https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oYT-X9ySQ5E
I want a daughter. How can I get a daughter without having a gf/wife/relationship? I mean my own biological daughter. Could I legally pay someone to just have my child and then the mother would be out of the picture after the birth?
pedoscum pls go. single males trying to find a surrogate carrier, plus specifying that they'd want the baby to be female is a red flag
>>27536538
>pedoscum
Why did you say that? Nothing pedo about wanting a daughter. You are pathetic.
You're shit out of luck son. And I also agree that single men wanting daughters is a huge red flag for the general normie public, so don't expect big political changes soon,
>mom found the used toilet paper drawer
>uncle found the scream hole
>mummy found the anal probe
>parents found out I was subscribed to eminemVevo
Wild guess as to how majority of robots became robots
>Fucked up or no family
>Little anon ignored and "put" in front of pc/tv, yelled at or beaten when shit when wrong (could be just cause adults had bad day)
>Growing up insecure, with no sense of home or people who have your back (usually family or friends)
>Do drugs, drink a lot, smoke a lot. Basically do anything to self-destruct and to FEEL shit
>The...
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>>27536268
5/5
welp, i dont know what to say
3/5
First two only apply to dad, but even then not too much, and I hardly ever saw him
He was just a bit neurotic
All of them except for fucked up family, I couldn't ask for a more supportive family. They enable the behaviors that are going to end up being my demise if I don't change but they couldn't be any more supportive
Why do women get tattoos? It looks so bad. They ruion their bodies and automatically gain whore points.
Post women who ruined their great bodies with tattoos. Pic related.
>>27536096
>Why do women get tattoos?
ATTENTION
/thread
>>27536096
I agree Anon
My ex gf had tattoos but they looked weird on her since she was timid and basically a doormat
But I think the reason why girls like this get tattoos is to get the attention of the bad boys who already covered in tattoos
>tfw you like tattoos on women
though to be honest I only like arm tattoos. Like sleeves n shit
Face, legs, neck, blech
Daily "why haven't you made a tulpa yet" thread
>Grow your own girlfriend inside your mind
>She can be whatever you want
>Shares you CNS so has a vested interest in making you feel happy all the time
>Knows you better than anyone else, probably even better than yourself
>Can never leave or cheat on you
Not mentally deluded enough
>>27536081
>anon why are you still on the computer
>anon you haven't done your exercise yet
>why are you eating so much you'll go fat
>anoooon take me out its raining
>don't make so much noise while pooping, its gross
etc
Every day. I have yo teach her to have her own space or something
Because it can take over your mind and grow itself from the less savory parts of your mental schematics
Also once you realize that it's literally you, you might be appalled by how you're treating it and the expectations you have of it. You're literally making a whore out of yourself.
>2 days ago
>post thread talking about very personal feels
>a femanon offers to be my penpal over email
>I tell her no, I am way too autistic
>she posts 6 or 7 times trying to convince me to just email her so we can be friends
>reluctantly agree
>email her
>doesn't respond
Why?
>>27536009
Is that Phil form red letter media I'd recognize his blank state anywhere
>>27536053
His name is Mike but yes.
>>27536053
looks like him, but could be just some other dude
>I think my hamster is sick, anon
>Do you think you could take a look at him...f-for me?
Take it to the vet you dumb bitch
you are too old and too ugly to try to be cute
this board would consider me normie/chad but my first urge is to bite it's head off
daily reminder you're a hivemind of a bunch of pussies who will never get laid. you tell yourself these things your insecurity is further driven by drowning pool of negativity.
i don't feel bad if none of you stay virgins faggots and that's serious.
>>27535807
okay thanks for your opinion normie
>>27535807
Haha, I will, don't worry.
To be honest I wouldn't want to pass on these genes anyways, I got basically the worst of both of my parents.
interesting
but how do you feel about this?
>in class
>sit in back corner. Hot loner timid girls sits one desk beside me. Empty desk in middle. (That's just the seating plan)
>one day we are supposed to go up to the front at get a book
>I think I'll be nice and get her one for her
>she gets up while I'm there but I think I'll just hand it to her
>I am swamped by everyone trying to get a book
>I...
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Use that as a conversation starter after class. Go up to her and say something like, "Sorry about that, I thought I could just grab two for us since we're always sitting near the back. My name is XXXX, I'm a XXXX major, what are you studying?"
>>27535780
too late for this. everyone knows what an awkward creep OP is because:
>she awkwardly takes it
>everyone was silent
they all think youre a desperate freak OP. drop the class or kill yourself, ideally both.
>>27535847
Why are you such a colossal douche man
Who /scared of going bald/ here?
Even though my hair shows no sign of balding I'm still fucking scared of it, and thinking about it every day.
N-no one here sharing my feels?
>>27535557
Just more proof that men are inferior to women. Back to the coal mines, mister.
>every male on my fathers side of the family is balding
>older brother is bald as fuck right now
>I appear to have my mother's hair but I still check my hairline every day
>biggest fucking fear is going bald because my head has a weird shape
>have been seriously telling myself for many years now that I will kill myself if I go bald unless I become a millionaire and am able to afford some surgery
You just died and now your family is planning what your tombstone will say. They decide to use your last outgoing text message... What's your tombstone say?
Rip
Cool, i guess
Rip
Goodnight
>"I'll call you once I reach that place"
Who else here has accepted their solitude and doesn't want a gf?
I feel that all women are money-sucking leeches and whores who are just going to break your heart anyway and inevitably leave you for Chad. There is literally no benefit from having them other than ''sex'', which seems kind of pointless to linger on about it. I can easily fap to satisfy my sexual urges to anything I can dream of due to the power of internet porn. In the future we will have VR so we can have sex with our waifus. There is literally no other reason why would you want a...
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I've been trying to get into this mindset but every time I see a qt I get sad for being a lonely loser.
Any tips on how to become a real misogynistc asshole and accept our robot reality?
>>27535360
You got cucked but not by a gf
But by life itself
>>27535360
Same but for bois.
Is this the future life our ancestors died for?
they probably didn't give a fuck about us and they shouldn't have, they cared about their direct relatives and those relatives cared about the next generation and so on.
>>27535444
>checked
makes sense seeing how older generations didn't really give a fuck about the environment, and now we have to deal with keeping the balance on an ever-tipping scale. That's not to say they didn't think about the future at all, but I mean it's not an impossibility that they didn't want their future great great great great grandchildren to end up as slimeballs in a basement couch.
>>27535342
I don't think our ancestors really knew what future they wanted to begin with. We certainly don't.
>lose 170 lbs
>still look like a faggot
You gotta get that skin surgery family.
At least you're a lighter faggot.
>>27536480
This
You're literally and physically less of a faggot now
I know I'll sound like a Facebook "le 90s kid" fag, but it seems that around 2006-2007ish, "kid culture" started getting really ADD and retarded and just lost its charm.
Chill things like Samurai Jack, Hey Arnold, Gundam, VHS, 5th and 6th generation gaming, pokemon, etc. just "vanished" and were suddenly replaced with iPhone, Justin bieber, Wii waggle casual games, social media, Flash, CGI, and tweencom shows where the characters scream at the top of their lungs constantly.
What happened here? Was it the release of the iPhone...
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>>27535240
>"as I got older, I lost interest in things marketed for kids "
Einstein
>>27535240
I know I'm going to get a bunch of shit for this, but Gravity Falls is more interesting and complex than any kids show I remember seeing before 2006. I feel like a lot of people on this board have a "it's new and different and therefore wrong" attitude about everything. Seriously, the iPhone generation is no worse than the generation that bought into Sonic the Hedgehog en masse.
>>27535240
There is nothing wrong with flash or CGI you fucking faggot.
They are tools that used by people with talent to create content.
Yes there are people who make total shit using those tools, but there are also people who make fucking masterpieces.
Also there was FUCK TONS of really shit media in the 90s and early 00. IT is just that you don't often remember the shit, only the good.
There are quite a few gems that came out since then that will probably be remembered for a long time after most...
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