What does vaginas smell like? Is it anything like penises? If it smelled like my dick that would be great cus it smells awesome, I just love it
That elf is like 1 inch thick.
>>27603412
How thick do you want your elves, famalam?
It doesn't smell like dick
But if you like the smell of you cock then I have a feeling you wouldn't really care for a woman's scent anyways. At best you'd tolerate it. Just speaking from experience
If an alien said ayy lmao, would he pronounce it "ayy lamayo" or "ayy L-M-A-O"?
He would pronounce it "Ayy Lmao".
he would proceed to say "Ayyyye" and then laugh his ass off
>>27603113
what you never heard a grey alien laugh before?
it's extremely frightening in person.
What is /r9k/'s take on gamer girls?
Slutty?
all gamers are the lowest filth on planet earth, gamer girls are the lowest of low filth because they seek attention from a bunch of literal manchildren
I swear I recognize that girl. Or I've met one who looks identical named "jazlyn" or something like that.
>>27603101
It's Allison Rapp, former fembot from /r9k/ turned into internet celebrity.
She's had sex with 40-50 guys, apparently.
>wake up in the middle of the night crying that I'm still a virgin at 30
>look up some escorts so I can just lose my virginity and stop thinking about it
>realize that having sex with a girl is just asking to get an STD
How can I stop myself from obsessing about this?
>>27603015
Whats taming you so long to lose it?
Are you ugly or?
I've got wizardhood coming up in a few days
Don't know how I'll react to it, but it'll probably be with indifference for the most part
>>27603015
I don't really know why you're worried about getting an STD. Use a condom, the worst that you can get is herpes
>ITT: We say what we do everyday repeated
>Wake up at 11
>Make coffee and shitpost till 2
>Make more coffee and play TF2 and other Steam games till 9
>Make more coffee and shitpost on internet until 12
>Make more coffee and game until 2 am
Repeat.
>>27602937
>wake up
>eat
>get drunk
>play video games
>repress sadness until tired enough to sleep
>>27602937
Do you drink high quality coffee or shit water?
>>27602937
productive life, m8.
I'm jelly you can afford this while I have to wagecuck myself
my pussy tastes like pepsi cola
>>27602918
>my pussy tastes like shit
ftfy
>>27602918
Damn. I ordered the coke pussy
>>27602918
how do you know that doe
Why is it so difficult to find a job that isn't the worst thing ever? I know there are at least some wagecucks here, so tell me, what is it you do? Do you like it?
I've been working as a resteraunt cook the last few months since I can't pass a drug test and I'm getting sick of how fast paced it is around lunch and dinner time. I don't know if I'm cut out for it but I'm not sure where else to go. I really want to do something a bit laid back I just don't know what to look for. Every thing hiring is in some kind of department store...
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The only job that isn't sucks is the one you love doing. I'm a packager - a souless and stupid job, but again, I have nothing that I like doing so any job would be bad in different degrees.
>>27602816
Get a security license and apply to be a nightguard somewhere. They always look for nightguards since normies don't want to have nightshifts but a robot can just sit on his ass all night doing whatever.
>>27602881
>tfw hated every job I had
>tfw can't explore to many fields because drug screens
Fug.
>>27602905
I remember playing Call of Duty 4 with a guy back in the day who was a night guard. He'd apparently set up an Xbox out there and played while sitting in his little booth at a junk yard or something. He'd leave every so often to walk around and check stuff out but it did seem like a pretty neat job.
Anyone here find that holding or rubbing their dick helps reduce anxiety?
I find myself compulsively doing so with my left hand and it makes me feel more normal and relaxed. I experience a constant state of anxiety and it's similar to how people touch or rub their face when nervous or in doubt.
Any psychologists in here can tell me why this is?
>>27602718
Slow down there cowboyc-can i suck it?
>>27602718
>Any psychologists in here can tell me why this is?
where do u think you are?
I don't know, and if you squeeze your balls the wrong way you'll get a burst of anxiety. It is kind of weird.
>you will never be an 18-year-old living in norway in 1994, at the height of second-wave black metal
is there any purpose to living?
>tfw you discovered black metal at 19 but you had no metal friends to share your hobby
>tfw you were only trying to be even more "special" than anyone else + you hated everything.
I still enjoy Peste Noire tho :3
>>27602683
lel I got into the genre in 2007 when family bought a metal magazine and the disc had a Mayhem song on it... haven't looked back ever since
>tfw mommy doesn't let me to dress like a metalhead
I miss my long hair
ITT: admit things you wouldn't ever say in real life
>I fantasize often about being used as someone's fucktoy in exchange for shelter and companionship
I watch anime and play video games
> I fantasise about having 40 year old cougar gf make me her trap to use as a fucktoy, then cuddle afterwards
Why live, I've evidently got issues
I'm the biggest creep you know, ashamed of it though
This picture makes me so mad. Why do men do this? Why are they such weakling creatures? Fucking hell...
Roastie getting toasty in here
Yeah men are weak, especially betas, but we can be strong. We can be resistance. We can fight against our urges and can successfully avoid from disgusting female gender. We only have to try. We should put this dating bullshit to trash and start caring about our lifes. To be winner as a beta, you shouldn't play the dating game. There should be some sexuality, where beta people gives up on women and becomes asexual on purpose.
>>27602596
The stipulation is that you should be out doing slutty shit too, so when you and the broad settle down all the degeneracy cancels out.
How often do you watch porn?
Have you felt you have desensitized?
Usually around once a day. I've been trying to quit for fucking ever.
Yea, without a doubt it has fucked me up psychologically in some way. I've graduated to traps and shota.
Only when I'm drunk, horny, and don't feel like using my imagination. So every couple of months, basically.
>>27602566
Going cold turkey right now. Probably shouldn't come here either seeing as 4chan is full or porn.
Clicking this shit freezes time for 10-years for everyone but you.
What are you gonna do?
Remove all the wogs
Probably first go find a comfy house to inhabit, near a grocery store. Then I'd begin stockpiling food from neighboring homes and the store, along with water etc. Not sure how electricity and plumbing would work if time is stopped.
Then I'd probably try to find a few qts and bring them home for some mock companionship like dolls. Then I'd just train my body and read books and shit for 10 years, maybe start farming or something
not click it because I'll have aged 10 years before I get to communicate with another human being again, even on the internet
now give me one that lets me stop for arbitrary periods, and pauses my aging when I use it
*BRAAAAAAAAAAP*
Ooo that was a big one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORXokyuurok
>>27602272
who daily dose itt
>>27602440
My fucking dick
Originaloto Mr. Roboto
ITT we convince other robots not to take their life. I'll start.
If you die now you'll miss out on the next season of anime, and won't see the next Nintendo console.
>>27602144
There is more to life than Japanese subcultures.
You've got like... 10 more years before your testosterone levels drop off and fapping loses any sense of pleasure. Don't retire in your prime!
your dead self won't be missing that anime or vidya
the best reason I can offer is that being dead is just as pointless as being alive