So did you guys see Elizas new video of her crying? What happened I wanna know.
Why does she like this board so much? Honestly asking, her friend Erica left for greener pastures.
I see a potential writer in Eliza.
>>27592158
its a joke, someone asked her to make a vid like that in an old thread
She busted into a thread this morning flapping her roast beef at everything that had a pulse trying to recruit new orbiters and she got btfod when nobody wanted anything to do with her except 2 guys who were already orbiting her. She got suicidal because nobody was paying attention to her and even though she went all in still nobody cared. Also everyone already knows about her nudes and her rotting meatcave so like 90% of the excitement is already gone.
Do you ever feel like you're the token robot of your group of normie friends?
I haven't had friends in 12 years.
Do you ever feel like a normie for having friends in the first place?
>im suchhhh a robot guys xD! this one time i called a girl mom!!! it was so awkward :( all my friends bullied me about it the next day :(
I hit up and got a gf in 10 seconds flat.
What's your excuse faggots?
I don't want to be an emotional BF to a roastie desu
>>27592104
My name isnt max
i'm ugly t b q h w u
>male
>23+
>single
Congratulations your life is over.
https://www.reddit.com/r/PurplePillDebate/comments/4cvns5/new_theory_early_dating_bottleneck_theory/
just find a good girl who's younger than you, genius.
>>27591991
KEK OP BTFO
qweeeeeeasoriginal
>>27591991
Impossible.
Most Good Girls don't want an age gap. Only sluts and trash are okay with that. Read the thread.
WHO /alc/OHOLIC HERE?fucking robot won't let me post unless I'm original
>>27591846
i just have never been able to stick with drinking... it feels so horrible. it doesn't benefit me in any way. everyone i've seen who used it a lot for a long time looks and acts horrible. i've seen meth heads who look better than alkies.
>>27591846
Me
Just tell me how to spoiler, I'm sure I know how but if I do it and fail I'll probably Kms out of embarassment
>>27591922insert text with NO spaces after the ] or before the [ at the endhope thats clear enough
This board is pure poison, if you value yourself at all you will never return to /r9k/.
All this porn and self loathing isn't healthy, I'm convinced this is some sort of containment board designed to keep robots depressed. It wasn't always like this, but it's reached peak degeneracy. Some outside organization has infiltrated this place and they want you all to keep suffering.
Leave this place, robros. Please, I'm begging you, it doesn't have to be like this forever. Things can get better, and the first step is to leave this hellhole and never look back.
I don't have anywhere else to go though
I know you're a sincere advocate robro, but there's nowhere else for me.
>>27591841
>if you value yourself at all
not really no
How do you fix the problem when you are the problem?
Kill yourself, sperg
>>27591792
by killing yourself, of course
you merely self medicate until death and hope that in achieving nirvana you finally ascend to a life that has better amenities
such as the finest french champaigns
This board is sexist.
>>27591619
I'm really sorry OP, but when virgin neckbeards refuse to look at themselves, they just blame women for not getting laid.
It sucks, but not as much as being a 21 year old virgin.
>people refusing to post here because it contradicts the lie-world they live in
enjoy wanking, faggots
This is the sexiest board.
How the fuck do I make friends? I can't figure it out, I don't get it at all. Do I just walk up to them and start chatting?
Step 1: Post your Skype in this thread
Step 2 : Listen to Oui
You don't even have to do that much, people will walk up to you and make small conversation about whatever dumb shit, you just have to not ignore them and actually keep a conversation.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4_dOorquQ
>>27591566
Why do normies have to add sound effects and people's faces to everything? Completely misses the point & was probably made by some roastie film major. 0/10
>>27591610
Because it's spooky
>>27591566
Who noticed the eyes move at 0:24?
Also, who can confirm this is what autism is like? I've never experienced anything like what the video depicted.
>be me
>me I am
>have qt white escort for 3 weeks back to back, saw her 3 times.
>have super intense sex each time, last time I actually broke out in a sweat. 10 minutes of straight fucking. (This is good for me)
>start falling for her because sex is too good
She's gone now and not answering my texts. I knew this wasn't a permanent arrangement but can't help but miss her.
>earlier...
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I tasted the forbidden fruit, and it's gone.
>>27591524
>being able to get an erection instead of just balls-shrinking anxiety when a woman is nearby
you do not belong here
>>27591578
I am anxious at first but yeah I never fail to get an erection 99.99% of the time.
Hey anon wanna wrestle?
>>27591485
hot damn ok
>>27591485
Kill yourcellf faggot
>>27591485
Yes but please go easy on me
When did you realize you were an outsider?
I didn't realize until I was about 16.
Probably a few years into college
I literally have autism and absolutely zero self-awareness, which is probably why it took me so long to realize.
>>27591473
8 allways around with the robots in class.
Got a bit normie at the age 10-13, best times of my life, had many friends, my first girlfriends, but never kissed or anything else.
Then puperty and World of Warcraft came and i became a neet.
God, how i miss being a kid god that was so awesome.
I was kinda a chad, but too fucking weird in class. I tryed way to hard to be funny like an autist, but girls liked me because i was a fucking dumb normie and everyone dumb enough can get a girlfriend.
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>>27591473
At 13, the first time I got severely depressedand the first time I wanted to kill myself
I realized that I was never going to be the man I thought I would be when I was a little kid, realized God was dead. I noticed how fucked up everyone around me was, that they were all closing their eyes to the sad reality of the modern world.
Felt pretty bad familia.
What's the best way to kill yourself without causing problems for your family?
>>27591457
Before you hang yourself, make sure write some notes like this
'this is the punishment for fucked my sister without my permission, John'
>>27591457
make them hate you first so they'll be happy you're dead.
That's my plan at least, I treat my family like shit and at this rate they won't want to talk to me anymore. That'll be when I kill myself.
>>27591514
So scapegoat it somehow? Give us tips famalam
Who else /neverlucky/ here?
Just lost all my money at the casino. Again. For the 10th time in a row or something like that cause i cant really count anymore.
Are robots bound to have shitty luck, not just in life but gambling as well?
>>27591449
Next time is the charm anon, don't give up!
isn't blackjack easy to beat?
>>27591483
Everyone would just sit around all day and play blackjack if this were true.