if you were to die today, how many people would show up to your funeral?
I imagine a few. Lots of people wish I would die.
Probably like most of my cousins, so 4 people, my aunt and uncle on my moms so that's a total of 6. My parents, step parents, and siblings. So a total of 12. I have like 3 friends so I imagine they'd show up so 15. Idk who else would. My boss might go so that's 16.
It's possible my step brother would go? So 17, and if he brings his wife 18. Some of my moms friends might go bringing the total closer to 22.
Oh my other brother would definitely come. 23.
I'll say 25 people would probably come.
Family and relatives, which is a large fucking number.
What's the point of life if you never be with such a cute GF as Max Caulfield? She isn't even real ;(
>>27509791
>I wished life was just like muh animu~
>>27509791
She's a lesbian friendo.
>>27509814
animuses sucks
>>27509849
no, not in my playthrough. chloe trash should have go to frank's rv (thats where she belongs) and leave max alone.
>smoke in my room all the time cos im a slob
>playing vidya or reading shit while smoking
>ash keeps falling all around me from the cig because i forget to tap it off
Why is life such a pain.
>>27509773
>just ash, not tobacco too
We are nothing alike
>>27509818
HAHAHA WEEED DUDE LMAO XD
>>27509836
You sound stressed, is there anything i can do to help you?
As an attractive Asian man, am I limited to girls at anime conventions?
Am I supposed to follow the Jus B. Urself Chad meme and randomly chat these girls up? Eh bby I notice ur dressed as mai waifu, wanna fug?
>>27509429
Goddamn dat body
Where the weaboo white girls at other than anime conventions?
>>27509429
This girl isn't a weaboo, and neither are any of the other hot girls at anime cons. They're models, they're being paid to be there and they hate every second of it.
>one chance at life
>born an depressive autist with no empathy and shitty ocd
>one chance at life
>born a short manly tranny
>>27509445
Better than tall, manly guy that's too old to be even try being a tranny, senpai.
>>27509463
I started fem&ms while underageb& but still ended up a 1/10 man. Age is a meme. After 16 it doesn't matter.
Why do people go through the torture of not fapping?
>>27508997
Because their parents taught them it was weird and now they can't touch their penis without going on a sexual repression fueled rapespree
>>27508997
Because they believe it has a negative effect on their lifestyle or mental state and stopping gives them a sort of placebo effect. It's really about practicing self control.
>>27508997
because i masturbate so much my dick bleeds
because instead of doing productive things i masturbate then rationalize everything as pointless because i'm putting off suicide
because i want to expand my threshold of pain in a way but i'm such a pussy that i can't do real torture
I miss my ex and I will now post some pictures of her.
>>27508843
Why she left you?
Does she have a new bf?
>>27508858
She needs 'more from a relationship'. No idea of she's with someone else, we don't talk.
She has borderline personality disorder.
pic is her and me
Which is worse for your health?
>10 cannabis everyday
>1 heroin once a week
probably the cannabis, that's going to fuck up your lungs quickly
>>27508815
not necessarily
notnecessarilyblox
Alright, so assuming that the dosage of heroin is safe and chemically verified, and assuming that we ignore any possible legal repercussions, and assuming that the cannabis is taken via vaporizing to avoid lung damage - I'd say they're both about even.
However, keep in mind that every heroin opiate addict has said to themselves at one point "oh I'll only shoot up once a week." As you know heroin has massively worse withdrawal symptoms than cannabis, to the point where some people kill themselves to avoid the nightmare of pain that comes with it.
Who /no motivation/ here?
I should be studying but all I do is browse 4chan. I don't leave the house anymore. I don't contact anyone - I used to at least send email.
All I do is sit in my room and drink beer.
Every day I wake up completely stressed out and anxious because I'm going to fail horribly at university. But I can't even get myself to read any text books.
I want someone to come and save me.
>>27508250
Where do you live bro?
Maybe deviate away from the booze and try the tree I go to class at uni stoned on the constant and for myself I find the classes the more intense and motivating
>>27508250
It's all gonna be fine, karolis
How do normies manage to blend in?
I started to work at a place with a group of normies. After a couple of weeks I see them hanging out and eating and talking with the regular employees. Wtf, how do they do this?
Please tell me, I have been alone all my life. Did I somehow fall behind on some social training?
idk senpai, I see it happening all the time
1 month into prep school people were acting like lifelong friends, same with uni, meanwhile I've studied with the same people for years and never talked to them. idk pham
ask on /adv/ and /soc/ and prepare to listen to a lot of bee yourselves
Surely this is the definition of autism.
(Not criticizing; I'm 37 and have never figured this out.)
Who unironically watches teenage love movies here?
>>27507521
Me, and it just makes me cry because I never had anything like that, and know I'll never achieve love like that in my life.
>>27508257
Never give up! I'm 56 and I just got my first girlfriend. She's 80. She used to be my mom's babysitter.
>>27507521
not me. people in those movies always have smelly anuses between when they poop and when they wipe.
Who here raised by a single mum?
>>27507491
I wish I didn't remember those circumstance. My mother was busy working every day growing up just to put some food on the table since we were somewhat less fortunate.
It felt like I was alone everyday since I had no one to look up too and I didn't know anything about the world until I've been exposed to the reality of life.
A truly unbearable feeling.
>>27507491
If I had both my parents maybe my life and everything that made me a broken person wouldn't be
But when all is said and done I'd rather be me than a delusional person who's end-all-be-all is sex and party's and weed
Still hurts that I'm a KV because my mom has r9k levels of hate towards women and instilled that fear and hatred in me
>>27507572
Lucky, I had an older Chad brother who never stopped teasing and bullying me, the few moments of solitude that I had were the best moments of my childhood
It's time for your arranged marriage. Choose wisely.
>>27507454
>arranged marriage
>choose
>>27507509
You get to choose but the women don't have a choice.
>>27507454
>marrying a poo in the loo
>known for being insane
>constantly have to deal with their retarded inferior culture
>constantly have to deal with their parents
>literally dravidian mongol rape babies
>their pussies always smell like stale spices
>inferiority complex after being raped by the british...
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Screencap this post.
I have it on very good authority that being female will become bannable offence on /r9k/ in may.
I have it on good authority that you're a faggot.
Now i can screencap this thread.
Will be posting this on June 1st if I'm not dead by then
You wake up as a hot girl. What's your first order of business?
Cuck robots
ask my roommate i look any different than normal to see if i a hot girl or just mentally ill
stream on twitch.tv and wait for white knights to throw money at me