>lose weight
>get fit
>dress better
>new haircut
>excellent hygiene
>smile more
>still not even a 4/10
J U S T
KILL ME
I'VE DONE EVERYTHING I CAN
>>27557856
keep trying new haircuts, this might sound like bs but a flattering haircut can make you go from 4/10 to 7/10, it has for me
C'mon anon, im sure you're not doing everything to its highest potential. Im sure you could dress better/haircut better/be more fit
>>27557950
It's my face, Brian. I can't fix my face.
What does R9K think of Femenism and by extention the MRM.
No this is not bait, im genuinely interested. I surprisingly dont see many threads on either group here...
I hate feminism
hello guys
I hate womans
>today's my birthday
>nobody ever takes it serious
>>27557671
Happy birthday you miserable shit.
I'll drink a glass on your name today.
>>27557671
Habby Birthday Adrienne
>>27557671
You were just a prank, bro
who /alcohol/ and /comfy/ here
I just alcohol'd, comfying atm.
lying in bed, pretty comfy but no alc atm
>tequila
>bed
>mh4u
BARELY 7x6, do I have any hope of pleasing a woman with my """dick"""?
Sorry OP, women are only interested in men with penises 5" or below. Larger, less aesthetic penises are an evolutionary artifact that will gradually be bred out as society continues to develop.
>>27557329
sorry bob, not all of us can be bless with the 4x1 penises women desire
Is that a dildo? Your crotch looks fucking gross
Hello fellow Robots I will be 18 on April 15th I would like to be dead on 16th I can't afford to buy anything fancy what method I should use I am thinking about using several plastic bags thickest zip tie I can find and handcuffs incase my instinct kicks in Do you think this combo would work?
>>27557209
just jump out of a bridge senpai
What could possibly be so bad that you want to die at 18 years old?
Let's talk about it, hun. Tell me what's wrong.
underage b& get him mods get him
What do you want senpai?
oringinalcomment
>>27557051
somebody who loves me for who i am
>2 cheeseburgers
>1 mchicken
>1 4 piece mcnuggets, with ranch of course
>1 large fries
>cup for ice water
thanks OP
>>27557051
Sarah pick me up a 20 piece, my and mom are gonna split it. Don't forget the sweet and sour.
Why don't girls like me /r9k/? Is there something in my appearance that might be throwing them off? I'm usually quiet and girls never seem interested in me. Am I ugly?
>>27556797
you look like the kind of guy who hangs out on /r9k/.
>>27556824
What do you mean by this? What gives it away
People will tell you to get a haircut, but I honestly do not think it will make a difference.
Women would rather fuck Niggers and homeless junkies than us robots. Let that sink in.
>>27556752
Ok, Kelley.
Wtf are you talking about. The reason they rape so much is they aren't getting any.
>>27557017
Sure... But they get more than robots. A girl would rather date a refugee than a robot. That is what I said.
Rage stories thread; I'll start;
After 12 years, I just cut ties with one of my oldest friends because I ran out of excuses for him being a dick.
Lets call him Noah. I've known Noah since kindergarten, and we're both 19 now. He was bullied pretty hard as a child because he always had terrible haircuts and was generally weird and anti-social. About two years ago he started a band that became locally successful, and he developed the most undeserved and insufferable ego. He stopped listening to everyone in his life, including me, and basically took...
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Anyway, I was the only one who stayed with him after that, even though it was a source of constant tension with all my other friends. I figured that he as just out of control, and I beleived him when he said he was changing himself.
I finally cracked last week when he stole $100 worth of drugs from me, incorrectly measured a dose, and overdosed in front of his family, but not before telling them he had gotten the drugs from me. His mother is a good friend of mine and while she said it was alright, I know that it isn't. She blames me the way she would if one of her...
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Before I had even talked to him, Noah decided that I was out to get him, and called all of our mutual acquaintances in an attempt to turn them against me. He even called the guitarist whose relationship he ruined, who I hang out with almost every day. Thankfully, everyone saw through his bullshit.
Honestly, the worst part is that I still want to be his friend. we've been through so much together; breaking into abandoned buildings, narrowly avoiding arrest, playing house shows together. I don't really know what I would do without him.
Am I the only one who wants this new layout to stay?
FUCK THIS LAYOUT
I CANT EVEN REEE RIGHT ANYMORE, MY THROAT IS REEE'd OUT
>>27556750
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NO MORE MOTHERFUCKIN ANONYMOUS! FUCKK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMA COX REEEEEEEEEEE
What the FUCK is going on I just woke up what the fuck
I just realised I haven't seen one of these vending machines for a while.
Like, the ones that look just like this, with the rectangles next to the circle buttons that light up when they're out of that drink.
Got one just like that in school
What are the types you see, OP?
>>27556567
Male genitals
What's your honest no meme, no guilt trip care free opinion on immigrants
We should help them but Islam is cancer
>>27556388
> Implying other religions aren't cancer
Letting them in was a massive security risk and we're already seeing the consequences. We should have been conducting humanitarian operations in their countries before it got so bad that they moved to Europe and terrorists took advantage of it. Most of them aren't bad people but they are being used to enable terrorist activity.
Hello fellow legal American citizens
>>27556336
>Juanita
>not Juan
Kek nice try spic-o
>that namespic get
>>27556336
Juan please leave
It might be kind of fun to put your real name in the name field and post it today.
It's like a little thrill, but nobody would actually doxx you.
>>27556317
lmao no way I'm doing that
>>27556317
What if your name is so unique that it just doesn't seem to fit in with the rest?
>>27556349
Apparently the name gets overridden anyway. I wonder what happens if I use a trip