> yfw you'll never have a beautiful bedouin woman
> a submissive wife that will do anything you want and is the most loyal wife you can find out there
> extremely fertile with a high sex drive
> will think that you're the man of her life forever and is willing to grab a gun and fight for you
> is extremely wise and can guide you to the right path in life, and will support you through your life choices no matter how...
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Always makes me laugh when people exoticize women from far away cultures
ALL WOMEN ARE THE SAME
EVERY SINGLE ONE EVOLVED IN THE SAME WAY
THEY ALL WANT GOOD LOOKING MEN WITH HIGH STATUS AND LOTS OF RESOURCES/MONEY
>>27551365
your fantasies must really suck.
>I tried to get off to the thought of fucking a woman, but in my head she just looks at me with disgust and walks away
>>27551280
All girls are vapid golddigging whores, you dingus. Bedouin ones too.
Can a long distance relationship with someone you've met online work?
Short answer, no
Long answer, no but possibly maybe
>>27551272
Yes, if by "work" you mean she soaks up all your time, attention and money while giving you nothing of value in return.
>>27551287
>possibly maybe
But how?
How do I comfort the family of my best friend, who was a robot like me and killed himself 2 days ago.
>>27551225
If you want us to assume the untold circumstances, I'd guess that you're the last person they want to hear anything from right now.
Scream at his parents 'REEEEEE GET OUT NORMIES GET OUT' in his honour. Then show them r9k and explain this place was his surrogate parent and raised him as they failed to do so
>>27551225
Besides the basic, "I'm sorry for you lost - he was a very good friend of mine. We talked a lot, and he was a truly good human being. *Personal anecdote/memory of him where he was nice*."
..I don't really know. The parents are usually the most sensitive so make sure you appear extremely submissive and sad around them. Do not look away, but look down when you feel awkward, around them.
Honestly just write down common sense stuff and try to abide by them.
I'm sorry for your loss,...
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Wakey wakey wageys, it's the last day before your two days of freedom.
Remember to work hard today and leave nothing undone so you can reduce the chances of getting called in tomorrow.
>>27550927
Thisreminder is extremely vital.
Thank you for the reminder, NEETcuck. I will try to have a productive day today.
>>27550927
Have a downvote.
My sister died very suddenly of what was probably a heart attack yesterday
At the hospital I cried a little bit, I'm a very stoic autist, and once I was alone I cried a bit more
But today I feel no grief. Me and mh sister weren't on great terms because I had a problem with her boyfriend, but we both lived in seperate apartments in a house we inherited from our father and we saw each other frequently. We also understood that we had no family besides each other.
When my Dad also died very suddenly of a heart attack 7 years ago I was absolutely devastated and experienced derealization and depersonalization for about a year, I went from weighing 240 pounds at 6'5" to weighing 150 pounds.
I wonder why it is that only a day after her death I feel nothing. I lost no sleep last night and my first thought on waking was what work needed to be done to her apartment to make it suitable for renting. At the hospital with my aunts and cousins I measured my grief against theres and had to fake a lot of it.
I feel guilty, like a monster
>>27550859
You are in shock and denial. The pain will hit you hard and suddenly in a few years.
>>27550859
I fear that I may experience this if a close relative of mine dies
One is particularly old now, Not sure how much longer she has and I don't know if I will actually feel bad or not but I know I should
When my brother died a few months ago out of the blue (he was otherwise perfectly healthy, just fell over with his lungs full of blood one day), I felt the same as you. I cried a lot when the doctors told us the bad news, but then it took about a week before I broke down one night. It was then a few weeks after that where I broke down again. In between is just days of feeling nothing. Maybe in a few more days you'll realize that you want to talk to her about something, and then it'll hit you. My condolences anon.
Since this board is filled with normies, I might as well get something out of it.
Normies, what do you do in your free time? I am constantly bored and have nothing to do.
I don't enjoy video games, movies, tv shows, drawing, painting, reading, going outside, socializing, playing an instrument, doing sports etc.
I am forcing myself to lift weight and eat, which are the only activities I do outside of shitposting and sleeping.
I am trying to get a job soon, hope it will fix some of the boredom, but I still need something to do. Please help normies.
>>27550695
>sex
>making out
>doing things with friends
>traveling
>spending lots of money
i spend listen music all day every or else want to die
Boxing and golf mostly. I spend a fair amount of time at the gym too
Who else getting fucked by insurance here?
>21
>rating 2
>own a Ninja 636
>get charged out the ass
>>27550605
You don't have to pay it, it's an invitation to renew. Sell the bike.
Sounds like you need to switch to Liberty Mutual and do a happy dance
Put it under your mums name, thus getting a cheaper premium.
I want to have a simple relationship where I just indulge a woman, including allowing her to fuck other guys.
Post pics of girls that look like they'd be comfortable with this kind of relationship.
Thinking about posting a picture of myself, haha.
>>27550525
Then do it anon. Nothing's stopping you
Here's an example of a girl who appears like she'd be shy and reluctant to demand worship.
>oneitis is dating tyrone
>they have a kid together
>turns out she likes me back but feels trapped with tyrone cuz babby
>ask friends for advice
>"lol just give her time bro she'll figure it out"
no, fuck that. i've waited 2 and a half years on this bitch, and i'm tired of it. I want to make her mine asap.
what do robots?
Prep the bull
Feel the bern
>>27550464
L I T E R A L L Y a cuckold. Of course she "likes you back" now that she needs a beta provider. Do yourself a favor and forget she exists. Gonna be nothing but regret and anguish if you pursue this.
Are you ready to raise Tyrone's son?
ITT: we discuss fucked up things we do that we know are wrong but bring us joy or whatever.
I go around to 3rd world countries promise girls I'll bring them to America because I've fallen in love with them. I fuck them and not pull out. Or poke holes in the condom. I have no idea why I do this but it's so god damn fun.
I work hard at my job so everyone else looks shitty.
>>27550295
I mean. That just makes you a good employee
>>27550309
We still get paid the same. All of us.
I'm from Australia and have no idea what to do with my life is an Information Technology degree a meme?
Yes. Go be a plumber, you'd get more dosh than any IT nerds coulf.
The problem with IT stuff these days is that more and more businesses just import indians or chinks and pay them less than you.
>>27550326
Depends where you're working, but yeah, skilled trade is where it's at. I'm an IT geek that does skilled trade on the side, so double dosh.
There's really no greater satisfaction than coming home at the end of the day, tired but proud of the labor you put in. Helps you sleep better than any IT job ever could.
>on a dinner date with a really hot guy (who rumor has it has a huge dick)
>he's funny, a great conversationalist and seems genuinely interested in what I have to say
>check comes
>'so Fembot you wanna split it'
>mfw
I can't BELIEVE he actually fucking said that! The nerve of this guy, he might have saved himself thirty bucks, but he definitely cost himself any shot at getting with me, or...
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>ugh: the thread
I hear there are some pretty painless methods of suicide nowadays.
>>27549996
kek, it's b8 and everybody here recognizes it
>other people around you have their own thoughts and memories in their head
Does anyone else find this weird?
>>27549984
What if they don't? How do you know?
No, and mine are more important anyway.
>>27549984
"they" are just an illusion and the external is all a projection
When I'm clean shaven, I'm too baby-faced in a world that demands manliness, and I think I just look ugly if I let my facial hair grow out too long. 3 days after shaving when I got that stubble going on I look like a chad. I try and shave ahead for important events and I feel like if I don't do anything on day 3, I wasted the day because I'll have to start over tomorrow and not be at my prime. Have a beard trimmer, it really sucks, doesn't work good at all.
Electric trimmer. You can adjust the head for length.
I legit want that Ben Bernanke look.
>>27549928
Hair clipper without a head.
>He watches porn while beating his meat.
>He watches two people have sex while beating his meat.
>Doesn't call himself a cuck.
KEK! No matter what you watch -- if you are watching porn then you are a cuck. Even if you watch some lesbo shit.. They are cucking you. Even if you watch some first person shit.. They are cucking you.
the bitch ain't mine bruh
>>27549600
Still beating your meat to others fucking though, cuck.
It's called voyeurism, and it's a serious disease that makes you stay a virgin