who here /neopets/?
currently trying to beat nq2 in 10 hours ama
are you doing hardcore?
Are you going after Nox?
>>27534595
i'm doing the InSaNe!! difficulty yes
>>27534631
can't you just use a bot to grind in the background so you're overleveled for every fight
Do you think the average 4chan user would have the will to rape a girl? Be so desensitized by the shit on /b/ and other boards he would?
no you stupid fuck its just memes
>>27534141
>Serious topic
>Be so desensitized by the shit on /b/
No idiot
Jesus fucking christ
/b/
Fuck off my board underage faggot
I really want a boyfriend!
I want a cute boyfriend right now!
get off this board, cunt
>>27533843
ill be your cute boyfriend
>>27533843
do you mind moving to south america?
>you've been hiding behind sarcasm and irony for so long that you don't even know who you are anymore
>Anon, I'm already a sarcastic
>you've been apathetic to your own life for so long that you aren't even a person anymore, just a husk off who you once were.
>you've spent so long avoiding people that you don't even remember how to respond when someone actually tries to connect with you
I made a poll in order to figure out what things define a robot. Please contribute.
http://www.poll-maker.com/poll637257x4Ab7425F-26
>>27533740
Noice
Bump for interest
>>27533740
Bumping for more rare courages
>>27533740
one more bump for science
99 PROBLEMS (BUT A CHAD AIN'T ONE)
IF YOU'RE HAVING MUMMY PROBLEMS I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A CHAD AIN'T ONE
I GOT THE NEET PATROL ON THE BEAT PATROL
NEW DADDIES THAT WANNA TAKE MY MUMMY HOME
NORMIES TRYNA ME FOR MY CUM CRUSTED WAIFU FOAM
I'M FROM R9K BITCH WHAT YOU BULLYIN' ME FO'?
IF YOU GREW UP WITH AUTISM AND CHADS YOU'D FUCKIN KNOW
HOW HARD IT IS TO FUCK WITH ANIME AND MANGAS BRO
STOP FUCKIN' WITH MY INTERESTS, I GOT POO POOS TO THROW
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU FUCKERS TAKE...
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>>27533734
Someone should record themselves singing this.
>>27533933
>Implying i didn't already
heh, stay mad
great but
>NORMIES TRYNA ME FOR MY CUM CRUSTED WAIFU FOAM
has too many sylabuls disrupts the flow.
get rid of "cum". "Crusted" already suggests theirs cum.
really good if this aint copypastra
Being cucked is literally my worst nightmare
How can I prevent it?
By killing yourself
Goodnight retard
>he thinks he can prevent it
Realize you've been cucked and move on
Dwelling on it will bring nothing but misery
Guys, I think I'm going to fucking lose it.
>have a Mudslime coworker (he's originally from Pakistan)
>finally get fed up one day
>after Brussels, confront him and tell him that he's not welcome in America if his people continue to chimp out like this in our countries
>mudnigger tries using his taqiyya on me, says he's a "moderate Mudslime"
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Nice troll thread bro
I hope nobody takes it seriously.
you did nothing wrong, OP
keep fighting the good fight my man
retarded bait and retarded copypasta. sage in all fields nigger
If you dont have pidgeon chest deformity, you cannot be a robot.
I am a shitskin though. Id trade with you any time
>>27533112
Can I stay if I have the opposite? It's called pectus excavatum
I have. It's more mild than the OP pic, but also more uneven, since one side sticks out and the other sticks in.
I do push ups every day and it can barely be noticed anymore. Instead, I have a huge chest. Still feels bad that if I ever stop exercising I'll have a horrible, deformed chest, but it could be worse.
i drevwd this cnmic
what do yuou thign
s4s would like it
I give it an A for effort
Loved it anon. More please if you don't mind
I thank you
hey I'm high at Panera and it's lunch hour and I'm sitting around a ton of normies . Old people, and soccer moms and families. I have awful social anxiety. What do I'm scared
Realize that they dont care about your presence and probs havent even noticed you.
The world doesnt revolve around you.
Here what you do op
disreguard >>27533034
and make the world revolve around you.
Stand on the table and just start pissing all over the breads
Anyone else only sit and pee?
>>27532970
i do it so i don't make a mess
it's simple respect
>>27532970
lmao what a fagat
>>27534229
This. I also use a two segment folded section of toilet paper to wipe my pecker so I don't leaky faucet anything out while standing up or repackaging the corn snake.
who talks in game?
are you brave enough to talk to other people
>>27532830
Most of the time I only hear little kids talking.
fembot here
i always use voice chat in game
>>27532873
>fembot here
Really? Why did you the need to say that?
Calculate whether or not normies have infested what you like:
>1. go go google.com
>2.type whatever you want to calculate into the search bar on the google webpage ("one punch man", "dwarf fortress", etc.)
>3. after whatever you typed, type "is" ("are" if plural) and put a space after it
>4. if more than 1/2 of the autofill results are positive, (ex: Vidya is *good*) whatever you typed in is for normies.
Dear God,
Please let this cancerous thread die. It is not of your creation. It is an insult to your sovereignty.
>>27532843
I thought of this myself.
That doesn't mean that just because somebody though of it before me I copied it.
>>27532885
>he thinks just because it's original it isn't cancer
Falling in love at first sight is very feminine behavior. We find this behavior very unattractive.
We want men who can control their emotions, because men who can control their emotions will be more likely to not panic during times of emergency and thus, have an increased likelihood of survivability. Our attraction to stoic men is instinctive.
If you would fall in love so easily, then what is that love worth?
It's not feminine behaviour it's just virgin behaviour.
>>27532592
>Stoic
Women don't philosophy, you're a man.
Sure as hell not falling in love with her. Just look at that nose...