6 feet and up only please :)
Hoping for Pinball
>>27521386
>pre-pharmacy
Wow, so there's an even more useless degree than pre-med out there!
>>27521403
Roll
Kappa---
Is there anything more beta than performing cunnilingus?
analingus tbqhwy mi familia
>men complain about women not wanting to give blowjobs because they find them degrading and calls them femnazis
>Is there anything more beta than performing cunnilingus?
Human males, everyone.
is there anything moredeliciousthan performing cunnilingus?
Is it true that the pendulum swings in favour of men when they reach their late 20s/30s? Ie you have the upper hand on women, easier to fuck young sluts, you become more attractive, more respect.
Or is this just something that bitter manchildren cling to?
that's because women all mostly go to shit around 30, so it's not so much men getting the upper hand, it's more like the stacy roasties can't ride the chad cock merry go round anymore and need to settle with men they wouldn't even say hi to 10 years prior
young sluts still want chads, you can maybe get one if you want to be her rich sugar daddy, but she'll just get chad dick on the side
The assumption is
>you age into a decent looking man
>you have built a career and earn a good living
>you have life experience from using your newfound money to live life
If you stay a NEET virgin into your 30's none of that applies to you.
Yes. I'm 26 and can vouch to that
Does anyone else here touch their bellybutton a lot?
>Be me
>Develop a habit of pulling on my ear
>Think nothing of it
>Majorly fuck up my sinuses and ear drums because of it
>Stop
>Trade that habit for touching my bellybutton a lot
>Touching my bellybutton makes my dick feel funny
Oh god. My ears are still fucked up even though it was a while...
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>>27521274
If you touch your bellybutton too much it turns into a vagina. Be careful.
>>27521324
Oh!
It's not all bad then. Thank goodness.
>>27521390
>Thank goodness.
I had this impression from reading your first post but I didn't want to sound rude so I didn't say it but you definitely sound like a lewd slut desu I mean, touching yourself all over and experiencing pleasure from it, being relieved to grow a vagina I mean please, what the hell is wrong with you anon
Anyone else really attracted to Kim Kardashian because her ass is worth more than your life?
shes a fucking pig
I'll be honest, she does nothing for me
>>27521273
im not a nigger so i like my asses to be in proportion
What picture best explains your life?
>>27521217
the hand is my parents supporting me
I wish I were high but I'm actually comfortable being sober right now.
>>27521217
Dont actually know, if there was an image to describe /out/ shitposting that be nice
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>>27521182
fuck FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Why did you post this shit OP, here to make us all suicidal?
The average age for a girl to have sex is now 13-14...
PLEASE don't marry these women robots, all she has to do is lie to her future husband. Or hide the truth "I'd rather keep that in the past, but don't worry it wasn't a lot"
>>27521182
fuck off normie no one cares
oregano
>>27521376
>fuck off normie no one cares
>oregano
>.t roastie
Hey robots, this isn't a typical "go out and just B urself!" motivation thread. I'm filled with the typical self loathing, woulda, shoulda, coulda attitude any other faggot on here has. The only difference might be that I'm in a situation that is forcing my hand, and my meds help me bear with it.
I'm sick of living with five other people in a cramped one bedroom apartment on charity, we would all be homeless without it.
I'm sick of dealing with emotional douchebags and Norman's at my new part time, I hate the job, and wanted...
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I don't know what I want. It's a truly unpleasant feeling.
Good luck, making money without working and not inheriting it. You either need to cheat the system or be a girl. I doubt your the latter, so good luck with that.
a friend
intimacy
>your current age
>the age you first got depression
>19
>13
For years and years I thought wanting to kill yourself was a totally normal thing that everyone experienced.
I'm only just just now starting to realize that maybe I should get some help...
>24
>13
Lost all my friends and confidence at that age. Really messed with my head and lead to bad habits that I'm feeling the effects of even today.
>24
>13
It never got any better, dad.
Any robots here majoring in CompSci? I can't grasp my head around certain things like properly implementing a binary search or when to use a vector instead of a array. Why was I born fucking stupid? Why wasn't I born Indian, gifted with superior intelligence from birth? I want to die and be reborn as a smart person.
Sometimes it takes a while for things to click since comp sci is pretty abstract.
Vectors are better for loops because the iterator is built in, basically. Not that that really matters because iterators are trivial.
Binary search needs sorted data. Think of numbers 1-100. I pick a secret number and ask you to guess it.
You say is it between 50 and 100?
>yes
75-100?
>no
Etc.
You're halving the possible numbers of guesses each time.
>not computer engineering
Enjoy your meme degree, OP.
>>27520858
No, I know how it works, but I'm average at math and can't process the algorithm. For instance, if the value at the index is lower than the target value, then the minimum boundary increases by 1(vice versa for the maximum boundary), then the sum of the minimum and maximum value are divided by 2 then used as the index for the next search. Who came up with that and how the hell did they figure that out? Then my professor starts going off about how algorithms more advanced than that are used to figure out...
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I'm married to this drop dead gorgeous 9/10 girl for 7 years. She works, does shit around the house and never bitches about it. She doesn't drink, smoke, party of waste time on pointless shit like shopping and yoga. She is great mother to our two year old girl. However, I learned that when she was studying in Cyprus from 17 to 21 she worked as an escort on the side. If not for kid I'd probably divorced her. /r9k/, what should I do? It's the most complicated situation I've ever been through.
Yeah, not sure that's forgivable, OP. I'd just start fucking other women. The fact that she is hot and you are married to her increases your value in the eyes of women. Use that to your advantage.
cant decide if your bait. Yeah, go ahead and dump your awesome wife since she fucked a bunch of dudes. what is your best case scenerio? you break up with her and your virgin wiafu stumbles into you the next day?
>>27520711
I don't think cheating would help here. Nor do I want to cheat on her. We are married now after all. Women do hit on me, give signals when we in malls and public places together though.
>>27520744
Not just bunch of dudes. It's not like 30-50 sex partners. 4+ years of escorting is 2000 guys minimum.
| understand why you don't have a gf, but why don't you have friends?
>>27520581
Friends are for the weak.
>>27520581
I'm not at all interesting, and I've grown accustomed to the solitude.
I don't know how to appeal to others so I don't try anymore.
Does it freak anyone else out that 50% of the population around you have vaginas?
>>27520371
It probably freaks you out because you've never fucked one and had it crawl back for more, faggot.
>>27520371
Yeah man, all those flesh-holes everywhere. One could suck you up at any moment and you'd never be seen again.
>>27520395
Nobody loves you lol
>>27520396
It's scary
Why do you want a girlfriend?
You know it's not worth it.
I want to tenderly love someone. I know it's not possible, but I like dreaming.
>>27520220
It is worth as long as you find the right one.
Wasting your life trying to find that is what's not worth since you may end up never finding it to begin with.
>>27520220
I want someone to love me in an idealistic way which doesn't exist. I place my unrealizable dreams into women because it is the only thing that gives me happiness.
Women can't love. Men will still search for that loyal, perfect QT. This is the gender dynamic.
What's the female equivalent of being pussywhipped?Have you ever had a girl under that sort of state?
penis smitten?
There is none
>>27520217
I like this.
Cock shocked?
cock hobbled