Why do women do this?
>I'M NOT LIKE OTHER GIRLS ~~~
>better post a stupid tale on fb so all the men know xd
>>27557119
Well at least its blatantly antifeminist unless poe's law. But still its cringe worthy and try hard.
>>27557119
Women are retarted more at 110
>>27557119
Fuck of it was clearly made by you OP so we can have pointless discussion .
This board is about TFW feelings
I'm back again, and I've already shit myself once today
>>27556147
Why do you shit your pant ,do you have any problem or it is your kink.
ye have ibs. stop eating/drinking dairy and you will stop shitting yeself.
www.nuxed.com - click the pictures
>>27556196
No problems, I just do it for fun, and I like how it feels between my asscheeks.
Hey /r9k/, does liking trans women mean you're gay? Like, they're just like women except they have dicks.
I met a trap on omegle that made me question myself because he looked like a girl
I think the consensus is yeah tho
>>27556145
Being gay feels good bro
>>27556145
what do you think senpai-sama
only people with chad names are allowed to post in this topic
>>27556030
>Kurt Floyd
Checks out.
Worship my cock betas
Fuck you, dweeb
ask someone with a large dick anything.
ask someone with a small dick anything.
Penis pump + semi = hehe big beenus XDDDD
>>27555923
How does it feel that you'll never hit a woman's cervix ? Making her spasm out with pain.
We will ship you anything your heart desires, as long as fits in a single 2-cubic foot box.
What do you want?
>>27555902
For reference, a 2 foot box
>>27555902
surprised there aren't robots asking for toddlers to be sent to them since they are all pedophiles
>>27555902
A super elastic gf of course!
What are you doing today R9k?
I'll be sitting in a courtroom, listening to a jury trial all day. Then I will write a story recapping it for my paper.
It's a pretty interesting case, two cops got taken hostage and almost executed but they overtook the suspect.
So, what are we doing today faggos?
Also, when did you last wear a tie?
>>27555884
>overtook the suspect
What was it a race or something?
Cool, man.
I last wore a tie to my cousins wedding. It was actually a bow tie, because all the men wore tuxedos. I felt a little bit like James Bond.
>>27555904
an interesting case? more like interesting race!! HAHA
Guess your name, first or last, correctly in this thread and you will receive 1 (ONE) free gf
>tfw robert or Danton
>tfw Alberto Barbosa
Mark or Phillip
michael burton pls
Who else likes their women like their coffee?
>>27555696
Ground up and in my cellar? Me.
Me
I hate coffee
>>27555696
you mean on ice?
>yfw your mom calls you a bitter weak man who cant get ass because you complain when women ask you for money
My mom basically told me all women are gomd diggers and that its a GOOD thing.
Am I wrong for feeling icky when a girl asks for 50 bucks after I go down on her?
>>27555682
You are not supposed to go down in prostitutes
>>27555682
You are fucking prostitutes nigger what do you expect
>>27555682
some women are gold diggers because they are smart and want a good provider.
>tfw 20
>can't drive
I think i'm retarded. I'm scared to drive and die in a accident.
>>27555646
Who is this splooge scrouge and/or Spunk punk?
>>27555646
same here.
i have a driver's license but im to scared now to drive. i had 2 car crash (co-driver) and now i dont want to drive anymore.
>>27555673
I wish I knew anon friend
iTT: If you roll a Chad or Stacy name then you have to leave /r9k/ for a week
Give me the most Alpha name ever
>>27555932
lmao
hi, my name is chad
Oight
Why can't I find a guy? Rate me and I'll do the same for u!
This ain't /soc bitch
Because you're the guy.
>>27555388
not many men like trannys
So my mother is crying and in bad mood because of me again. I want to kill myself so this won't happen anymore but that will just make things worse.
>>27555077
What happened anon-kun?
>>27555077
You won't be around to see it, so what the fuck do you care? Just kill yourself already you selfish cunt.
>>27555077
how did you make her cry?
Alright, which one of you guys did this?
I often feel bad for being a robot, but who honestly spends all day making these cuck memes?
>>27555071
Gee I wonder. This boards filters are fucking annoying.
It is me. Typical every day ordinary 4chan poster
It was me.
What are you gonna do about it?