty gud
>cum
>her fucking gut extends out and fills up
>already came but I felt really disgusted with myself
>sadly clean up
Post similar frustrations about our vent source for all lewd thoughts
>reading some hot lit porn
>guy talking to girl in prison, mirin' her body
>dis could be good
>more lawyer and court stuff
>wtf
>male protagonist starts having creepy intentions
>he's gonna seduce/rape this girl
>she's just turned 18, abusive home life
I left, found something else to read.
>trying to fap to some rule 34 for old time's sake
>every artist has the skill of a 7-year-old
>every other picture is some weird fetish
I've been spoiled by 3d
>>27503724
Why can't all r34 artists be as good as ShabbyBlue, or even Shadman?
>tfw we, ladies and gentlemen, are floating in space
Can you feel the loneliness yet?
>All I want in life's a little bit of love to take the pain away
>Getting strong today
>A giant step each day
kkkk
>>27503590
>yet
Beat you there. Been waiting on you to catch up. You still haven't.
>We might be floating in space but it's literally just us out there. There is no one else. We're the first and last.
>If you look smaller you realize there is always space between molecules, that simply can't be crossed, and we'll never actually meet.
I WILL LOVE YOU TILL I DIE
AND I WILL LOVE YOU ALL THE TIME
if i record myself jacking off, and then jack off to myself jacking off, does this make me gay?
>>27503587
Post it, fagg
It makes you a narcissistic weirdo.
>>27503587
Same complex as a you from a future coming back in time to give you a blowjob. Technically not gay, just don't talk about it.
How does my girlfriend go about getting into camming for money? she has the body and the personality for it.(pic is not gf, its a different girl i know)
come on, i offer up some OC booty and i cant get pointed in a decent direction?
>>27503592
i can post some more OC from girls in my town if you guys offer up some insight
chaturbate is a popular website
>Mummy brings home a new daddy
>"Anon, meet your new daddy. His name is Tom. :)"
>"Pleased to meet you, Anon!"
>"Fucking normie mom, brings home a new daddy every week.
>Ignore him and get back to watching my favorite movie (Scoobie Doo Wrestlemania Mystery)
>Decide to bring out my wrasslin toys to re-enact the movie.
>Feeling a bit...
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>>27503334
Fucking poetry, 10/10 anon
Me and the guy my mom remarried have gotten into it three times now one time it got physical. It caused me to move out and I have cut all contact with her. The last argument was because I didn't come out of my room enough and didn't try hard enough to be his friend. Fucking prick
sums up wrasslin fags nicely
>horny as fuck
>want to lose virginity to asian
>tfw only legit asian escort in town is a fucking man
Should I suck it up and just pay to fuck him or do I find a proper escort?
>>27503305
Not many asians in Minneapolis? And no, you do not fuck that.
You posted this before and that's not a trap or trans. I know what traps look like.
>>27503321
the yellow fever is fucking driving me crazy
>just finished fapping to some aliexpress reviews
What did you use to fap today?
>>27503246
started with homemade porn on imagefap and finished to some shota hentai.
I masturbated to a picture of one of my favorite anime girls who I swore I'd never masturbate to, while thinking about how great it is to lose things I love.
>>27503246
chicks on mfc 2bh