How to deal with pimples?
Be glad they're not wrinkles and don't pick at them. They might go away before you get wrinkles, if you leave them be. Mine didn't, but that's the way life is. It kind of sucks.
don't fuck with them. I never had pimples or bad acne as a kid. all my pimples lasted a day at most and went away the day after
Surgical spirit
Put on a cotton pad and wipe on face
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Hipster normie in class right now, wat do robots?
>has things
>therefore is hipster
>has multiple hipster things
>considered a hipster
Wagecuck better get back to McDonald's, Mr Nosestein won't be too pleased with you.
>>27506737
>I'm salty someone is wealthy and doesn't look like a complete creep
> meet the person with whom you have all matching hobbies, same taste in media (movies, music, art etc) work in the same field, both like each other physically, both enjoy same sports, both share odd personality quirks
How likely it is to meet someone like that again?
>>27506332
Why do you want to date yourself?
Perhaps you should marry a mirror...
>>27506332
Extremely rare
Gravel badger original comment trains
I already met her. Cept for the enjoying each other physically....
She was super hot, but not attracted to me in that way. We were friends for a time but that... ended.
While we were friends we did all the same shit, liked the same music, movies, had the same sense of humor, it was all too good to be true.
And I fucking blew it.
Are you a nice guy?
Not to sharkjaw there, I wouldn't be
I am regularly told I am the nicest and most complete human people have met. I just turn interactions in to a game, it is easy. Learn what other people do to gain a positive reaction, steal only their positive personality traits and mannerisms and bring all of the good from the people around you into one. Timing is everything though, got to be smart about it.
>>27506330
For you
Original plsplox
ITT: we post our favorite qt grills/waifus
(or husbandos)
getting finnish meme girl out of tha way quickly.
>>27506194
WOW that bitch is ugly.
>>27506234
LEAVE FINNISH MEME GIRL ALONE, YOU DISGUSTING MUDSLIME NIGGER
"Well it's not, because you've been opening your mouth about it saying things you shouldn't which were told to you in confidence because you're a piece of shit that can't keep anything to himself if it gives him some attention."
A great friend just sent this to me in a group chat. I jist wanta die
And now you just gotta tell us about it.
>>27506003
I blurbed on an him at a party while drunk and said stuff he said to me in confidence. I fucked up. He's done it to me before and I didn't react like this just took it on the chin. He is too self important.
>>27507413
All you can do is apologize, OP.
Apparently you sharing his secrets hurt him more than his sharing of yours hurt you. Blaming him for taking this badly and being too self important isn't going to repair the friendship. Everyone's different, and some people take things harder than others.
I accidentally drank some bleach. Am I going to die? I don't think it was very much, just a few caps of Clorox probably, and it was diluted with, like, 8oz of water and I only took a sip. But now my tongue is burning like hell.
But this stuff is put in pools and retards drink from there all the time, so I won't die...right?
Steve Irwin unrelated.
>>27505857
You could call poison control and ask them.
>>27505857
Bleach and chlorine aren't the same.
>>27505857
Call 911 now.
>tfw a girl with big titties transitions from sucking your dick to riding it and accidentally drags her big titties all over your face while trying to get it in her pussy
god i love this feel
I have big tits, I love sucking dick but have the ultimate fear when it comes to riding someone. I'm never quite sure how to do it, their cock always pops out and it's just a disappointment for everybody involved.
>>27505863
reach back, grab it, stick it back in. i love it when a girl does that.
>>27505872
I know but I tend to grind more than do the whole up and down thing because I'm overtly aware that I'm sitting on the guy. Sometimes I lean forward and bounce my ass up and down on it but then my tits are all in his face and it's a bit uncomfortable.
I think I just fail at sex. Its one of those things where I've fucked up so many times that I don't even want to risk doing it again, which is a shame, as there's only so much you can do as the female if you're not happy to ride your partner (ie - lay there and get fucked).
I want to be fucked up the ass by a dominant girl to the point where I cum out of sheer submissive prostate stimulation.
Same desu.
Too bad it's not going to happen.
Probably my strongest fantasy.
But it's just that, a fantasy.
Here's hoping to /vr/, robots.
>>27505649
Do 3x15 military squats everyday. This fantasy will be reversed.
>tfw YOU WILL NEVER FEEL UP A GIRL'S BOOBS AND BODY
>tfw a girl will never sit on your face and touch it with all her dirty parts
>tfw you will never deeply tongue the tight virginous butthole of a 18 year old girl, causing her to moan in guilty pleasure
Why are men so disgusting?
/pol/ and /r9k/ are intertwined, if you hate /pol/ or identify as liberal you are a normalfag.
>>27504821
Nah, they're just underage or a minority
They'll grow out of it though
If you're not an anarchist you're a normie.
>actually wants to do work
>feels their position threatened by a rejection of governmental authority
>has a personal investment in the current system
no honest robot will have in him the above personal opinions
>>27504866
Amen brother.
The wagies built and perpetuate world we can't live in.
Why not let them pay our bills to make up for it?
What are your guys's /comfy/ YouTube channels?
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>>27499966
mcjuggernuggets
>>27499966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D85284NRjzw
>>27499966
Dunkey is shit. His channel is just an echo chamber for Reddit fags
lets get a feels thread going boys.
Ill start off with a pretty embarrassing day in my life. (pic kinda related)
> Be me 18 years old, 5'11(10.5 but no one needs to know)
>at cousins bday party at some knock off chucky cheese's
> my mom knows i havent ever had a girlfriend let alone a girl as a friend.
>this 7.5/10 server is working and has a glorious ass, nice height, nice tits, and decent face.
> My mom...
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>>27497816
Fucking hell, parents should never get involved with shit like this, only makes it worse.
>>27497816
>sounded very kind and is your age
HAH, tell your stacy mom to go get fucked by a pack of syrian refugees
Thats fucking woman logic for you, your 18, you don't fuck girls your age, at best you fuck older women that hit the wall and are desperate for stud cock
Girls your age are too busy getting their brains fucked out by alpha college chads/older successful men
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>>27497816
To be fair you are kind of a pussy. You're hanging around a kid's birthday party with nothing to do, might as well chat up a cute girl.
What do u think about transsexuals r9k?
Most trans girls want be be the bottom though. They want you to dominate them, not the other way around.
>>27492758
They're never as hot as they look in 2D.
Cartoon ones are better than real ones, generally speaking.
But you shouldn't hold this against them, as that axiom is true of every human being under the sun.
Girlcows are the best girls, prove me wrong.
I can't, you're 100% correct
If you don't think that girlcows are superior to all others, you're not a robot and need to leave
>tfw I will never be a cow girl
Why should I even keep living