I recently had a discussion with a colleague of mine and realized I had a problem similar to his.
I accidentally drank some water. Am I going to drown? I don't think it was very much, just a few mouth fulls of Poland Springs probably, and it was diluted with, like, 8oz of bleach and I only took a sip. But now my tongue is wet like hell.
But this stuff is put in pools and all human beings drink from there all the time, so I won't dehydrate, right?
Nazi anime unrelated.
>>27504352
Are you still alive? original comment
>>27504352
>his
God can you please cut out the gender-divisive pronouns? Gender-neutral pronouns really aren't that hard to wrap your small mind around.
>>27504763
B-but anon-kun... My pee pee says otherwise. My mama said my pee pee made me special and unique.
Even if you're lonely, dating a girl who got fucked by some ghetto black guy similar to pic related is a waste of time right?
If you're looking for a wet hole then just wear a condom ffs. Its not like you're going to wife it.
i'd rather be dead than a cuck m8
It's acceptable if you're pent up and need a steady supply of relief, other than that, yes, coalburners are invariably mentally ill and will gravitate back to black guys eventually anyway.
R9k Discord
Come check it out bots, has been pretty comfy as of late
https://discord.gg/0skizhuqfOl0nQPP
Oh look, another circlejerk thread.
MODS!!!!!!!!!
kek already there
>>27499462
Didn't you post in the last thread, too, Sloth~sama?
Can we have a suicide thread? Anyone who is. Feeling g suicidal get the fuck in here.
Tell me why you're suicidal, your past suicide attempts, any suicide dates you have planned,how you would do it that you believe would be successful.
All things suicide welcomed.
Seems I'm alone here, as I am in life too..
I'm contemplating suicide OP, but I've never tried it before. I'm just really, REALLY lazy. Life seems like too much work for so little reward you know? Dying just seems easier.
I think about killing myself everyday but I'm too beta to go through with it. I tried several different approaches to make the feelings go away but nothing helps.
>you will never have a gf like this
Don't You mean like this?
>>27504278
>they dressed like whores and show their body to you but you can never touch her...
Why are beautiful woman so cruel?
Were all just fat and muscle under the skin. Smell pretty bad inside as well.
How come being associated with a leading presidential candidate was enough to make the normies recoil from Pepe, while being associated with scat porn (Pee Pee Poo Poo) did not make much of a dent?
this board is still satire.
trump has been successful enough that they have genuinely come to fear pol and realized it's not all jokes.
this is why they have moved on to the next stage which is protesting, getting angry.
First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.
Because /pol/ runs memes into the ground even more than reddit does
>>27504283
I am pretty sure this board is serious sad feels.
>conforming to stupid "robot" stereotypes
>calling other people "normies"
You guys are hilarious.
>>27504166
LISTO EL EJERCITO PERSONAL DEL OPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>27504203
wut?
Seal of originality
>>27504166
nobody is conforming to robot stereotypes, they ARE robots
you just came here from reddit and thought it was satire
Tallfags literally can NOT be robots
>>27504076
What constitutes being a robot anyway? I'm 6'2" and have an attractive face, but I constantly want to kill myself.
Holy shit.
What about his brother?
Look Elliot Rodger he got a pussy to destroy. And u?
I accidentally drank some bleach. Am I going to die? I don't think it was very much, just a few caps of Clorox probably, and it was diluted with, like, 8oz of water and I only took a sip. But now my tongue is burning like hell.
But this stuff is put in pools and retards drink from there all the time, so I won't die, right?
Nazi girl unrelated.
>Drinking bleach
>At all
How are you so retarded anon go to a fucking hosptial you utter retard
>>27504029
See a doctor, or look up the poison expert team thing in your area and call them, either way you're probably going to have to get off your ass and go somewhere though
Call poison control center and ask them.
Not us.
I got a gf
Bye faglords
>>27503870
You'll probably be back
>>27503870
Take care.
Hope it work well.
>>27503870
At least tell us how
>inb4 possible gf pasta
Anyone have a fake vs real life vs worst scenario plan?
Fake one is what you tell everyone, parents, etc.
Real one is your true path.
Worst case is the likely option.
>Fake
Learn how to program full stack. Get a job. Go to college. Graduate. Get friends. Get a better job. Get a nice body. Find someone to fuck and marry and make kids.
>Real
Attempt to be a NEET for as long as possible. Try and convince online gf to fall in love with me. If that happens, buy a plane ticket and live my life with her...
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>Fake
Go to college, Finish my degree and go on to meet a girl, get married, and then have 2 beautiful children. My mom will get to meet my kids before she passes away.
>Real
No idea, I don't like to think about my future. Most likely- NEET until homelessness or death. I have no plans
>Worst Case Scenario
Suicide, or my parents kick me out before I can properly prepare myself. I then become addicted to cocaine or something, spend my savings, and die in a gutter.
>Fake
I am going to kill myself very soon
>Real
When I die everything will be okay
>Worst
I have to live for another 30 years because I'm too afraid of hurting other peoples' feelings
>>27503821
Wait, I meant to switch fake and real
Real should be I will kill myself and everything will still suck
Fake should be it will mystically solve all problems on earth
Compsci is supposed to be a high tier degree, but here I am memorising assembly opcodes for an outdated processor when I will never conceivably use them in my life.
It's literally just to keep you busy. I can learn more valuable skills for my career in a weekend working on my own projects than I have so far this entire semester.
>>27503193
"Those who cannot do, teach"
Remember you are literally having the bottom of the barrel in your field teaching you the material. It's no wonder they don't stay up to date with what's going on in it. Most of your teachers were probably failures in their respective fields of study who never made it and teaching was the only thing they could fall back on as a source for income.
>>27503193
if your in compsci you need to be going for certifications in any software you can
>Juniper
>Cisco
>Microsoft
Work experience and certifications are the only things that matter, College is for a bachelors and then your outta there
>implying most tech isn't "outdated" but people are too cheap to ever replace it
not every workplace is going to be google
>We took off our shirts like you wanted anon
Those are autistic Asian men
>>27503192
Wtf is that huge ass lump coming out of her five head
>>27503192
fucking disgusting faggots
People who think this shit is okay need to reevaluate their life
Abominations to God
Why is /pol/ the dumbest most cancerous board on here?
>>27497914
yes, literally
>the current year
>disagreeing with me
I know right? cancer xD
>>27497914
/pol/ used to have the freshest memes but these days its just another stormfront
a shame
Who /attractive robot/ here?
I know I'm attractive and I've had girls come up to me and ask to be my gf.
But I'm still a robot because I have horrible social anxiety, body dysmorphia, and I'm a homosexual.
>>27497788
Autistic bisexual /attractive robot/ here. Randos pay attention to me, and when im a work girls flirt with me. But at school im avoided like the plauge. When I flirt with guys though they are responsive. When I do get in a relationship I get anxiety when I see them and cant talk to them. So I avoid them and they break up with me. :^(
you cannot be a robot if you're attractive
>>27497788
"CHAD GENETICS"
no one "attractive" has ever been a robot. if you were attractive you wouldnt be a robot. pic related.