Does this jpg file make your phallus swell with hemoglobin?
>>27570309
why is she putting a turd in her vagina?
>>27570309
It makes my esophagus fill with bile.We hate niggers and cucks, fuck off
>>27570309
No because I prefer png format
(Nor am I cuck)
This was actually the best experience I've ever had in my life.
I'm a khv, never been intimate with a woman, never even seen a woman nude outside of the internet. I was tired of it and did some research, found an erotic masseuse near me. I called and scheduled an appointment and I didn't sleep at all for the 2 nights before the appointment due to anxiety.
I get to her place and her apartment is filled with Buddhist and Hindu shit. She's in a robe only. We talked some about my anxiety and we actually did some meditation and chanting. Then we both got...
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>>27570224
holy fuck that does sound amazing. what country/region was this?
You paid for that lmao
>>27570224
Randy, if I may call you randy... Here's my two cents about erotic massage;
>she makes me orgasm
>I fart
That's my worst fear
what is this board for again, why did I come here. I thought I could just be friends with people who are losers like me, and have no chance at being social play vidya all night, talk about how life sucks for us right? . I was wrong I guess, all it did for me, was develop a new found hate for every person ever, build a extremely defensive and aggressive personality that drives people away further than before. Started to get hurt by simple things in friendships, started being extremely cautious at the most stupid things, and started deleting people, adding them back, deleting...
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>>27570182
I started judging my mother and father, wondering why they were together, they would fight a lot with each other and I think the only reason they wont leave each other is because they don't want to disappoint me or their religious beliefs. These thoughts later made relationships with women from hard to impossible for me, because I started worrying if i would give off the vibe that i'm using her, or if she would give off signals that she doesn't really care about me and just wants to use for for her attention, verification, money etc. I started to dislike who I was not only how I looked, or acted, but who I was as a person, what I think, my choices themselves. I started thinking to myself i'm just a terrible human being, i'm a man-child who will never grow up, i'm and idiot that wont learn to ignore things, once this place got a little more popular it got worse and started really hating myself because of the things that I would pay attention to. The new people who joined(not sure when this started, two years is when I noticed, but maybe its been longer) saw that many of us were weak minded targets who they could use, men and women alike. Guys say that the girls who were here were unstable and extremely easy to lure with false hope to a happy relationship taking every little bit of innocence and self-esteem they had left, while the girls who came saw that they could build entire harems of beta males who would pay for every expense ever and verify that they were amazing in every way and making each one believe they were theirs.
>>27570205
Once I saw this happen, I completely lost hope in relationships thinking this might happen to me, have to avoid them at all cost, I followed the 2d trend life, got a shit tier waifu and dint care what people thought. Lived that way till present(I went on r9k when i was very young) still young now, but not underage.) made weabo friends who I dint care about, who i tried to avoid getting attached to, people who would hide their despair behind memes and jokes like I do. Sometimes wondering I could ever make a friend...
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>>27570220
I then found a girl who was all of this, but more, almost like a mirror to myself, someone who I thought connected with me on a deep level, who understood my struggles. But later I realized it was all fake, how she left me and moved on to a better guy not even months later to give her greater validation than I could give. Everyone leaves everything for something better, people are not exceptions. My insecurities started to grow so much more, I pushed this girl away, slowly until she was no longer my friend, and I...
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Why do Asian men get the best women?
>>27570178
Why do you want to comfort yourself with that lie just to make your miserable life a little bit less miserable even though you don't get any women at all ?
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>38 years old
>never kissed a girl
Is that Mordecai and Rigby?
You should probably cut your dick off. It's wasting precious blood.
>>27570124
Why the Fuck not? Do you not have any money whatsoever?
>Thank you for bringing me today's homework, anon. I was too sick to go to school today. You're so nice.
>>27570035
that is one frumpy ass anime bitch
Galko a cute
n-no problem galko
hope y-you're feeling better tomorrow
who else /high as fuck/ here?
what do you like to do when you're blasted?
Honestly... lately I bust out the volcano and vape a huge bag and go hit the treadmil for like an hour and a half. I just stare off into space and think about life and shit while I sweat like crazy.
Then I vape again after before I jerk off and hit the shower.
Just finished the treadmill, time to vape a second bag after I send this, then you know what.
>>27569993
shitpost about americans on /int/ or watch KOTH
>>27570036
this is why I like edibles the most, you don't need to hit them a bunch of times a night
If you roll a girl's name in this thread you have to start taking titty skittles and become a qt girl.
This only works for Asians
>>27569890
If grills name I hire a tranny to fuck my ass instead.
Or just cd glory hole
I'll do it and follow my dreams
>exercise makes you feel good!
who made up this lie?
now, instead of just being depressed, I'm depressed and exhausted, and sore all over
>>27569882
You're probably low on protein and injured yourself exercising. I'd head over to /fit/, and check out the sticky if you're not new to exercise.
Something that helped me out a lot when I started exercising was bodyweight movements (pushups, crunches, squats, etc.), which are very well suited for poorfags or NEETs.
Pls talk if you want to know more.
>>27569882
once you're a few years in and you're starting to actually get big it's fun
sometimes even when im at home i like to do high rep pushups because i love how it makes my chest feel, all stiff and inflated, feels good man
It's not a meme you fucking faggot I lost 85lbs doing that shit
best names thread
>>27569792
Been looking for one of these threads, OP.
Someone got Christopher Poole, anyone have the screenshot?
>>27569810
got more if ya want
>>27569822
Post all of them, I'll post mine
/r9k/ Omegle Night 4-1-2016
Tags are: /r9k/ and robot9001
only a fucking normshit goes on cam or goes on omeagle.
Fuck off back to soc, faggot.
So anyways, this person I am not sure if a guy or a girl, they are a furry. They were speaking of fucking their dog. I believe it is a girl because I know ones like them in real life. Anyways, I was upset by skipping me and talking of fucking dogs.
>>27570217
>I believe it is a girl because I know ones like them in real life
LMAO
he is a guy you dumbass.
he has done trap porn but i cant remember the site, his name is emmanuel
>tfw you will never be born at a time when if you lived in a village/town and ran into the endless woods you would be lost forever
>you will never stroll around a medieval structure watching as the moonlight cascades it's architecture and create unique shades across the ground.
>you will never look into the night sky and softly hear church bells ringing in the distance
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you have to go a long way to get lost these days
this summer i'm going to go to the forest and eat a bunch of psilocybin mushrooms
>>27569807
haha are you being accompanied by anyone?
Oh, how I yearn to live in a time period in which everyone dies at the age of 28 due to cholera or tuberculosis.
How do you feel about those couples that get married and instead of having kids they just buy a dog instead?
why should i care about some normies? they need to die DIE DIE FUCKING DIE.
Smarter than the average couple
why would bring another life into this world
>tfw I've never done drugs
>>27569537
Drink coffee.
DONE
>tfw never had sex
>tfw im a virgin
>>27569537
Yeah you have
Caffeine, alcohol, tylenol, benadryl, the chemicals in fast food, all drugs
Don't get into hard drugs, it leads nowhere good. If you just have to because of curiosity then just be careful my friend :)
What are robots eating today? Pic related, ham vegemite and cheese sandwich (plus juice).
>>27569496
>begemite
are you aussy?
I usually eat peanut butter jelly sandwiches as my go to meal
>>27569496
what does that stuff even taste like?
>>27569551
Yea and nice, I normally have pbjam sandwiches for lunch
>>27569563
Salty tar