What number do you see?
i don't see any number
>>27543494
Easy. 4.
>>27543525
because there is none, op is a rolling le tumblr faggot.
>Stacy becomes interested in you
>she's looking to settle down
>wants me to meet her family
>obviously she's fucked several guys already
>act completely uninterested in her
>doesn't work, she becomes more interested
>decide to act like a complete dick
>she becomes even more interested
I-I don't want this
it's too late senpai. embrace the stace.
not like you're going to do better on your own anyway.
>>27543413
It's too late Anon. You'll become her flesh dildo.
>>27543413
Just tell her to fuck off you fuckface
Who /6footorabove/ here?
6'3. One less thing for me to feel self conscious about.
Any other robots clear the 6' line?
>inb4 dick size contests
>>27543361
I'm also 6'3. It's done absolutely nothing for me. I guess I should be glad I've never felt the need to stand tiptoe.
>>27543361
Who /has more in life going for them than something as worthless and arbitrary as height so they don't have to seek validation on an anonymous Taiwanese basket weaving forum/?
I'm 6'2, 7" dick, average looks, but whatever. I have all the physical tools but I fail anyway.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=10&v=9NyzCJx4IiI&ebc=ANyPxKplPgQyTJ2erGniMwtaZn9Lzn3GRhEwX1BPwENGY1HGEQUMdxEMitncc10tI8HkyyE2xCwkKnJNMWZur3qdy81wkJqWkA
Why can't whores accept the fact that decisions have consequences? Bree Olsen made a conscious decision to sacrifice her dignity for easy money and fame. Now she can't handle that people look at her as a degenerate slut, when that was precisely how she made a name for herself. The delusion and rationalizations are unbelievable.
>the world should be created for me
Had all of that i could handle
>Waaaaah! my actions have consequences! Life is so unfair.
>>27543287
>a pornstar that never expected to be called a slut
You fuck Lexi Belle without a condom (you're magically immune to her numerous STDs) and if you make it past two minutes without cumming you will be given ten billion dollars and she will have to be your personal sex slave for life, but if she can make you cum before two minutes are up then she gets ten billion dollars and you have to be her cuck slave for life, locked in chastity, never getting any release, and forced to dress as a female maid and clean up after her numerous male visitors.
Do you accept the challenge? And what do you think your chances are of succeeding?...
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>>27543156
easily i'd do it. jerk it 4 times before
sounds like a win win
>>27543156
either way I'm happy
Have you ever been sexually harassed?
>>27542840
I wish, I really do.
>>27542840
I can't tell the person who made this comic was several levels deep in irony or just a faggot
>>27542840
No. I wish I was. Especially while I was a junior high school student by my teacher.
>tfw steamfriend hasn't been online
Did he finally pull the trigger?
>>27542459
how long? tell us about him anonarino
>>27542618
He has been offline for the past week. Don't know if he pulled the trigger or got into an accident.
>>27542459
>>27542618
>>27542638
Yeah he did and its all your fault
Dubs decides what I say to this whale
Tell her "sup bitch"
Pass me the harpoon, my nipponese shipmates!
>>27542273
you lookin for your ancestors out there in your profile pic?
Shit that triggers you IRL
>>27542210
being a 19 yr old KV, makes me sick to my stomach
>>27542210
>when I'm next in line at the grocery store and the person starts talking to the cashier after they're done paying
>when my dogs start barking for no reason
>>27542258
exactly the same but I just drink a beer and the feels go away
Am I the only here who likes older women?
>>27542019
milfs are fun for sex but i want a younger woman for more sex.
Not by a long shot, anon.
I looooove fapping to milfs.
no. but they will rather fuck a fat drunk idiot in his forties than you.
>Be NEET for years
>Dropped out from public school due to social anxiety, especially around women
>Used to be obese but started working out
>Started job and work with girls from high school
>Got job where my one IRL friend works
>First day today without him being there
>mfw today was a total Anxiety shitshow of them calling me shy, Girls from highschool talking...
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Are you really 18? If so you're going to okay man, this is part of growing up. After a few months at your job you will gradually level up your social skills and look back and laugh at all this. To get good socially you have to go through shit like this, I did at 23. I wish I did at 18 I would be better off now.
>>27541912
Yeah, Turned 18 this year actually. Graduated three years early after dropping out and going to a "work at your own pace" community school.
Good to hear that someone has moved past this shit. Do you have diagnosed social anxiety or any mental disorders? I have depression and anxiety, Usually just cover it up by being overtly nice and courteous but think that just gives me away since sometimes I quite literally feel like a Robot masking my emotions
>>27541994
I also dropped out and graduated at a go at your own pace continuation school, I graduated a little late though and it made me even worse socially. You're going to have a few more embarrassing moments but after that your social skills will skyrocket. That's what happened to me.
Tell us the most embarrassing moment in your whole life, /r9k/
For me
>in 7th grade
>first year of gym where we have to change in the locker rooms
>one day, forgot to wear underwear
>put on gym shorts
>when I'm in the gym, some Chad faggot pulls my shorts down
>exposes my bare, hairy cock and ass
>bend down to pull shorts up, was one of the first...
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>7th grade
>cried on the bus
Did they stick their erect cocks inside your asshole?
>>27541864
No
But the homoeroticism of Chads is bizarre.
I remember in 11th grade, during the swimming unit, these two Chads pulled their towels off and cornered me against the locker while shaking their hips back and forth, whipping their dicks.
It was gay.
Ask a dude with a belly gf anything
How cool do you have to be to get a belly gf? Is she pretty? Are you pretty? Does she weigh more than you?
Any tips for how to get one?
>>27541790
is she a virgin?
original fucking comment
>>27541790
Do you use it as a pillow?
Why isn't weed considered a god-teir drug?
>>makes you feel better and takes attention away from your shitty life
>>not serious or hard to get, so you don't have to worry about not being safe while you buy it
>>about to be legal everywhere anyway so nobody really gives a shit
>>No worry about serious addiction/withdrawls
>>27541678
its good unless i meet new people
i met semi-famous instagram thot while i was cooked and i was super autistic
social cues take 4000x longer to process
Weed is the goat drug
Wish I had some
...
>>27541678
It's entirely the people associated with it.
We'll show those normalfags what Imperial Guard are made of.
>imperial guard fag
Degenerate.
If you're not a Taubro then you will be purged for the greater good.
>>27541547
>having a face vagina
>calling anyone else a degenerate
Do you sterilize refugees with that attitude?
is that battlefleet armada game any good?
good 40k books