*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Wakey wakey anon! Time for you to sniff up the aftermath of last night's Chinese takeout you got for me~
*grunt*
*PLBRRRRRRPT*
MUH
ORIGINAL COMMENTARY
why in the fucking world would anyone want to smell some roastie's ass breathe?
only reason Im biting is because I can hear the farts as I read it.
Stop making these threads you fucking fag.
I'm 18 and I enlisted into the Army reserves in october. I go to basic in August. I don't know why but I'm panicking right now. I feel like I made a mistake by not joining the national guard, which apparently has some better benefits for schooling. I don't know how to feel better about this, I've always had an interest in the military, but I'm stressing so much about going to basic and leaving my family and loved ones behind, and even worse my possibility of being deployed. I don't know why I enlisted, I don't know if the amount of money...
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Unless WWIII happens soon you shouldn't die even if you get enlisted desu.
US military is so much more technically advanced than the sand niggers they shoot its not even a fair fight t b h familia.
>>27528165
Not worried about dying, worried about not getting anything out of it to help me with school
>>27528179
Even if for whatever reason you don't get school benefits, you still get a much better resume, free training, veteran's preference on job applications, etc. Granted I would only recommend the Air Force for robots, AF gets best treatment with least amount of normies (granted every branch is jam-packed with filthy normies anyway.)
>Steve Irwin died 10 years ago
>>27527808
Stingrays love foreplay.
>>27527817
i am a kettle and you made me boil.
Never really cared for him. He was pretty cool tho
>tfw virgin
>tfw you'll only ever fuck a rubber vagina
>bought a Tenga
>I always lost my erection inside it
>even though it said one-use, I made sure not to cum inside it so I could use it a second time
>after the fifth time I used it, it starts spitting out its insides on my dick
It didn't even feel good. I fapped again with my hand right after and it felt so much better. If this is what having sex feels like then I'll just stick to fapping.
>>27527822
>spitting out its insides on my dick
that sounds like you didn't use lube
your just retarded
>>27527840
It's prelubed dumbshit.
AUSFOLKS
Whatcha upto tonight, mate?
Sitting here in front of tv with the laptop waiting for Storage Wars on 7mate.
Bored as, spent the day grading the driveway with my tractor - NEET farm life here.
>>27527632
Playing Oblivion and fapping to Cindy
>>27527632
Getting rejected by anons on the Internet what else
Crying over my unrequited love.
my mom got me a big cup of apple sauce today. i hope shes proud of me
>>27527337
ur mum sounds like a sweet lady
I'm sure she's proud of you, Kate.
>>27527337
Keep your chin up champ, we're all proud of you.
>tfw I'll never meet femshep
>she'll never protect me and love me
>we'll never go find a remote colony planet somewhere and settle down after she retires.
> I'll never get to watch her transition to civilian life
>I'll never get to comfort her after nightmares
Anyone else?
>>27527174
>we'll never go find a remote colony planet somewhere and settle down after she retires.
> I'll never get to watch her transition to civilian life
>I'll never get to comfort her after nightmares
yeah cause she fuckin explodes, nerd
and the nightmares you get in ME3 are literally cause youve been indoctrinated, so shes basically husking out unless you got the "best" ending where you break...
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>>27527223
>not paying attention to destroy ending
>buying into indoctrination FAN THEORY but not letting me have my safe, alive, femshep fantasy
>>27527243
a well supported fan theory
destroy ending never happened cause indoctrinated
Let's have a comfy images thread. I'll start with a picture I saved from yesterday's thread.
>>27527149
How the fuck is that comfy? It looks like a rural murder scene
>>27527168
normie normie don't you bore me
leave this board, do that for me
originalcommenthiro
>tfw all your favorite artists are normies
>even the most dark of post metal is created by normie shits
>>27527147
Ever heard of Nortt?
>>27527187
I haven't but that's some A-grade stuff my man. Thanks
Post more if you know of some other good ones.
>listens to metal
>thinks he has the right to judge anyone
We need one. Something like wizzard chan but without excessive censorship.
This place is infested by normies who cosplay as us for edgy points. Ever wondered why the came whores are popoular here? It's because of those average guys who get laid once in a while and are horny whiteknighting faggots.
>>27527103
This.
WHY DOES NOBODY LISTEN TO US?
>>27527103
I'd disagree anon.
We need to purge the world of alphas, normies etc. then, they won't come near our board.
>>27527103
Elliot needed a girl to initiate conversation with him and just be a friend until he developed some confidence
Only sisters you have nothing in common with.
They will always have eachother they can talk about girl stuff, boys, thoughts, feelings and hang out with eachothers friends without it being weird.
I want someone to talk about girls and drink and watch sports with. Someone who I'm completely relaxed around because we are family and you can talk about anything.
It's impossible for me to make a real friend so my only chance was a brother and now my parents are too old
YOU CURSED ME MOM AND DAD!
>>27527093
I was lucky enough to have a close cousin only a year older than me.We were sort of like brothers, and since he was a Chad he let me tag along to parties and stuff, it was fun.
>tfw Stacies had to pretend to be nice to me
>>27527189
That would be awesome. I had a few not very close friends but once they got girlfriends they would never allow me near them.
>>27527093
I've got four younger brothers I would gladly switch for sisters.
repeat after me, r9k:
all women are worthless whores
all women are worthless whores
all women are worthless whores
all women are worthless whores
>>27526834
That pic is totally meeeee hahahahaha
Raiding > all else
>>27526834
Lots of women are worthless whores
Some women are great companions
An infinitesimal amount impact the world in any meaningful positive way
>>27526857
>>27526863
I FUCKING SAID REPEAT AFTER ME
DO IT NOW
ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS WHORES
ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS WHORES
ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS WHORES
ALL WOMEN ARE WORTHLESS WHORES
I want an electric cigarette roller.
I had the hand crank one but it keeps breaking. It's a pain in the ass to take apart and get back together needs a torque wrench but I don't know what weight and don't have a freaking torque wrench. Powered ones are much faster. How do I get a sugar momma?
>>27525992
yeah or you could use your hands
>>27526005
Man hand rolled cigs suck. Plus when you use a machine you get a filter. It's a lot faster to make a bunch of smokes than hand rolling. I don't even want to smoke anymore but if I'm going to why waste a bunch of time on it?
>>27526044
>Man hand rolled cigs suck
no different to if you use a machine to roll them.
>Plus when you use a machine you get a filter
because it's so hard to by filters when you buy your papers and tobacco?
>It's a lot faster to make a bunch of smokes than hand rolling. I don't even want to smoke anymore but if I'm going to why waste a bunch of time on it?
rolling a cig by hand takes about 15...
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>tfw you will never see these Elliot Rodger videos
:(
For some reason I thought this was what was found on the San Bernardino shooters phone, kek.
>>27525949
iktf
also
>tfw ywn read Elliot Rodger's writings
>>27526891
besides the manifesto and some posts and comments, obviously
>tfw I have a 7 inches by 6 inches dick but I never even came close to seeing a vagina
At least you sissies can blame it on your tiny weewee
>>27525934
>>r/bigdickproblems
Fuck you, humblebragging cunt
>>27525952
No need to be mad friend. I'm just pointing out that bullying people with a big donger is wrong. It conditioned me into thinking I should not be a virgin. You make fun of white people, good looking people, rich people and hung people when none of that has anything to do with being a virgin
7 inches, half black. Unfortunately I have horrible skin problems and am prone to strange problems around my crotch and dick area, destroying my self confidence.