Who else gets haircuts just to feel another human touch you?
>>27597643
I cut my own hair because they can never get it quite right, but yes getting your haircut by someone else is quite pleasant.
>>27597643
I... I thought I was the only one...
>>27597643
just go to a spa
their hands are literally all over you
Fetishes you're not sure why you have?
Pic related
>>27597602
body swap?
gender bender?
>>27597627
Both
Originality
>>27597602
is that genderswap?
thats pretty good, post your favsI know exactly what pic related formed from, its not really that interesting though so i won't bother to post it
Trips decide how I kill myself, Dubs how I kill my turtle
Don't
Also if you get trips don't you also get dubs
>>27597589
please dont kill the turtle
why do you want to kill it, did it bite you?
taking your own life is your decision but dont take the life of smaller weaker animals for no reason other than your enjoyment
>>27597589
Cut your wrists.
Oh and don't kill the turtle, you fucker. Give the turtle to someone.
It's just slap, after slap, after slap. All throughout life. I am constantly "picking myself up" and "staying positive" and I look around and see no one else running into these obstacles. So many self-actualization issues seem so trivial now, it just never ends. I don't care about sex, I don't care about being successful, just make this stop. I can't take this, a life was not meant to bear this weight.
Yes basically.
>Didn't have to be but we are.
>>27597469
I can definitely relate.
>>27597469
I feel you
I just feel that some people are just not adapted to this society due to genetics, shitty parenting, childhood trauma or something like that.
You can't keep up when you have to struggle to do something that people instinctively breeze through
Post your most embarrassing childhood memories
>>27597433
Imagine in 50 years this image being in a history textbook about political cartoons in the "internet era"
WE LIKE IKE
>>27597478
Losers rarely get into the APUSH textbook my dear friend
>>27597433
A girl caught me picking my nose and eating it in elementary school and called me out in front of the whole class. I vehemently denied it.
>it's 10:17 on a Monday
>you're sitting bored in math class
>all of a sudden "Having A Blast" by Green Day starts playing over the intercom system followed by repeatedly loud bangs
>everyone in your class is stunned speechless and motionless
>the bangs get louder and louder as Billy Joe Armstrong declares "well no one here is getting out alive..."
>the quiet stillness...
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>>27597427
tell everyone they should take off their clothes, make a rope, exit through window
>>27597427
start filming, if i survive ill be a millionaire from all the youtube moneys
>>27597427
This is the kind of stuff that I fantasize about. Wait for someone to come in through the door, and I overpower and kill him, and then I wait for his friends to come, and I kill them too. Then I fuck the hottest girl in class.
>Schoolchildren should take field trips to slaughterhouses & sweatshops to get a lurid firsthand look at the underside of what our consumer culture is built on
>Euthanasia should be accessible for anyone who wants it
>Representative democracy is a phase in human history with a mixed record of success and is inherently vulnerable to the influence of money
>Video games are a juvenile waste of time and the people who play them are often the most boring,...
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>>27597416
>Video games are a juvenile waste of time
What about puzzle games? I play a lot of puzzle games.
At least those exercise your mind.
>>27597416
>Representative democracy is a phase in human history with a mixed record of success and is inherently vulnerable to the influence of money
I'm going to give you a spoiler
There is no type of government that is not inherently vulnerable to the influence of money.
In fact, the less democratic a government is, the MORE vulnreable it is.
>>27597416
>EDGY OPINIONS
ranch actually did come before cool ranch
What does is mean to "grow up on the internet"?\
Do you feel like you grew up primarily online or IRL?
>>27597387
Who is this penis pixie anyways?
>>27597387
Of course of course yes
>>27597480
That's a nice shirt anon, where'd you get it?
>tfw want a gay bf
>can't have a gay bf because you don't want anyone to know you're gay
Anyone know this feel?
>>27597379
get a straight bf then
>>27597379
Get a DL bf, problem solved
>>27597389
a straight bf won't be attracted to me
>>27597393
it's so much fucking effort though and I haven't come out to my parents. I feel like I'm going to be in the closet forever.
How come my dad didnt want me /r9k/?
At least you dad made the decision to actually leave. He probably at least went on to do other things in life and now has a lot to show for it.
My dad on the other hand, was basically a sperm donor for my mother, who just stayed around the house doing nothing, not being a father, just working and paying for shit because thats what he was raised and thought he had to do. There was no actual fathering or anything. My dad is still like this today, he has no social skills or anything, never takes any initiatives in life, just sits around waiting for my mother to tell him...
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This is a black thing isn't it?
>>27597371
OP here
>tfw white
People on 4chan bitching about having a bad life when some homeless guy has to eat a burger out of the trash.
Unattractive >> Lose some weight / Good hygiene
Girls Cheating >> Don't date a easy to get slut.
Rejected >> There will always be pieces of shit in the world. Don't sink to their level
Autistic >> Try getting therapy. Autism has been shown to improve after therapy.
Scared of people >> This isn't high school. Unless you are in the hood, there is nothing to be afraid of.
Suicide >>...
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The happiest couple I ever met was homeless
>>27597201
>your challenges in life are invalid because someone else has different challenges in theirs!!
get out of my safespace, friendo!
>>27597201
Wow guy, how'd you get so smart?
ITT Music thread for lonely fags
let's try not to self loathe
https://youtu.be/bSfpSOBD30U
https://youtu.be/Xj6oW3dF9Gc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41VYKiMEKSY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vc0ONsBbFLg
Robots why do i Hate myself when i'm drunk or high? I obsess over shit that I shouldn't. I have an exam monday I'm half prepared for. And Being drunk now makes me feel awful. The same would happen if i were high. What the hell i thought that would help me feel awesome??
share your shitty drunk high feels
Because taking mind altering substances shifts your mind and takes down barriers you have setup. Everybody reacts to drugs differently but they also give you a different perspective. I'll be the first to admit that I take drugs to have fun but at the same time they can make you think critically about your life and figure out what needs to be done. Because when you're sober you get used to being you, no matter how shitty or good that is. But once you take something that shifts your mind to a different way of thinking you see what you really look like. For me that's...
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>>27597102
i was studying. then i was finished for the night and got drunk with a friend. but you're probably right.
>>27597172
>>27597172
You are probs stressed out about the exam. Like you said you only know half of this shit. But there's nothing you can do now because you can't study.
You got to lay down and chill. Go fill your tub with warm water and just lay in there.
Walk to local store, see this, wat do
>>27596906
there's no way i would walk up to them that close. i would've walked back home by that point
>>27596906
turn 360 degrees and walk away
I am original look how original I am
They look ok. Probably douches but they don't look like scary niggers.
Buy my dew and leave.
>tfw a girl at my uni said hi to me today
Don't lie to yourself anon
wow! when's the wedding?
>>27596884
keep it up anon. one day she might even start a conversation with you